Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
> Your Honda
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> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's
> Don't Own It Yet
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> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our
> Water
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> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist
> Extremism
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To
> Mainland Scum, But Leave
> Your Money)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're
> Not, But The Potatoes
> Sure Are Real Good
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> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
> That's Our Tourism Campaign
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
> (For Most Tax Brackets)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000
> Mosquitoes
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> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own
> State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At
> Work
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> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
> Right-wing Crazies, And Very
> Little Else
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