Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
> Your Honda
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's
> Don't Own It Yet
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our
> Water
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist
> Extremism
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To
> Mainland Scum, But Leave
> Your Money)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're
> Not, But The Potatoes
> Sure Are Real Good
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
> That's Our Tourism Campaign
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
> (For Most Tax Brackets)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000
> Mosquitoes
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own
> State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At
> Work
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
> Right-wing Crazies, And Very
> Little Else
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>

cont...

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer
> ##$%##! Motto Right
> Here!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You
> Have The Right To An
> Attorney ...
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Carolina: Tobacco IS a Vegetable
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't
> Actually Surrender
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Vermont: Yep
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw
> Yokels Don't Mix?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And
> Slackers!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are
scared!