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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:21:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 9:50:05 PM EST by jasonTTKA]
Your house in the middle of the night. You're home and you can only use what is in arms length of your bed.

What do you have to defend yourself? Annnnnnnnnnnd go.

I've got a Benchmade Adamas, Glock 17C, Glock 42, and 10.5" AR15.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:22:50 PM EST
Fleshlight.
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[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 9:23:45 PM EST by CRsmoker250]
My wife, I would sick that mean woman on them
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Glock 19 and a cutting wit.
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M1 carbine.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:24:03 PM EST
I'm one of the tards that uses a shotgun.



Also, a pistol with a TLR-1
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I can fart on demand.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:24:30 PM EST
H&K USP
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Glock 21SF with TLR-2 and night sights
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:24:38 PM EST
tar and feather him with lotion and tissues
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[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 9:26:07 PM EST by azarak512]
I'm sending the wife after them, if they fucked something up on their way in they are fucked.
(Edit) I am too slow
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:25:20 PM EST
Fireplug wrench.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:25:29 PM EST
1911. One of us is dying in that room.
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Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
I'm one of the tards that uses a shotgun.



Also, a pistol with a TLR-1
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Birdshot?
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:26:00 PM EST
Honey badger.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:26:22 PM EST
AR 15 with an ACOG. AK 47 with an Aimpoint. About 6 big ass knives.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:27:06 PM EST
Dumbest question of the week.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:27:19 PM EST
My only gun at the moment, new built 16" with m952 to help them see what's coming at em
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[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 9:29:34 PM EST by joker1]
2 Blurs, a Gerber Magnum auto, GLOCK 34, Kimber 45ACP and 9 dogs.

ETA: I didn't look on the wall! A 2 handed sword and a gladius.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:28:24 PM EST
A flock of dags and a 6in GP-100
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:28:47 PM EST
Two lamps, wife, Kindle Fire and a 3 year old ginger boy. If the ginger boy would sleep in his own bed I could easily reach my AR with my head on my pillow.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:28:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Chokey:
tar and feather him with lotion and tissues
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Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:29:25 PM EST
Astroglide
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Two trained GSD's will play with them and p-01 on the night stand.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:30:26 PM EST
CQBR clone, Glock 23, Takamine G series. I'll kill them then play them a song.
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Colt Combat Elite in a bio safe on the night stand.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:30:57 PM EST
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 9:32:07 PM EST by AZ_Sky]
I get to take my pick....
12 ga., a couple of 1911 .45acp, and a 6.8 SPC.


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70lbs of cowering Labradoodle.
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Glock 22. Federal HST.

Goodbye Asshole!
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A pit boxer mix and a brown mutt the mutt is the mean one. Then glock 30s, a leather whip and handcuffs
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:33:11 PM EST
not going to happen , the bulldog scared them off before they made that mistake
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Rape whistle .
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Glock 22 and 46 rounds.
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G17
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AR-15
SR9c
Grandpa's handmade knife he carried in WW2 as a B-24 crew member
M7 Bayonet
Glass water jug
Steel ballpoint pen

Pretty much in that order.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:34:48 PM EST
7-shot .357 magnum revolver, loaded with 158gr LRN .38spl. The gun is ported, so many .357 loads have too much muzzle flash. It's really not an ideal defensive pistol, but it's all I have for now.

12 ga shotgun, 6 rounds of Federal Personal Defense copper plated 00 buck

WASR-10, 30 round mag, 4 more loaded mags 4 feet away.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:34:52 PM EST
Ar-15, 1911, and a land shark that hates men.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:35:14 PM EST
1911 2 mags of hollow points and a sure fire
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G20 with a TLR-1 or a shield 9mm.
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Fleshlight.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:37:23 PM EST
<------------ If she can't handle it, I'll grab my pants off the floor. There is a S&W 642 in the pocket...
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:39:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Rabon:
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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Try me
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:40:48 PM EST
gas
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:40:57 PM EST
S&W M1917, 9" 300 BLK.
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Bottle of J&J baby oil?
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:42:16 PM EST
Glock 22 & G2 flashlight. Astroglide count for anything???
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:42:37 PM EST
85# of very protective dog

Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:43:49 PM EST
870 with a few dozen rounds of 00, then a G22 with severals mags and when empty, it's a grenade as last resort
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 9:44:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Pangea:
1911. One of us is dying in that room.
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Good think it's not a Glock, it would take you both out.
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