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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:21:59 PM EDT

Your house in the middle of the night. You're home and you can only use what is in arms length of your bed.

What do you have to defend yourself? Annnnnnnnnnnd go.

I've got a Benchmade Adamas, Glock 17C, Glock 42, and 10.5" AR15.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:22:50 PM EDT

[#1]

Fleshlight.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:23:22 PM EDT

[#2]

My wife, I would sick that mean woman on them

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:23:35 PM EDT

[#3]

Glock 19 and a cutting wit.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:23:35 PM EDT

[#4]

M1 carbine.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:24:03 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm one of the tards that uses a shotgun.

Also, a pistol with a TLR-1

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:24:24 PM EDT

[#6]

I can fart on demand.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:24:30 PM EDT

[#7]

H&K USP

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:24:31 PM EDT

[#8]

Glock 21SF with TLR-2 and night sights

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:24:38 PM EDT

[#9]

tar and feather him with lotion and tissues

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:24:54 PM EDT

[#10]

I'm sending the wife after them, if they fucked something up on their way in they are fucked.
(Edit) I am too slow

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:25:20 PM EDT

[#11]

Fireplug wrench.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:25:29 PM EDT

[#12]

1911. One of us is dying in that room.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:25:52 PM EDT

[#13]

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I'm one of the tards that uses a shotgun.

Also, a pistol with a TLR-1

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Birdshot?

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:26:00 PM EDT

[#14]

Honey badger.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:26:22 PM EDT

[#15]

AR 15 with an ACOG. AK 47 with an Aimpoint. About 6 big ass knives.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:27:06 PM EDT

[#16]

Dumbest question of the week.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:27:19 PM EDT

[#17]

My only gun at the moment, new built 16" with m952 to help them see what's coming at em

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:27:41 PM EDT

[#18]

2 Blurs, a Gerber Magnum auto, GLOCK 34, Kimber 45ACP and 9 dogs.

ETA: I didn't look on the wall! A 2 handed sword and a gladius.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:28:24 PM EDT

[#19]

A flock of dags and a 6in GP-100

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:28:47 PM EDT

[#20]

Two lamps, wife, Kindle Fire and a 3 year old ginger boy. If the ginger boy would sleep in his own bed I could easily reach my AR with my head on my pillow.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:28:48 PM EDT

[#21]

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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:29:25 PM EDT

[#22]

Astroglide

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:29:46 PM EDT

[#23]

Two trained GSD's will play with them and p-01 on the night stand.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:30:26 PM EDT

[#24]

CQBR clone, Glock 23, Takamine G series. I'll kill them then play them a song.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:30:28 PM EDT

[#25]

Colt Combat Elite in a bio safe on the night stand.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:30:57 PM EDT

[#26]

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:30:57 PM EDT

[#27]

I get to take my pick....

12 ga., a couple of 1911 .45acp, and a 6.8 SPC.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:31:31 PM EDT

[#28]

70lbs of cowering Labradoodle.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:31:41 PM EDT

[#29]

Glock 22. Federal HST.

Goodbye Asshole!

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:32:47 PM EDT

[#30]

XD9 and a Maglite 3 D battery light.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:32:51 PM EDT

[#31]

A pit boxer mix and a brown mutt

the mutt is the mean one. Then glock 30s, a leather whip and handcuffs

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:33:11 PM EDT

[#32]

not going to happen , the bulldog scared them off before they made that mistake

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:33:17 PM EDT

[#33]

Rape whistle .

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:33:20 PM EDT

[#34]

Glock 22 and 46 rounds.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:33:36 PM EDT

[#35]

G17

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:33:56 PM EDT

[#36]

AR-15
SR9c
Grandpa's handmade knife he carried in WW2 as a B-24 crew member
M7 Bayonet
Glass water jug
Steel ballpoint pen

Pretty much in that order.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:34:48 PM EDT

[#37]

7-shot .357 magnum revolver, loaded with 158gr LRN .38spl. The gun is ported, so many .357 loads have too much muzzle flash. It's really not an ideal defensive pistol, but it's all I have for now.

12 ga shotgun, 6 rounds of Federal Personal Defense copper plated 00 buck

WASR-10, 30 round mag, 4 more loaded mags 4 feet away.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:34:52 PM EDT

[#38]

Ar-15, 1911, and a land shark that hates men.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:35:14 PM EDT

[#39]

1911 2 mags of hollow points and a sure fire

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:35:19 PM EDT

[#40]

G20 with a TLR-1 or a shield 9mm.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:35:47 PM EDT

[#41]

Fleshlight.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:37:23 PM EDT

[#42]

<------------ If she can't handle it, I'll grab my pants off the floor. There is a S&W 642 in the pocket...

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:39:34 PM EDT

[#43]

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Try me

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:40:48 PM EDT

[#44]

gas

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:40:57 PM EDT

[#45]

S&W M1917, 9" 300 BLK.

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:41:25 PM EDT

[#46]

Bottle of J&J baby oil?

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:42:16 PM EDT

[#47]

Glock 22 & G2 flashlight. Astroglide count for anything???

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:42:37 PM EDT

[#48]

85# of very protective dog

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:43:49 PM EDT

[#49]

870 with a few dozen rounds of 00, then a G22 with severals mags and when empty, it's a grenade as last resort

Posted: 10/5/2014 10:44:15 PM EDT

[#50]

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Good think it's not a Glock, it would take you both out.

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