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Posted: 3/15/2011 2:19:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 2:21:21 PM EST by maleante]
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:19:56 PM EST
alot of sex, sadly we will all die young
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:19:57 PM EST


Damn...that means I'm going to die any second now.

At 37...
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:20:22 PM EST
if that is what it takes i do not want to live that long.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:21:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:22:32 PM EST
Living 30 more miserable years surely did show up the rest of her generation... She should recieve a cookie, although I'm not sure she'd eat it...
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:23:00 PM EST
Not worth it.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:23:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 2:23:15 PM EST by nchapa]
i bet shes not counting the anal and oral sex. this chick was the queen of bukkake.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:23:19 PM EST
Funny but there is evidence that very long life is somewhat health and somewhat genetics.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:23:25 PM EST
If she always looked like that , I can see why she never had sex.....
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:25:02 PM EST
Explain George Burns then.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:28:00 PM EST
103 shitty years
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:28:32 PM EST
Well, since I'm 64, I've only have 39 more years to prove her WRONG. If somehow I don't make it, she could possibly be right.

BOTOH, if I get there, I'd bang her like... er... ummm... well... what's da topic?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:29:36 PM EST
fuck that noise. My wife would rather me die at 70 than live that life with her lol!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:31:48 PM EST
I bet she's got a wooden dildo hidden somewhere.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:38:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:38:28 PM EST
She is probably only 30 but it just seems like she is 103
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:38:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By sd_norske:
Not worth it.


Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:39:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By 1387Delta:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEhKZNQlJrY




"I just shook his hand!"
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:41:17 PM EST
So which of you creeps is going to help her with her dying wish?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 2:44:14 PM EST
She must be a bitch among bitches
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:07:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 3:08:16 PM EST by VoodooChile]
bet she doesn't get a lot of grandkids dropping by either
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:10:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:22:50 PM EST


Oh shit.

I lol'd.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:30:49 PM EST
So that's how I've lived so much longer than any of my family members...z
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:33:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By 1387Delta:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEhKZNQlJrY


First thing I thought of when I saw this post.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:35:22 PM EST
Her cherry must look like a shriveled dust covered raisin by now.



Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:36:01 PM EST
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:40:45 PM EST
Fuck that, I'd rather be dead than live without poon.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:42:57 PM EST
So in 3011 old fat fucks in nursing homes everywhere will be speaking great things about this man named Chris Costa.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:45:43 PM EST
Thats not living thats hell on earth!She must have been fun at a party
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:47:02 PM EST
Or maybe she's just got good genes. Which she never passed to the next generation.

Good job.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:48:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By stealbear:
So in 3011 old fat fucks in nursing homes everywhere will be speaking great things about this man named Chris Costa.


Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:06:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By TNP357:
103 shitty years


Let's see:

No sex, smoking or alcohol and going through life without a partner or kids to share it with, yeah sounds pretty shitty to me.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:34:53 PM EST
Lazy bitch "couldn't be bothered".
L.O.L.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:42:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By hooligan223:
Originally Posted By TNP357:
103 shitty years


Let's see:

No sex, smoking or alcohol and going through life without a partner or kids to share it with, yeah sounds pretty shitty to me.
I'm surprised. Most people tend to live longer when they have something "to live for."

Wonder what that is for her.

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:49:01 PM EST
whats the point of living
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:51:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By nchapa:
i bet shes not counting the anal and oral sex. this chick was the queen of bukkake.




Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:52:58 PM EST
There are things worse than dying. . . that's all I'm gonna say. . .
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:58:44 PM EST
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:

He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:26:47 PM EST
Why live?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:32:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:34:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By danc46:
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/danc46/BudsBuck101-1.jpg
He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.


That's the way to live! ... and he looks about 65 in that pic.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:40:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By danc46:
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/danc46/BudsBuck101-1.jpg
He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.


This guy is fantastic. God bless him.

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:56:40 PM EST
I'd rather enjoy life and die sooner....... sex is awesome.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:58:38 PM EST
Boy that's not even a dilemma for me. I plan on going out at about age 70 - in a whorehouse, eating a steak, drinking a beer, and fondling a young lady.

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:55:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 7:56:09 PM EST by JaredGrey]
Originally Posted By danc46:
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/danc46/BudsBuck101-1.jpg
He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.


The comment is overused, but that is a cool story.

If the OP story is true, it sounds like I'm gonna live forever.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:57:53 PM EST
A Grandmother lived until 99, I think she might have had sex


Had her first at 15
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:04:57 PM EST
Everyone dies , not everyone truly lives . . .
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:10:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 8:11:07 PM EST by kap_x]
I'd hit it for the trophy....to break 103 years of steadfast commitment/excessive amounts of ugly.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:36:06 PM EST
So you're telling me I'm goin to live to be 100.










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