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Posted: 3/15/2011 3:19:22 PM EDT


 
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:19:56 PM EDT
[#1]
alot of sex, sadly  we will all die young
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:19:57 PM EDT
[#2]


Damn...that means I'm going to die any second now.

At 37...
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:20:22 PM EDT
[#3]
if that is what it takes i do not want to live that long.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:21:58 PM EDT
[#4]

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:22:32 PM EDT
[#5]
Living 30 more miserable years surely did show up the rest of her generation...  She should recieve a cookie, although I'm not sure she'd eat it...
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:23:00 PM EDT
[#6]
Not worth it.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:23:01 PM EDT
[#7]
i bet shes not counting the anal and oral sex.  this chick was the queen of bukkake.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:23:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Funny but there is evidence that very long life is somewhat health and somewhat genetics.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:23:25 PM EDT
[#9]
If she always looked like that , I can see why she never had sex.....
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:25:02 PM EDT
[#10]
Explain George Burns then.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:28:00 PM EDT
[#11]
103 shitty years
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:28:32 PM EDT
[#12]
Well, since I'm 64,  I've only have 39 more years to prove her WRONG. If somehow I don't make it, she could possibly be right.

BOTOH, if I get there, I'd bang her like... er... ummm... well... what's da topic?  
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:29:36 PM EDT
[#13]
fuck that noise. My wife would rather me die at 70 than live that life with her lol!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:31:48 PM EDT
[#14]
I bet she's got a wooden dildo hidden somewhere.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:38:21 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:38:28 PM EDT
[#16]
She is probably only 30 but it just seems like she is 103
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:38:52 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Not worth it.


Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:39:27 PM EDT
[#18]




"I just shook his hand!"
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:41:17 PM EDT
[#19]
So which of you creeps is going to help her with her dying wish?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 3:44:14 PM EDT
[#20]
She must be a bitch among bitches
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:07:36 PM EDT
[#21]
bet she doesn't get a lot of grandkids dropping by either
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:10:10 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:22:50 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:30:49 PM EDT
[#24]
So that's how I've lived so much longer than any of my family members...z
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:33:50 PM EDT
[#25]


First thing I thought of when I saw this post.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:35:22 PM EDT
[#26]
Her cherry must look like a shriveled dust covered raisin by now.  



Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:36:01 PM EDT
[#27]
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:40:45 PM EDT
[#28]
Fuck that, I'd rather be dead than live without poon.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:42:57 PM EDT
[#29]
So in 3011 old fat fucks  in nursing homes everywhere will be speaking great things about this man named Chris Costa.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:45:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Thats not living thats hell on earth!She must have been fun at a party
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:47:02 PM EDT
[#31]
Or maybe she's just got good genes.  Which she never passed to the next generation.  

Good job.  
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:48:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
So in 3011 old fat fucks  in nursing homes everywhere will be speaking great things about this man named Chris Costa.


Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:06:53 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
103 shitty years


Let's see:

No sex, smoking or alcohol and going through life without a partner or kids to share it with, yeah sounds pretty shitty to me.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:34:53 PM EDT
[#34]
Lazy bitch "couldn't be bothered".

L.O.L.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:42:49 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:



Quoted:

103 shitty years




Let's see:



No sex, smoking or alcohol and going through life without a partner or kids to share it with, yeah sounds pretty shitty to me.
I'm surprised. Most people tend to live longer when they have something "to live for."



Wonder what that is for her.





 
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:49:01 PM EDT
[#36]
whats the point of living
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:51:18 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
i bet shes not counting the anal and oral sex.  this chick was the queen of bukkake.




Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:52:58 PM EDT
[#38]
There are things worse than dying. . . that's all I'm gonna say. . .
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:58:44 PM EDT
[#39]
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:

He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:26:47 PM EDT
[#40]
Why live?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:32:05 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:34:22 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/danc46/BudsBuck101-1.jpg
He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.


That's the way to live! ... and he looks about 65 in that pic.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:40:03 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/danc46/BudsBuck101-1.jpg
He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.


This guy is fantastic. God bless him.

Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:56:40 PM EDT
[#44]
I'd rather enjoy life and die sooner....... sex is awesome.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:58:38 PM EDT
[#45]
Boy that's not even a dilemma for me.  I plan on going out at about age 70 - in a whorehouse, eating a steak, drinking a beer, and fondling a young lady.




Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:55:45 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/danc46/BudsBuck101-1.jpg
He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.


The comment is overused, but that is a cool story.

If the OP story is true, it sounds like I'm gonna live forever.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:57:53 PM EDT
[#47]
A Grandmother lived until 99, I think she might have had sex  





Had her first at 15
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 9:04:57 PM EDT
[#48]
Everyone dies , not everyone truly lives . . .
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 9:10:51 PM EDT
[#49]
I'd hit it for the trophy....to break 103 years of steadfast commitment/excessive amounts of ugly.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 9:36:06 PM EDT
[#50]
So you're telling me I'm goin to live to be 100.










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