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Posted: 3/15/2011 3:19:22 PM EDT

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:19:56 PM EDT

[#1]

alot of sex, sadly we will all die young

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:19:57 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
http://www.chongas.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/virgem-de-103-anos.jpg

Damn...that means I'm going to die any second now.

At 37...

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:20:22 PM EDT

[#3]

if that is what it takes i do not want to live that long.

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:21:58 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:22:32 PM EDT

[#5]

Living 30 more miserable years surely did show up the rest of her generation... She should recieve a cookie, although I'm not sure she'd eat it...

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:23:00 PM EDT

[#6]

Not worth it.

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:23:01 PM EDT

[#7]

i bet shes not counting the anal and oral sex. this chick was the queen of bukkake.

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:23:19 PM EDT

[#8]

Funny but there is evidence that very long life is somewhat health and somewhat genetics.

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:23:25 PM EDT

[#9]

If she always looked like that , I can see why she never had sex.....

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:25:02 PM EDT

[#10]

Explain George Burns then.

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:28:00 PM EDT

[#11]

103 shitty years

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:28:32 PM EDT

[#12]

Well, since I'm 64, I've only have 39 more years to prove her WRONG. If somehow I don't make it, she could possibly be right.

BOTOH, if I get there, I'd bang her like... er... ummm... well... what's da topic?

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:29:36 PM EDT

[#13]

fuck that noise. My wife would rather me die at 70 than live that life with her lol!

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:31:48 PM EDT

[#14]

I bet she's got a wooden dildo hidden somewhere.

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:38:21 PM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:38:28 PM EDT

[#16]

She is probably only 30 but it just seems like she is 103

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:38:52 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Not worth it.

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:39:27 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEhKZNQlJrY

"I just shook his hand!"

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:41:17 PM EDT

[#19]

So which of you creeps is going to help her with her dying wish?

Posted: 3/15/2011 3:44:14 PM EDT

[#20]

She must be a bitch among bitches

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:07:36 PM EDT

[#21]

bet she doesn't get a lot of grandkids dropping by either

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:10:10 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

http://pedobearpics.com/pedobear/pedo-bear-too-old.jpg

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:22:50 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
http://pedobearpics.com/pedobear/pedo-bear-too-old.jpg

Oh shit.

I lol'd.

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:30:49 PM EDT

[#24]

So that's how I've lived so much longer than any of my family members...z

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:33:50 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEhKZNQlJrY

First thing I thought of when I saw this post.

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:35:22 PM EDT

[#26]

Her cherry must look like a shriveled dust covered raisin by now.

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:36:01 PM EDT

[#27]

YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:40:45 PM EDT

[#28]

Fuck that, I'd rather be dead than live without poon.

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:42:57 PM EDT

[#29]

So in 3011 old fat fucks in nursing homes everywhere will be speaking great things about this man named Chris Costa.

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:45:43 PM EDT

[#30]

Thats not living thats hell on earth!She must have been fun at a party

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:47:02 PM EDT

[#31]

Or maybe she's just got good genes. Which she never passed to the next generation.

Good job.

Posted: 3/15/2011 4:48:21 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
So in 3011 old fat fucks in nursing homes everywhere will be speaking great things about this man named Chris Costa.

Posted: 3/15/2011 5:06:53 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
103 shitty years

Let's see:

No sex, smoking or alcohol and going through life without a partner or kids to share it with, yeah sounds pretty shitty to me.

Posted: 3/15/2011 5:34:53 PM EDT

[#34]

Lazy bitch "couldn't be bothered".

L.O.L.

Posted: 3/15/2011 5:42:49 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

103 shitty years

Let's see:

No sex, smoking or alcohol and going through life without a partner or kids to share it with, yeah sounds pretty shitty to me.

I'm surprised. Most people tend to live longer when they have something "to live for."

Wonder what that is for her.

Posted: 3/15/2011 5:49:01 PM EDT

[#36]

whats the point of living

Posted: 3/15/2011 5:51:18 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
i bet shes not counting the anal and oral sex. this chick was the queen of bukkake.

Posted: 3/15/2011 5:52:58 PM EDT

[#38]

There are things worse than dying. . . that's all I'm gonna say. . .

Posted: 3/15/2011 5:58:44 PM EDT

[#39]

Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:

He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.

Posted: 3/15/2011 6:26:47 PM EDT

[#40]

Why live?

Posted: 3/15/2011 6:32:05 PM EDT

[#41]

So my wife is trying to keep my alive forever?

Posted: 3/15/2011 6:34:22 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/danc46/BudsBuck101-1.jpg
He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.

That's the way to live!

... and he looks about 65 in that pic.

Posted: 3/15/2011 7:40:03 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/danc46/BudsBuck101-1.jpg
He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.

This guy is fantastic. God bless him.

Posted: 3/15/2011 7:56:40 PM EDT

[#44]

I'd rather enjoy life and die sooner....... sex is awesome.

Posted: 3/15/2011 7:58:38 PM EDT

[#45]

Boy that's not even a dilemma for me. I plan on going out at about age 70 - in a whorehouse, eating a steak, drinking a beer, and fondling a young lady.

Posted: 3/15/2011 8:55:45 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Here's a picture of my hunting partner, Old Bud, with his first buck at 101:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/danc46/BudsBuck101-1.jpg
He died at 106 in 2008. He drank a beer anytime he wanted, loved to smoke a King Edward cigar every now and again. And he was known to take a good shot of Rock and Rye whiskey anytime he could.
He never quit looking at the ladies and was always hustling even the young ones.
Not that he could do much about it after he started suffering from prostate cancer at age 103.
He told me that last time he'd had relations with a woman was at age 88.
The gal was 22 or so.

The comment is overused, but that is a cool story.

If the OP story is true, it sounds like I'm gonna live forever.