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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/19/2005 12:20:38 AM EDT
I hope this isn't a dupe, but oh well:

NEW UNIT TO IRAQ
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over in about a week.

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:23:25 AM EDT
Alternatively, you could just tell them that the terrorists are all Jeff Gordon fans.


Sheep
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:26:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:29:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SheepDog_556:
Alternatively, you could just tell them that the terrorists are all Jeff Gordon fans.


Sheep



What's funny, I'm about 50% redneck myself....yet Jeff Gordon is one of my favorite drivers. I think I like rooting for him just because most people hate him. LOL.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:29:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:31:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Noname:
home.comcast.net/~mahlele/images/RedneckSpecialForces.jpg...



Correction.....only the two guys pictured on the ends are actual Redneck Special Forces. The two big guys in the middle are their new experimental body armor.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:32:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:35:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:

Originally Posted By SheepDog_556:
Alternatively, you could just tell them that the terrorists are all Jeff Gordon fans.


Sheep



What's funny, I'm about 50% redneck myself....yet Jeff Gordon is one of my favorite drivers. I think I like rooting for him just because most people hate him. LOL.



Well...I was born deep ina hearta Texas. I may not be a backwoods country boy, but I certainly qaulify as a redneck.

The odd thing though....I can't stand NASCAR. All them left turns make me dizzy.


Sheep
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