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Posted: 6/17/2009 2:02:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:03:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 2:03:46 AM EST by MrClean4Hire]
Yep, they have black female cops.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:04:39 AM EST
Real


and really big
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:05:15 AM EST
Dayum....that's some serious Moon Pie stuffed in that trunk.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:05:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Yep, they have black female cops.



I didn't even notice.

I couldn't get pass the size.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:07:01 AM EST
you have got to be frickin' kidding me
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:07:02 AM EST
real, and look at all those belt loops holding on for dear life!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:40:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By themagikbullet:
real, and look at all those belt loops holding on for dear life!


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:41:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:43:03 AM EST
that is called "baby got lots a back"
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:43:42 AM EST
When she walks, it looks like 2 pigs in a poke fighting.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:44:16 AM EST
Even white boys got to shout...BABY GOT BACK!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:44:57 AM EST
That's a big ass! Different shirt and that could be around here!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:45:14 AM EST
Good golly!!
Once in a the car, bet she stays there for the duration.
Or is she supplied with "special" equipment to do her job?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:45:27 AM EST
i think i saw her at wal-mart last night.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:45:45 AM EST
We were given camel toe, and then, all was good. Moose knuckle was next, and a foreshadowing of the future horror ...

ELEPHANT FIST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:46:44 AM EST
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:47:18 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:48:03 AM EST
The middle especially, but all three are out of shape with some form of "overlapus" showing.

Pathetic, considering they're cops, but that seems more the norm that the exception nowadays.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:50:47 AM EST
new orleans police?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:54:15 AM EST
Of course, they may not be cops...Explorers, meter maids, dispatchers, etc.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:54:25 AM EST
oh my
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 2:55:17 AM EST
Do I see a little VPL?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:50:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By Nooobie:
Do I see a little VPL?


There ain't no little involved!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:52:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 3:52:47 AM EST by peekay]
Damn baby how you get all those groceries in one store!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:53:08 AM EST
That thing probably has its own gravitational pull....
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:55:16 AM EST
Butt when her hair is all did up, it balances out the top and bottom.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:56:11 AM EST
Real
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:05:28 AM EST
I think this guy kmows her!

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:06:51 AM EST
Real. That's a RHINOCERASS. I work with one of those.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:07:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 4:08:15 AM EST by Rattle_Snake]
Originally Posted By ARsonist:
Real. That's a RHINOCEROS. I work with one of those.

THIS
How people think her big ass is sexy is beyond me.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:08:57 AM EST
that's lotta ass ri der. Der aint nuffin wrong wif dat ass....yeah yeah
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:09:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 4:10:04 AM EST by MTUSA]
Easy to tell its real
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:20:34 AM EST
Talk about junk in the trunk
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:24:50 AM EST
she can do it, she put her ass into it!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:25:19 AM EST
Special patrol vehicle:



Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:25:50 AM EST
Man, I just saw one of those this morning!


DC is great. I can't carry a gun, but the 300 pound security guard that can't talk properly to save her life, barely fits in the uniform and stuffs her face with two brownies covered in grape jelly for breakfast (no joke) gets a Glock.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:26:34 AM EST
Dang!!!!

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Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:28:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By kaneroy:
that is called "baby got lots a back Acreage "

Fixed it.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:29:55 AM EST


Yo Mamma's so fat, she eats the bad guys!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:32:30 AM EST
Terminal Gluteal Spreaditis

Often non-responsive to treatment.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:33:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 4:44:55 AM EST by John_Wayne777]
I think there is a word for it: steotopygia

or some such thing.

Real.

ETA Found it


Sweet Jesus....Please don't link to a site with nudity, it's a violation of the rules. When that nudity is a fat chick with big floppy breasts it's a violation of my eyeballs. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go poke my eyes out with an icepick to make the pain stop. ~ JW777
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:36:14 AM EST
I don't know.....I mean there are people who are that fat, but I haven't seen someone shaped like that
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:40:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 4:45:27 AM EST by John_Wayne777]
Originally Posted By psyops4fun:
I think there is a word for it: steotopygia

or some such thing.

Real.

ETA Found it

The horror....the horror... ~ JW777


It's true that she's a fat woman that's a therapist that can't spell the word "doctor?"
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:56:40 AM EST
Ya gotta know that didn't make qualification requirements on the PT course.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:57:38 AM EST
I just reported you to the ARFCOM interwebs...
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:16:31 AM EST
Originally Posted By SouthHoof:
Ya gotta know that didn't make qualification requirements on the PT course.



...and Santamayor got into college with a diversity waiver.


Some animals are just more equal than others. Pretty well established fact.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:16:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By psyops4fun:
I think there is a word for it: steotopygia

or some such thing.

Real.

ETA Found it


Sweet Jesus....Please don't link to a site with nudity, it's a violation of the rules. When that nudity is a fat chick with big floppy breasts it's a violation of my eyeballs. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go poke my eyes out with an icepick to make the pain stop. ~ JW777


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:19:23 AM EST
Originally Posted By psyops4fun:
I think there is a word for it: steotopygia

or some such thing.

Real.

ETA Found it


Sweet Jesus....Please don't link to a site with nudity, it's a violation of the rules. When that nudity is a fat chick with big floppy breasts it's a violation of my eyeballs. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go poke my eyes out with an icepick to make the pain stop. ~ JW777




Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:22:48 AM EST
Tomato ass. If this is our overlords civilian security force, it's gonna be easier than I thought.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:24:14 AM EST
In case anyone was wondering...yes, I have standards, and that does not meet them...

I voted real
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