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Yep, they have black female cops. I didn't even notice. I couldn't get pass the size. |
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real, and look at all those belt loops holding on for dear life!
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Quoted: real, and look at all those belt loops holding on for dear life! |
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That's a big ass! Different shirt and that could be around here!
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Good golly!!
Once in a the car, bet she stays there for the duration. Or is she supplied with "special" equipment to do her job? |
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We were given camel toe, and then, all was good. Moose knuckle was next, and a foreshadowing of the future horror ...
ELEPHANT FIST |
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The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day You know what I mean My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? |
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The middle especially, but all three are out of shape with some form of "overlapus" showing.
Pathetic, considering they're cops, but that seems more the norm that the exception nowadays. |
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Of course, they may not be cops...Explorers, meter maids, dispatchers, etc.
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Do I see a little VPL? There ain't no little involved! |
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Butt when her hair is all did up, it balances out the top and bottom.
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Real. That's a RHINOCEROS. I work with one of those. THIS How people think her big ass is sexy is beyond me. |
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that's lotta ass ri der. Der aint nuffin wrong wif dat ass....yeah yeah
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Man, I just saw one of those this morning!
DC is great. I can't carry a gun, but the 300 pound security guard that can't talk properly to save her life, barely fits in the uniform and stuffs her face with two brownies covered in grape jelly for breakfast (no joke) gets a Glock. |
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Quoted: that is called "baby got lots a back Acreage " Fixed it. |
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Yo Mamma's so fat, she eats the bad guys! |
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Terminal Gluteal Spreaditis
Often non-responsive to treatment. |
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I think there is a word for it: steotopygia
or some such thing. Real. ETA Found it Sweet Jesus....Please don't link to a site with nudity, it's a violation of the rules. When that nudity is a fat chick with big floppy breasts it's a violation of my eyeballs. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go poke my eyes out with an icepick to make the pain stop. ~ JW777 |
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I don't know.....I mean there are people who are that fat, but I haven't seen someone shaped like that
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I think there is a word for it: steotopygia or some such thing. Real. ETA Found it The horror....the horror... ~ JW777 It's true that she's a fat woman that's a therapist that can't spell the word "doctor?" |
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Ya gotta know that didn't make qualification requirements on the PT course.
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Ya gotta know that didn't make qualification requirements on the PT course. ...and Santamayor got into college with a diversity waiver. Some animals are just more equal than others. Pretty well established fact. |
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I think there is a word for it: steotopygia or some such thing. Real. ETA Found it Sweet Jesus....Please don't link to a site with nudity, it's a violation of the rules. When that nudity is a fat chick with big floppy breasts it's a violation of my eyeballs. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go poke my eyes out with an icepick to make the pain stop. ~ JW777 |
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I think there is a word for it: steotopygia or some such thing. Real. ETA Found it Sweet Jesus....Please don't link to a site with nudity, it's a violation of the rules. When that nudity is a fat chick with big floppy breasts it's a violation of my eyeballs. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go poke my eyes out with an icepick to make the pain stop. ~ JW777 |
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Tomato ass. If this is our overlords civilian security force, it's gonna be easier than I thought.
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In case anyone was wondering...yes, I have standards, and that does not meet them...
I voted real |
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