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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 7/26/2001 4:05:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2001 4:16:07 PM EDT by KBaker]
Socialism: You have two cows. Your government sees your neighbor in need and gives him one of your two cows. Christianity: You have two cows. You see your neighbor in need and give him one. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes them and shoots you. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Corporatism: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead. Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government. (Edited because I forgot the Corporatism one)
Link Posted: 7/26/2001 4:15:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/26/2001 4:18:36 PM EDT
I can't help but smell a Beerbque.
Link Posted: 7/26/2001 4:21:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/26/2001 4:27:04 PM EDT
seen that on a t-shirt one time. it was missing a few of those though
Link Posted: 7/27/2001 5:22:41 AM EDT
btt, just once.
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