Socialism:  You have two cows.  Your government sees your neighbor in need and gives him one of your two cows.

Christianity:  You have two cows.  You see your neighbor in need and give him one.

Communism:  You have two cows.  The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism:  You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Nazism:  You have two cows.  The government takes them and shoots you.

Bureaucracy:  You have two cows.  The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism:  You have two cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.

Corporatism:  You have two cows.  You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.

Democracy:  You have two cows.  The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

(Edited because I forgot the Corporatism one)

I can't help but smell a Beerbque.

seen that on a t-shirt one time. it was missing a few of those though

btt, just once.