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Posted: 5/27/2008 9:07:27 PM EST
I would love to hear how he told his wife about this.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2008/05/nude-maid-clean.html


Nude maid cleans Cheval house, including the jewelry

TAMPA — A 50-year-old Lutz man hired a nude maid to clean his 2,281-square foot home Friday.

The woman arrived at the Cheval home in a one-piece light colored dress. She took off the one-piece light colored dress. She cleaned the house per their $100-per-hour agreement. Four bedrooms, three baths.

She redressed and left.

Shortly after, the man’s wife came home from vacation to discover $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

The man told Hillsborough Sheriff’s deputies he’d only left the maid alone in the bedroom a short while, spokeswoman Debbie Carter said.

Deputies are investigating. The nude maid, whom the man found on the Internet, is described as a white female, age 21 to 24.

-- Rebecca Catalanello, Times Staff Writer
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 9:08:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 9:09:29 PM EST
pwnt
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 9:11:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/27/2008 9:11:42 PM EST by Booray]
wonder where she hid the jewels??
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 9:12:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/27/2008 9:12:54 PM EST by Scout198575]
If she was nude..... where did she put the jewelry?


ETA: Dammit, beat by 40 secs....
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 9:12:48 PM EST
40K in jewelry? sheesh. And people think expensive gun collections are frivolous, what practical use is a diamond necklace unless you want to etch something?
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 9:20:11 PM EST
Diamonds or Guns??? Both are good investments. But I might pay her to hide 40K in guns "on" her.
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 9:34:52 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/27/2008 9:36:58 PM EST
I have a feeling the wife thought she got 40K in jewelry but in reality is was 400 bucks worth of cubic zirconias. Sounds like the man has some explaining to do to the woman- his wife. hehe
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 9:56:37 PM EST
Brilliant. It was all insured.
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 10:04:32 PM EST
wonder if she can turn coal into a diamond in her hidy hole...........
Link Posted: 5/27/2008 10:08:35 PM EST
100 a hour, sounds good!
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:00:32 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:21:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:


For $100 an hour I'm not taking my eyes off of her.

Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:24:48 AM EST
40K in jewelery.....but it's not in a safe.

Something tells me this guy didn't work for those jewels. Must be an inheritance.
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:35:39 AM EST
Doh!
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:35:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By stpeteaustin:
I would love to hear how he told his wife about this.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2008/05/nude-maid-clean.html


Nude maid cleans Cheval house, including the jewelry

TAMPA — A 50-year-old Lutz man hired a nude maid to clean his 2,281-square foot home Friday.

The woman arrived at the Cheval home in a one-piece light colored dress. She took off the one-piece light colored dress. She cleaned the house per their $100-per-hour agreement. Four bedrooms, three baths.

She redressed and left.

Shortly after, the man’s wife came home from vacation to discover $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

The man told Hillsborough Sheriff’s deputies he’d only left the maid alone in the bedroom a short while, spokeswoman Debbie Carter said.
Deputies are investigating. The nude maid, whom the man found on the Internet, is described as a white female, age 21 to 24.

-- Rebecca Catalanello, Times Staff Writer


Funny, bet he was getting rid of "stuff" as she was acquiring stuff.
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:37:34 AM EST
I can't believe no one said it... but...

This thread is useless without pics!
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:43:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By krpind:
40K in jewelery.....but it's not in a safe.



First thing I thought.
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:53:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By Booray:
wonder where she hid the jewels??


Some women have very large suitcases.
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:55:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:

Originally Posted By Booray:
wonder where she hid the jewels??


Some women have very large suitcases fanny packs.


Fixt. It's funnier if you're Australian.
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 4:59:39 AM EST
He probably would have given her a pearl necklace if she had asked....
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 5:12:28 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 5:13:20 AM EST
I need a maid ...
Link Posted: 5/28/2008 5:24:49 AM EST
natures handbag...............
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 10:48:18 AM EST
I hope the assmunch enjoyed watching them big ol' titties clean his house, because his wife is going to leave him destitute.
Wife wants divorce after jewelry stolen by nude maid
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 11:29:01 AM EST

I might have needed to get my dong shined up at that price.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 11:42:37 AM EST
I bet she'll clean the pipes for just a few dollars more.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 11:44:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By captaincha0s:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:


For $100 an hour I'm not taking my eyes off of her.



Hell yeah. I was thinking the same thing.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 1:13:35 PM EST
So wonder boy paid $100 an hour to see some naked chick clean his house and he wasn't watching?

WTF???
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 1:15:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mateba:
40K in jewelry? sheesh. And people think expensive gun collections are frivolous, what practical use is a diamond necklace unless you want to etch something?


My sentiments exactly. I have very little use for jewelry (my class ring was apparently stolen. ), and I refuse to give my hard-earned money to the diamond cartels for a piece of shiny gravel they dug out of the ground.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 1:16:43 PM EST
Clearly worth the risk.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 1:21:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 1:25:32 PM EST
For 100 bucks an hour, a nude maid is going to be unable to hide any jewelry because my OWN family jewels will be making an entrance...into EVERY entrance!


CJ
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 1:30:06 PM EST
They don't call it a "Money hole" for nothing......
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 2:33:34 PM EST
well at least she can afford a good boob job now.

(found the nudie pics of her)
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