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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Nude maid gets a guy in a bit of trouble

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:07:27 PM EDT

I would love to hear how he told his wife about this.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2008/05/nude-maid-clean.html

Nude maid cleans Cheval house, including the jewelry

TAMPA — A 50-year-old Lutz man hired a nude maid to clean his 2,281-square foot home Friday.

The woman arrived at the Cheval home in a one-piece light colored dress. She took off the one-piece light colored dress. She cleaned the house per their $100-per-hour agreement. Four bedrooms, three baths.

She redressed and left.

Shortly after, the man’s wife came home from vacation to discover $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

The man told Hillsborough Sheriff’s deputies he’d only left the maid alone in the bedroom a short while, spokeswoman Debbie Carter said.

Deputies are investigating. The nude maid, whom the man found on the Internet, is described as a white female, age 21 to 24.

-- Rebecca Catalanello, Times Staff Writer

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:08:21 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:09:29 PM EDT

[#2]

pwnt

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:11:33 PM EDT

[#3]

wonder where she hid the jewels??

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:12:17 PM EDT

[#4]

If she was nude..... where did she put the jewelry?

ETA: Dammit, beat by 40 secs....

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:12:48 PM EDT

[#5]

40K in jewelry? sheesh. And people think expensive gun collections are frivolous, what practical use is a diamond necklace unless you want to etch something?

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:20:11 PM EDT

[#6]

Diamonds or Guns??? Both are good investments. But I might pay her to hide 40K in guns "on" her.

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:34:52 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:35:26 PM EDT

[#8]

Meh, I always wanted them to wear the classic "French Maid" outfit.

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:36:58 PM EDT

[#9]

I have a feeling the wife thought she got 40K in jewelry but in reality is was 400 bucks worth of cubic zirconias.

Sounds like the man has some explaining to do to the woman- his wife. hehe

Posted: 5/27/2008 10:56:37 PM EDT

[#10]

Brilliant. It was all insured.

Posted: 5/27/2008 11:04:32 PM EDT

[#11]

wonder if she can turn coal into a diamond in her hidy hole...........

Posted: 5/27/2008 11:08:35 PM EDT

[#12]

100 a hour, sounds good!

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:00:32 AM EDT

[#13]

For $100 an hour I'm not taking my eyes off of her.

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:10:56 AM EDT

[#14]

For a 100 bux an hour she better be cleaning more than my house.

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:21:44 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

For $100 an hour I'm not taking my eyes off of her.

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:24:48 AM EDT

[#16]

40K in jewelery.....but it's not in a safe.

Something tells me this guy didn't work for those jewels. Must be an inheritance.

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:35:39 AM EDT

[#17]

Doh!

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:35:51 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I would love to hear how he told his wife about this.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2008/05/nude-maid-clean.html

Nude maid cleans Cheval house, including the jewelry

TAMPA — A 50-year-old Lutz man hired a nude maid to clean his 2,281-square foot home Friday.

The woman arrived at the Cheval home in a one-piece light colored dress. She took off the one-piece light colored dress. She cleaned the house per their $100-per-hour agreement. Four bedrooms, three baths.

She redressed and left.

Shortly after, the man’s wife came home from vacation to discover $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

The man told Hillsborough Sheriff’s deputies he’d only left the maid alone in the bedroom a short while, spokeswoman Debbie Carter said.
Deputies are investigating. The nude maid, whom the man found on the Internet, is described as a white female, age 21 to 24.

-- Rebecca Catalanello, Times Staff Writer

Funny, bet he was getting rid of "stuff" as she was acquiring stuff.

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:37:34 AM EDT

[#19]

I can't believe no one said it... but...

This thread is useless without pics!

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:43:32 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
40K in jewelery.....but it's not in a safe.

First thing I thought.

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:53:04 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
wonder where she hid the jewels??

Some women have very large suitcases.

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:55:18 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
wonder where she hid the jewels??

Some women have very ~~large suitcases~~ fanny packs.

Fixt. It's funnier if you're Australian.

Posted: 5/28/2008 5:59:39 AM EDT

[#23]

He probably would have given her a pearl necklace if she had asked....

Posted: 5/28/2008 6:12:28 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
He probably would have given her a pearl necklace if she had asked....

I am sure that would be extra.

Posted: 5/28/2008 6:13:20 AM EDT

[#25]

I need a maid ...

Posted: 5/28/2008 6:24:49 AM EDT

[#26]

natures handbag...............

Posted: 6/4/2008 11:48:18 AM EDT

[#27]

I hope the assmunch enjoyed watching them big ol' titties clean his house, because his wife is going to leave him destitute.
Wife wants divorce after jewelry stolen by nude maid

Posted: 6/4/2008 12:29:01 PM EDT

[#28]

I might have needed to get my dong shined up at that price.

Posted: 6/4/2008 12:42:37 PM EDT

[#29]

I bet she'll clean the pipes for just a few dollars more.

Posted: 6/4/2008 12:44:42 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

For $100 an hour I'm not taking my eyes off of her.

Hell yeah. I was thinking the same thing.

Posted: 6/4/2008 2:13:35 PM EDT

[#31]

So wonder boy paid $100 an hour to see some naked chick clean his house and he wasn't watching?

WTF???

Posted: 6/4/2008 2:15:46 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
40K in jewelry? sheesh. And people think expensive gun collections are frivolous, what practical use is a diamond necklace unless you want to etch something?

My sentiments exactly. I have very little use for jewelry (my class ring was apparently stolen.

), and I refuse to give my hard-earned money to the diamond cartels for a piece of shiny gravel they dug out of the ground.

Posted: 6/4/2008 2:16:43 PM EDT

[#33]

Clearly worth the risk.

Posted: 6/4/2008 2:21:40 PM EDT

[#34]

What a moron. Didn't anyone explain to him that nude maids are for SINGLE men only?

-Troy

Posted: 6/4/2008 2:25:32 PM EDT

[#35]

For 100 bucks an hour, a nude maid is going to be unable to hide any jewelry because my OWN family jewels will be making an entrance...into EVERY entrance!

CJ

Posted: 6/4/2008 2:30:06 PM EDT

[#36]

They don't call it a "Money hole" for nothing......

Posted: 6/4/2008 3:33:34 PM EDT

[#37]

well at least she can afford a good boob job now.

(found the nudie pics of her

)

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