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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:04:03 PM EDT
...scratch your balls after slicing and coring a bunch of Jalapenos. Even if it's 12 hours later.

That is all.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:05:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:06:06 PM EDT
You'll never make that mistake again.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:06:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason.


I will be investing in some gloves. What a hell of a way to wake up this morning. The Atomic Buffalo Turds were worth it, though.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:07:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:07:53 PM EDT
also never cook bacon while naked....
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:08:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vaux:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason.


I will be investing in some gloves. What a hell of a way to wake up this morning. The Atomic Buffalo Turds were worth it, though.


Poop / Balls thread.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:08:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:09:04 PM EDT
Flaming globes of Sigmund!
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:09:20 PM EDT
I have a feeling you did more than "scratch your balls."
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:09:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2011 12:10:07 PM EDT by DK-Prof]
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:10:33 PM EDT
Yeah, I found out the hard way too.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:11:40 PM EDT
I've made the same mistake with habeneros...


Trust me when I tell you that you only make a mistake like that once
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:13:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Vaux:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason.


I will be investing in some gloves. What a hell of a way to wake up this morning. The Atomic Buffalo Turds were worth it, though.


That's exactly what I made this weekend as well. My wife loves them.


My wife loves them too. I marinated and grilled a Flank Steak, paired it with salt-crusted baked potatoes, the Turds, and a Cabernet Sauvignon.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:13:42 PM EDT
Got a witness!

And don't rub your eyes, either –– especially if you're wearing contacts.

BTDT.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:15:42 PM EDT
http://www.harborfreight.com/general-merch/gloves.html

After an abraded cornea resulting from a splash of jalapeno juice and subsequent rubbing, I wear eyepro too.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:17:56 PM EDT
In for oncoming poop thread
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:18:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RightHandTwist:
Got a witness!

And don't rub your eyes, either –– especially if you're wearing contacts.

BTDT.


I didn't have to rub my eyes. I grow my own Jalapenos and Habeneros, and for some reason, this batch of fresh-picked Jalapenos were really juicy. While coring them, I got sprayed in the eyes with Jalapeno juice. That was.... invigorating. I put on my shooting glasses and finished the rest (total of 27 Jalapenos). There was a fine mist of dried Jalapeno juice on the glasses when I was done.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:19:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2011 12:20:44 PM EDT by Andielouroo]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason.

Words of wisdom here. Glasses are great too.

I picked jalapenos at a friends house one evening and probably washed my hands 6 or 7 times before getting home that night. I took my contacts out like normal and when I put them back in in the morning, I though my eyes were on fire. Apparently the oils from picking and slicing the peppers had accumulated on the surface of the lens and then my lenses soaked all night in the contact solution pepper oil mix. I threw the lenses out.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:23:10 PM EDT
This thread is extremely difficult to fap to.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:23:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason.




Cuz you scratch your balls frequently? . . .




CMOS
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:24:09 PM EDT
Never had an issue with my balls doing that. My eyes, I have.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:25:52 PM EDT
Dude, wear some Nitrile gloves next time.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:25:56 PM EDT
I'm impressed that you went 12 hours before scratching your balls. Most guys cannot make 10 minutes.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:26:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason.


First answer is correct. I went and bought a big supply of nitrile gloves right after I did jalapenos without gloves and ended up picking my nose. That was BAAAAAAAADDD!
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:28:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RightHandTwist:
Got a witness!

And don't rub your eyes, either –– especially if you're wearing contacts.

BTDT.


Yep, learned this one the hard way too.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:28:43 PM EDT
A friend of mine learned after playing with his girlfriend. She was not happy.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:28:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By edb66:
http://www.harborfreight.com/general-merch/gloves.html

After an abraded cornea resulting from a splash of jalapeno juice and subsequent rubbing, I wear eyepro too.




Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:33:07 PM EDT
When I worked 3rd, I'd sneak in on of the fire stations,

close the bathroom door, then O.C. the handle.

Took em a while, but they figured it out.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:38:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2011 12:38:40 PM EDT by edb66]

Originally Posted By Dumpster_Baby:

Originally Posted By edb66:
http://www.harborfreight.com/general-merch/gloves.html

After an abraded cornea resulting from a splash of jalapeno juice and subsequent rubbing, I wear eyepro too.



http://www.postalmuseum.si.edu/inspectors/images/o43lg.jpg
Laugh all you want dude, that ER visit would have cost me close to a grand if it hadn't been workmans comp.

Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:38:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Plumbata:
I'm impressed that you went 12 hours before scratching your balls. Most guys cannot make 10 minutes.


Well, during the concious part of my day, I kept reminding myself not to scratch my nether regions, rub my eyes, etc. because of the Jalapeno processing. When the alarm went off at 5AM this morning, I slapped the snooze button, stretched, yawned, scratched my balls, started thinking about what I had to do toda... HOLY SHIT! MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE! MUST... GET... TO... SHOWER!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:39:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Offspring:
I have a feeling you did more than "scratch your balls."


Me thinks this too !

Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:42:00 PM EDT
OP sorry man
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:42:03 PM EDT
never let your SO put iceyhot on your balls for fun
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:43:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason.

+1
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:43:26 PM EDT
I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask.

Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:43:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LilTate:
also never cook bacon while naked....

...Unless you cook it in the oven. Then naked breakfast is A-OK.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:44:02 PM EDT
You should also never stick a finger on your S/O's baby escape hatch after dealing with peppers too.


You'll get your ass kicked
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:44:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun:
Originally Posted By Offspring:
I have a feeling you did more than "scratch your balls."


Me thinks this too !



Nah, but Mrs. Vaux was lucky that I was really tired last night and just went to sleep. Things could have turned out really bad for her... followed by being bad for me...
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:45:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask.



Ummm, you cannot post something like that and not explain. Please do.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:47:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask.



I have to.. how did you manage that one.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:47:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oregonblackrifle:

Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask.



Ummm, you cannot post something like that and not explain. Please do.


well, I had just bombed the toilet and was lighting a candle. I wasn't careful enough putting the match in the toilet while I was still sitting there. it could have very easily turned into a ryan's steakhouse type episode.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:50:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
Originally Posted By oregonblackrifle:

Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask.



Ummm, you cannot post something like that and not explain. Please do.


well, I had just bombed the toilet and was lighting a candle. I wasn't careful enough putting the match in the toilet while I was still sitting there. it could have very easily turned into a ryan's steakhouse type episode.
Damn. Next time I guess youy will make sure your pants are up first.

Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:52:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oregonblackrifle:

Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
Originally Posted By oregonblackrifle:

Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask.



Ummm, you cannot post something like that and not explain. Please do.


well, I had just bombed the toilet and was lighting a candle. I wasn't careful enough putting the match in the toilet while I was still sitting there. it could have very easily turned into a ryan's steakhouse type episode.
Damn. Next time I guess youy will make sure your pants are up first.



I wasn't quite done with my dirty business
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:52:24 PM EDT
Don't give yourself a tug job right after eating hotwings at hooters.

It happened to a friend of mine, I swear
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:54:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Casimir_Pulaski:
Don't give yourself a tug job right after eating hotwings at hooters.

It happened to a friend of mine, I swear


Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:58:02 PM EDT
Wife still hasn't forgiven me for ... uh, well - I made pork green chile earlier that day and thought I'd washed my hands well enough to play that evening, they were mostly Big Jim after all, hardly any habanero's at all.

That night did not go as planned. And while it's only been 10 years, I suspect she'll never forget. I don't suppose I can blame her Lebanese heritage on this grudge, however.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 12:59:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By racinfast002:
never let your SO put iceyhot on your balls for fun


A very, very tiny amount of Ben Gay on the nipples can be entertaining, however.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 1:04:18 PM EDT
I've made a similar mistake, except it was sexy time with the wife after slicing jalapenos.

Wasn't fun at the time, but pretty hilarious now that we look back.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 1:07:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
You should also never stick a finger on your S/O's baby escape hatch after dealing with peppers too.


You'll get your ass kicked

Oh, I see you've had this problem as well.
Link Posted: 10/3/2011 1:10:06 PM EDT
or after applying Icy-Hot....
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