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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:05:07 PM EDT
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When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:06:06 PM EDT
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You'll never make that mistake again.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:06:49 PM EDT
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When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason. I will be investing in some gloves. What a hell of a way to wake up this morning. The Atomic Buffalo Turds were worth it, though. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:07:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:07:53 PM EDT
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also never cook bacon while naked....
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:08:02 PM EDT
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When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason. I will be investing in some gloves. What a hell of a way to wake up this morning. The Atomic Buffalo Turds were worth it, though. Poop / Balls thread. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:08:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:09:04 PM EDT
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Flaming globes of Sigmund!
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:09:20 PM EDT
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I have a feeling you did more than "scratch your balls."
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:09:52 PM EDT
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When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason. I will be investing in some gloves. What a hell of a way to wake up this morning. The Atomic Buffalo Turds were worth it, though. That's exactly what I made this weekend as well. My wife loves them. 
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:10:33 PM EDT
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Yeah, I found out the hard way too.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:11:40 PM EDT
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I've made the same mistake with habeneros...
 Trust me when I tell you that you only make a mistake like that once |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:13:24 PM EDT
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When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason. I will be investing in some gloves. What a hell of a way to wake up this morning. The Atomic Buffalo Turds were worth it, though. That's exactly what I made this weekend as well. My wife loves them. My wife loves them too. I marinated and grilled a Flank Steak, paired it with salt-crusted baked potatoes, the Turds, and a Cabernet Sauvignon. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:13:42 PM EDT
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Got a witness!
And don't rub your eyes, either –– especially if you're wearing contacts. BTDT. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:15:42 PM EDT
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http://www.harborfreight.com/general-merch/gloves.html
After an abraded cornea resulting from a splash of jalapeno juice and subsequent rubbing, I wear eyepro too.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:17:56 PM EDT
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In for oncoming poop thread
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:18:09 PM EDT
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Got a witness! And don't rub your eyes, either –– especially if you're wearing contacts. BTDT. I didn't have to rub my eyes. I grow my own Jalapenos and Habeneros, and for some reason, this batch of fresh-picked Jalapenos were really juicy. While coring them, I got sprayed in the eyes with Jalapeno juice. That was.... invigorating. I put on my shooting glasses and finished the rest (total of 27 Jalapenos). There was a fine mist of dried Jalapeno juice on the glasses when I was done. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:19:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason. Words of wisdom here. Glasses are great too. I picked jalapenos at a friends house one evening and probably washed my hands 6 or 7 times before getting home that night. I took my contacts out like normal and when I put them back in in the morning, I though my eyes were on fire. Apparently the oils from picking and slicing the peppers had accumulated on the surface of the lens and then my lenses soaked all night in the contact solution pepper oil mix. I threw the lenses out. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:23:10 PM EDT
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This thread is extremely difficult to fap to.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:23:51 PM EDT
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When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason. Cuz you scratch your balls frequently? . . . CMOS
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:24:09 PM EDT
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Never had an issue with my balls doing that. My eyes, I have.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:25:52 PM EDT
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Dude, wear some Nitrile gloves next time.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:25:56 PM EDT
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I'm impressed that you went 12 hours before scratching your balls. Most guys cannot make 10 minutes.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:26:35 PM EDT
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When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason. First answer is correct. I went and bought a big supply of nitrile gloves right after I did jalapenos without gloves and ended up picking my nose. That was BAAAAAAAADDD! |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:28:43 PM EDT
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Got a witness! And don't rub your eyes, either –– especially if you're wearing contacts. BTDT. Yep, learned this one the hard way too. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:28:43 PM EDT
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A friend of mine learned after playing with his girlfriend. She was not happy.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:28:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: http://www.harborfreight.com/general-merch/gloves.html After an abraded cornea resulting from a splash of jalapeno juice and subsequent rubbing, I wear eyepro too.  |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:33:07 PM EDT
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When I worked 3rd, I'd sneak in on of the fire stations,
close the bathroom door, then O.C. the handle.
Took em a while, but they figured it out. 
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:38:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Laugh all you want dude, that ER visit would have cost me close to a grand if it hadn't been workmans comp. Quoted: http://www.harborfreight.com/general-merch/gloves.html After an abraded cornea resulting from a splash of jalapeno juice and subsequent rubbing, I wear eyepro too. http://www.postalmuseum.si.edu/inspectors/images/o43lg.jpg |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:38:39 PM EDT
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I'm impressed that you went 12 hours before scratching your balls. Most guys cannot make 10 minutes. Well, during the concious part of my day, I kept reminding myself not to scratch my nether regions, rub my eyes, etc. because of the Jalapeno processing. When the alarm went off at 5AM this morning, I slapped the snooze button, stretched, yawned, scratched my balls, started thinking about what I had to do toda... HOLY SHIT! MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE! MUST... GET... TO... SHOWER!!!!! |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:39:52 PM EDT
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I have a feeling you did more than "scratch your balls." Me thinks this too ! |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:42:00 PM EDT
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 OP sorry man
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:42:03 PM EDT
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never let your SO put iceyhot on your balls for fun
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:43:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: When I work with hot pepper like jalapeno or habanero (which I did this weekend), I wear latex gloves for EXACTLY that reason. +1 |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:43:26 PM EDT
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I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:43:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: also never cook bacon while naked.... ...Unless you cook it in the oven. Then naked breakfast is A-OK. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:44:02 PM EDT
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You should also never stick a finger on your S/O's baby escape hatch after dealing with peppers too.
You'll get your ass kicked
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:44:31 PM EDT
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I have a feeling you did more than "scratch your balls." Me thinks this too ! Nah, but Mrs. Vaux was lucky that I was really tired last night and just went to sleep. Things could have turned out really bad for her... followed by being bad for me... |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:45:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask. Ummm, you cannot post something like that and not explain. Please do. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:47:34 PM EDT
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I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask. I have to.. how did you manage that one. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:47:51 PM EDT
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I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask. Ummm, you cannot post something like that and not explain. Please do. well, I had just bombed the toilet and was lighting a candle. I wasn't careful enough putting the match in the toilet while I was still sitting there. it could have very easily turned into a ryan's steakhouse type episode. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:50:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: Damn. Next time I guess youy will make sure your pants are up first.Quoted: Quoted: I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask. Ummm, you cannot post something like that and not explain. Please do. well, I had just bombed the toilet and was lighting a candle. I wasn't careful enough putting the match in the toilet while I was still sitting there. it could have very easily turned into a ryan's steakhouse type episode. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:52:05 PM EDT
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Damn. Next time I guess youy will make sure your pants are up first.
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I burned my balls with a match the other day. Don't ask. Ummm, you cannot post something like that and not explain. Please do. well, I had just bombed the toilet and was lighting a candle. I wasn't careful enough putting the match in the toilet while I was still sitting there. it could have very easily turned into a ryan's steakhouse type episode. I wasn't quite done with my dirty business |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:52:24 PM EDT
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Don't give yourself a tug job right after eating hotwings at hooters.
It happened to a friend of mine, I swear
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:54:55 PM EDT
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Don't give yourself a tug job right after eating hotwings at hooters. It happened to a friend of mine, I swear 
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:58:02 PM EDT
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Wife still hasn't forgiven me for ... uh, well - I made pork green chile earlier that day and thought I'd washed my hands well enough to play that evening, they were mostly Big Jim after all, hardly any habanero's at all.
That night did not go as planned. And while it's only been 10 years, I suspect she'll never forget. I don't suppose I can blame her Lebanese heritage on this grudge, however. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 12:59:00 PM EDT
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never let your SO put iceyhot on your balls for fun A very, very tiny amount of Ben Gay on the nipples can be entertaining, however. |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 1:04:18 PM EDT
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I've made a similar mistake, except it was sexy time with the wife after slicing jalapenos.
Wasn't fun at the time, but pretty hilarious now that we look back.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 1:07:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: You should also never stick a finger on your S/O's baby escape hatch after dealing with peppers too. You'll get your ass kicked Oh, I see you've had this problem as well.  |
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Posted: 10/3/2011 1:10:06 PM EDT
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or after applying Icy-Hot....
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