Quoted: I just got back from New Year's night at Graham Central Station, it's a bigass nightclub.
Anyway, so I had a few beers and a few shots of some frufru stuff in long testtubes that tasted like Robitussin with marichino cherry juice. Lots of fat chicks there too.
Anyway here's my main problem: On one of my visitations to the urinal to make room for more beer, just as I finished emptying it, as I was reeling it back in - it happened.
The end of "it" brushed up against the inside wall of the urinal . It made pretty solid contact. So now what? I need serious advice. What should I do? How do I disinfect the end of my (ahem) thing?
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Wait... let me get this Straight...
You went to a "Night Club".
Drank Alot.
Mentioned FAT CHICKS for some wierd Reason. Why would you do that for? The Main Keyword?
Used code Phrases such as:
"On one of my visitations to the urinal" Urinal must be a Keyword for a Fat Chick's Hole
"just as I finished emptying it, as I was reeling it back in" So you blew your load and you were pulling it out of the Ocean.
You used even more Keyword usage of "Urinal" and that "it made Pretty Solid contact".
So in other words you are in total shock, that while being Drunk, You Brought a 500 Pound Fat Chick home and Banged the living Daylights out of her... There is No Help For you!!!