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Posted: 12/14/2013 8:21:50 PM EST
I rarely get into fights. Anyways, it was my units holiday party tonight so we went downtown Des Moines. We had a nice dinner and went to a couple bars for a few drinks afterwards.

My wife got wasted so I decided we needed to go home.

On the way out of the bar, some little guy about 5 ft 5 in decides to push this woman with both hands right into front of me. As soon as he does, I start talking shit to him about him being a huge pussy and stuff. He is in the middle of the street, walking away and I'm given him shit about being a little man and a pussy. After about 15 seconds of me given him the best I got vocally, he rips off his shirt and undershirt (I think this was suppose to intimidate me). I then comment on his tattoos and mention that his tats don't make him a tough guy. He rushed in and I put him into a headlock. I have him in a headlock and I notice at least 3 different people recording the "fight" so I reach over his back, grab his underwear and give him this huge wedgie. Once his underwear rips and I have a big handful of it, I let him go. Other people jump in and separate us and I throw him his underwear back.

I ex-filled to the taxi stand about 50 meters away. When I got there, a guy and girl stopped me and say that the girl had a protective order on the guy and he will not leave her alone, blah blah blah.

My wife and I hopped in a cab and left.

I have no wounds and I didn't get upset. Just excited. It was just a little fun.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:24:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:24:58 PM EST
Ok
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:26:51 PM EST
In like Flinn.

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Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:27:59 PM EST
IN before "Cool Story Bro"
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:28:16 PM EST
WOOOOOORLD STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:28:47 PM EST
You were doing fine till you said talking shit.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:29:24 PM EST
Story, Bro.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:30:01 PM EST
I was in the Army and lived with about a 150 crazy fuckers. You would fit right in.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:31:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
You were doing fine till you said talking shit.
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That's fine. But I'm not completely sure he was done hurting the girl until I started in on him so.....
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:31:51 PM EST
That was one cool fucking story.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:39:41 PM EST
Pics of wasted wife are not loading.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:42:06 PM EST
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Originally Posted By David4327:
Pics of wasted wife are not loading.
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lol. she would kill me me. I stayed relatively sober all night but I decided to leave the car downtown. I had to walk her to the bedroom into bed.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:43:04 PM EST
Pics of girl with restraining order?
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:45:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DoubleARon:
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you might have to check worldstar hiphip. She wasn't too bad at all. She attracts guys with issues though, that's for sure.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:46:46 PM EST
There are plenty of guys here with low self esteem, a receeding hairline, a drinking problem, bad credit, 40 pounds of excess bodyfat, and an over drawn bank account that have no idea how to please her.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:23:57 PM EST
Good lord I hope the video surfaces.

Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:26:29 PM EST
link to vid
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:27:58 PM EST
liveleak video in 10...9...8..
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:29:39 PM EST
The low temperature factor of this narrative is quite fraternal.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:31:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By wingnutx:
Good lord I hope the video surfaces.

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I'm looking for it.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:39:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By teeli:
link to vid
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This.

The wedgie is epic.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:44:08 PM EST
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This.

The wedgie is epic.
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Originally Posted By teeli:
link to vid



This.

The wedgie is epic.

+1
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:48:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bettendorf:
you might have to check worldstar hiphip. She wasn't too bad at all. She attracts guys with issues though, that's for sure.
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Originally Posted By Bettendorf:
Originally Posted By DoubleARon:
Pics of girl with restraining order?
you might have to check worldstar hiphip. She wasn't too bad at all. She attracts guys with issues though, that's for sure.

You didnt try to bring her home with you and the mrs? pics of either not loading man lol.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:49:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DoubleARon:
There are plenty of guys here with low self esteem, a receeding hairline, a drinking problem, bad credit, 40 pounds of excess bodyfat, and an over drawn bank account that have no idea how to please her.
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My bank account is not overdrawn!
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 9:57:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:12:24 PM EST
I avoid domestic arguments and altercations. Glad it worked out ok for you.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:14:16 PM EST
Let me know when your video is on youtube and please provide the link.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:15:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:17:37 PM EST
World Star Wedgie for the win
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:25:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Gastonite:
I avoid domestic arguments and altercations. Glad it worked out ok for you.
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It's so rare that I see something like that. I left the pistol at home and it wouldn't have taken nothing for the guy to cut me up but I took the risk. I don't care. Who knows, I meant have been able to deal with a blade. I don't know. Who knows.

long story short, I don't care to talk about what could have happened
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:31:50 PM EST


WORLDSTAR WEDGIE!
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:32:07 PM EST
Good on you OP. If I see a man get violent towards a female I step in without hesitation. That is not the time to MYOB. Chivalry should not be dead and women should not be treated that way. If they are arguing...... fine myob. But the second he lays hands or strikes are landed it is FO time.

Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:44:47 PM EST
The wedgie kinda-sorta redeems this story.

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Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:45:27 PM EST
Guy I grew up with landed 50 years for mitigated deliberate homicide after stepping into a situation like that. Careful out there.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 10:45:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bettendorf:
I have no wounds and I didn't get upset. Just excited. It was just a little fun.
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Awesome! Good to hear you gave the clown what for.

If you recall the last time I was in Des Moines I was involved in a similar exchange of fisticuffs, aside from the fact it had nothing to do a guy with assaulting a woman, and instead had to do with my incredibly drunk coworker and two gay guys in a dark alley. Not too much different than your incident, although I was in a tailored suit at the time.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 11:17:04 PM EST


DAMN!

Scrolled all the way down, and no link.



Link Posted: 12/14/2013 11:24:34 PM EST
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There are plenty of guys here with low self esteem, a receeding hairline, a drinking problem, bad credit, 40 pounds of excess bodyfat, and an over drawn bank account that have no idea how to please her.
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Link Posted: 12/14/2013 11:28:50 PM EST
tagged for epic video that will probably have been filmed with a potato, allowing us to see nothing of interest.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:14:51 AM EST
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There are plenty of guys here with low self esteem, a receeding hairline, a drinking problem, bad credit, 40 pounds of excess bodyfat, and an over drawn bank account that have no idea how to please her.
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Those are some big shoes to fill.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:17:49 AM EST
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There are plenty of guys here with low self esteem, a receeding hairline, a drinking problem, bad credit, 40 pounds of excess bodyfat, and an over drawn bank account that have no idea how to please her.
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And those are the "Alphas."
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:19:09 AM EST
Wedgies are the first lesson in Krav Maga.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:22:07 AM EST
In for when the youtube vid pops up
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:22:27 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Woodfiend:
Good on you OP. If I see a man get violent towards a female I step in without hesitation. That is not the time to MYOB. Chivalry should not be dead and women should not be treated that way. If they are arguing...... fine myob. But the second he lays hands or strikes are landed it is FO time.

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You are making a mistake sir. I know its hard to swallow but nothing good can come from this mentality
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:28:36 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Bigshot64:


You are making a mistake sir. I know its hard to swallow but nothing good can come from this mentality
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Originally Posted By Bigshot64:
Originally Posted By Woodfiend:
Good on you OP. If I see a man get violent towards a female I step in without hesitation. That is not the time to MYOB. Chivalry should not be dead and women should not be treated that way. If they are arguing...... fine myob. But the second he lays hands or strikes are landed it is FO time.



You are making a mistake sir. I know its hard to swallow but nothing good can come from this mentality


I actually enjoy seeing that mentality blow up in White Knights face.

Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:31:11 AM EST
While this may be a CSB.

I am a firm believer of avoiding street confronatations of any type as they can very quickly get out of control.


No offence but maybe you should have ignored the guy and gotten your wife out of there to a safe place. And let the jerk go.


What good would it have been for you to be a headline in the local paper as someone killed on the street . Basically for nothing.


GD
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:34:24 AM EST
So you basically chose to escalate a domestic dispute with a complete stranger?

Fucking stupid.
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:35:55 AM EST
BS story - link a youtube video
Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:36:19 AM EST
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Originally Posted By notwen:
Let me know when your video is on youtube and please provide the link.
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Link Posted: 12/15/2013 6:39:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/15/2013 6:40:47 AM EST by Extorris]
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Originally Posted By Woodfiend:
If I see a man get violent towards a female I step in without hesitation. That is not the time to MYOB. Chivalry should not be dead and women should not be treated that way. If they are arguing...... fine myob. But the second he lays hands or strikes are landed it is FO time.
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