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Posted: 10/13/2004 9:32:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 6:48:27 PM EST by JHP]
I invite you all to join me in observing the Muslim event of Ramadan.

I will eat nothing but Pork, drink beer and read & watch pornography for the duration of Ramadan.

If you truly have a commitment to observing Muslim tradition I invite you to join me in my Ramadan Celebration
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:32:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:33:31 AM EST
Me too!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:34:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wave:
I'm with you!



That was post # 9111

9/11/1

Coincidence?

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:36:09 AM EST
Starting at sundown on Friday... I'm with you.

Pork, beer and sex... maybe I can even get my wife to help me with the last one there...
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:37:43 AM EST
Eating pork every day???



Sounds like HEAVEN, not Ramadan!



... is Ramadon one of those things where people PRETEND to fast, but don't really - like you can eat after sundown or something like that??? How is that fasting??? I though fasting was all about making a sacrifice and depriving yourself (like giving something up for lent) - but just waiting a few hours to shove food in my piehole doesn't really seem like much of a sacrifice?

Is that even Ramadan, or is that something else? I'd hate to be ranting for no good reason
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:38:33 AM EST
In other words; it's business as usual.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:39:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By JHP:

I will eat nothing but Pork, drink beer and read & watch pornography for the duration of Ramadan.





Sounds like just another day at the whiskey ranch to me!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:40:20 AM EST
I'll be observing with you and adhereing strictly to your rules.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:42:15 AM EST
Beer, Bacon and Porno

I'm in
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:45:36 AM EST
How long does it last? It starts friday?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:48:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:49:29 AM EST


BACON!!!!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:49:31 AM EST
Porn and bacon, I'm there.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:50:18 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:57:25 AM EST
Perfect! I had bacon at breakfast, a ham and cheese at lunch, and now Im planning on a beer with supper.

[Picks up phone] Calls wife.

I'll skip the cyber sex today, but looking forward to gettting the Ramadon trifecta.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:57:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
... is Ramadon one of those things where people PRETEND to fast, but don't really - like you can eat after sundown or something like that??? How is that fasting??? I though fasting was all about making a sacrifice and depriving yourself (like giving something up for lent) - but just waiting a few hours to shove food in my piehole doesn't really seem like much of a sacrifice?

Is that even Ramadan, or is that something else? I'd hate to be ranting for no good reason



They can eat between sunset and dawn (I think the "official" rule is that it has to be too dark to see a black thread, or something like that), and, from what I've read, they really party hearty (hardy?) in the dark.

Somehow I suspect that many of our noble company would be okay if they didn't eat AT ALL for the whole month.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:11:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Brisk322:

They can eat between sunset and dawn (I think the "official" rule is that it has to be too dark to see a black thread, or something like that), and, from what I've read, they really party hearty (hardy?) in the dark.



That's what I thought - hell, I used to LIVE like that for most of my life! Didn't eat breakfast, didn't eat lunch, and ate a big dinner late in the evening. How hard is that??? Pffft

Cool - so if it turns out that Christianity is wrong, and Islam is right , maybe I'll get some credit for my strict observance of Ramadan
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:18:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By JHP:
I invite you all to join me in observing the Muslim event of Ramadan.

I will eat nothing but Pork, drink beer and read & watch pornography for the duration of Ramadan.

If you truly have a commitment to observing Muslim tradition I invite you to join me in my Ramadan Celebration



Is this something you have to wait for a holiday to come around to participate in? That sounds like me every day of every week of every year.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:25:16 AM EST
Whens Ramadangadingdong?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:33:41 AM EST
No kidding - a guy I work with has a son who's going to raise an FFA pig to show in the spring livestock show.



I convinced him to name the pig "Allah."

CMOS
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:33:53 AM EST
Ok ... Just broke out the St. Louis ribs.... I will do it in your honor !
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:41:22 AM EST
It's all fun and games until someone gets a fatwa issued against them.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:50:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:57:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 11:05:15 AM EST by JHP]
yes - you will get full credit for any sort of booze w/ the exception of pork flavored whiskey...you get bonus points for that

<====== also, please note my satanic post count
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:01:18 AM EST
How about pork flavored whiskey in a bottle shaped like a slut!

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:02:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Brisk322:

They can eat between sunset and dawn (I think the "official" rule is that it has to be too dark to see a black thread, or something like that), and, from what I've read, they really party hearty (hardy?) in the dark.



That's what I thought - hell, I used to LIVE like that for most of my life! Didn't eat breakfast, didn't eat lunch, and ate a big dinner late in the evening. How hard is that??? Pffft

Cool - so if it turns out that Christianity is wrong, and Islam is right , maybe I'll get some credit for my strict observance of Ramadan



yeah, I can speak from personal experience that they party pretty hard after it gets dark. The feast at the end of ramadan is definitely a gut buster as well. I've often wondered what would happen to a muslim stationed on the north or south pole who would experience ramadan when it never really gets dark
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:03:34 AM EST
In islam a jihad is an acceptable excuse to refrain from fasting during ramadan . Does Gunstock fall into this catagory?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:07:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 11:10:21 AM EST by Lockedon]

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:

Originally Posted By Wave:
I'm with you!



That was post # 9111

9/11/1

Coincidence?





AND he's from New York.........A dude from New York participating in a thread about "observing islam", with his 9-11-1 post.........hmmmm.......I'm gonna go ahead and say we should raise the national terror advisory to HIGH.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:26:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:53:53 AM EST
Is that a US DOD designed muslim suppository?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:54:39 AM EST
SUBSCRIBE
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:57:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By CMOS:
No kidding - a guy I work with has a son who's going to raise an FFA pig to show in the spring livestock show.



I convinced him to name the pig "Allah."

CMOS



LMFAO!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:03:43 PM EST
This ramadam greeting brought to you by


Tennessee Pride Country Sausage and


The Texas BBQ Association
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:12:07 PM EST
im in
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:19:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 12:19:54 PM EST by JHP]
For reference purposes only





Link Posted: 10/13/2004 6:49:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 6:53:57 PM EST
http://www.teammcafee.com/tftt/piginbananacencored.jpg

Maybe this is more appropriate for the kiddies...
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 7:13:02 PM EST
I'm going to pick up a king sized bag of BBQ pork rinds tomorrow, a case of Makers Mark, and a 24 pack of rubbers.

I'm with ya!

_Disconnector_
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 7:16:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
i'm in!

rum...check!

pork chops...check!

wife...check!



+1 and HAM and BACON!!!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 7:18:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 7:24:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
How about pork flavored whiskey in a bottle shaped like a slut!




Christ, I don't want a whiskey bottle shaped like your woman. I wouldn't be able to enjoy the whiskey.



- BG
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 7:47:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Steve_T_M:
It's all fun and games until someone gets a fatwa issued against them.



Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:21:41 PM EST
Ugh... pork chops and bacon. For a month.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:27:55 PM EST
I'm making pork tamales in celebration of ramadan, mmmmmmm.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:30:33 PM EST
Pork is a nasty fucking animal. Count me out, however panda express sounds tasty, why arent they open 24/7?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:35:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:
Pork is a nasty fucking animal. Count me out, however panda express sounds tasty, why arent they open 24/7?



They don't actually serve panda at Panda Express, silly.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:36:15 PM EST
We should make the prisoners eat Bush's pork and beans, those sorry f2cks! If it wasn't for oil the middle east would be nothing but rags, camels, bones, and some cracker box religion(minus Israel) called islam( no I did not forget to capitalize islam).
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:39:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Stove_Pipe:

Originally Posted By olyarms:
Pork is a nasty fucking animal. Count me out, however panda express sounds tasty, why arent they open 24/7?



They don't actually serve panda at Panda Express, silly.



I would like to try panda one day, just gotta get rich that way I can start hunting endangered animals.

Wouldn't that be fun, okay it was a joke people any maybe it wasn't maybe I have eaten bald eagle buffalo wings, Oh do they hit the spot. And tiger penis make me big and strong.

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:42:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 8:42:50 PM EST by JHP]
how can you honestly not like pork? you think cows are any cleaner? or chickens?

Eat pork, drink booze, download and view porn --- hell, I am thinking about opening a pork stand in front of the local mosque to really connect with Islam
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:46:59 PM EST

I am thinking about opening a pork stand in front of the local mosque to really connect with Islam


Ramadan special two pork hotdogs and a bottle of Hebrew beer. $9.11
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