Quoted: I looked at myself in the mirror last night and it looks like I got in a fight with a pissed off bobcat... some women love to use those claws. |
Ooooh! Scratchers are fun & wild in bed!
Hurt so good.
I'd have to say the most PAINFUL was with an exGF. She was crazy (literally, bipolar, depressed, social anxiety, the works), but especially when she was horny she had to have it ASAFP.
Once walking to the car in a parking ramp after a hockey sports game (hockey IIRC) just got out she said she needed it RightF'nNow. We walked back to the car ('91 Ford Probe Hatchback, popped the hatch, jumped in the trunk (bent knees & all) somehow managed to get undressed and just went at it in the back of the latched hatchback. Crowds walking by saw the car bouncing with apparently nobody inside... One lady walking by said something like "Oh My" or "Oh My God..." while the now exGF was moaning in the trunk. Then out of pure genious we blurted out "Oh my...Oh my god that feels good." or something to that effect from within the trunk... All I remember is hearing guys laughing, one lady screaming, and they eventually left.
We popped the back seats forward to get out of the hatchback's trunk, got 'dressed' a bit and drove away. In that hatchback with my knees bent back like that... Worst cramp I think I ever got in my life, but she just kept on going.