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Posted: 4/11/2002 3:09:54 PM EST
Momma's got Summer teeth, some are brown, some are yellow, some are missing... Momma so fat, she doesn't sit around the house. She sits AROUND THE HOUSE... Momma so poor, I saw her kicking a shoe-box down the street. I asked what she was doing. She said "Moving"... Momma's so black her nickname is "Pitch"... Momma's so fat she puts Mayonnaise on Asprin... Momma's so fat she dries her underwear on phonelines...
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:11:01 PM EST
yo momma is soooo fat, she has to play pool with the planets!
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:13:17 PM EST
Let's see how fast Kevin is...
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:15:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/11/2002 3:17:15 PM EST by rallywagon]
LOL! LOL! LOL! Yo mama sooo stupid, took a job climbing trees, as "branch manager!"
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:16:02 PM EST
Yo Momma says this thread is gonna be toast soon, too-Kevin's usually pretty fast. Juggernaut
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:16:20 PM EST
Hehehe... Momma so nasty, she douches with Chlorox...
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:17:09 PM EST
Methinks I see Kevin searching the padlock drawer for just the right padlock..... Scott
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:20:42 PM EST
Momma so fat, she walked in the front door, closed it, and was on the back porch...
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:22:07 PM EST
Quick Quick,I hear em comming! Yo mama house so small she stick a key in the door and stab yo uncle sittin in the back yard!
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