Momma so...Part Duex ;)

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Momma so...Part Duex ;)

Posted: 4/11/2002 4:09:54 PM EDT

Momma's got Summer teeth, some are brown, some are yellow, some are missing...
Momma so fat, she doesn't sit around the house. She sits AROUND THE HOUSE...
Momma so poor, I saw her kicking a shoe-box down the street. I asked what she was doing. She said "Moving"...
Momma's so black her nickname is "Pitch"...
Momma's so fat she puts Mayonnaise on Asprin...
Momma's so fat she dries her underwear on phonelines...

Posted: 4/11/2002 4:11:01 PM EDT

[#1]

yo momma is soooo fat, she has to play pool with the planets!

Posted: 4/11/2002 4:13:17 PM EDT

[#2]

Let's see how fast Kevin is...

Posted: 4/11/2002 4:15:57 PM EDT

[#3]

LOL! LOL! LOL!

Yo mama sooo stupid, took a job climbing trees, as "branch manager!"

Posted: 4/11/2002 4:16:02 PM EDT

[#4]

Yo Momma says this thread is gonna be toast soon, too-Kevin's usually pretty fast.

Juggernaut

Posted: 4/11/2002 4:16:20 PM EDT

[#5]

Hehehe...
Momma so nasty, she douches with Chlorox...

Posted: 4/11/2002 4:17:09 PM EDT

[#6]

Methinks I see Kevin searching the padlock drawer for just the right padlock.....

Scott

Posted: 4/11/2002 4:20:42 PM EDT

[#7]

Momma so fat, she walked in the front door, closed it, and was on the back porch...

Posted: 4/11/2002 4:22:07 PM EDT

[#8]

Quick Quick,I hear em comming!

Yo mama house so small she stick a key in the door and stab yo uncle sittin in the back yard!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Momma so...Part Duex ;)

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