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Posted: 6/15/2009 5:42:31 PM EST
How can people seriously believe that taking Enzyte (smiling Bob) or Extenze actually make your Johnson get bigger? If it really did, it would make the ammo and AR shortage look like small potatoes.

Is there anyone on ARFCOM willing to admit that they have tried it?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:44:12 PM EST
I'm just pissed that I didn't come up with the idea. Just sell some BS and make a claim that 95% know is bogus, but still rake in millions. Pretty damn brilliant, you gotta give it to em.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:44:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Ronnoc:
How can people seriously believe that taking Enzyte (smiling Bob) or Extenze actually make your Johnson get bigger? If it really did, it would make the ammo and AR shortage look like small potatoes.

Is there anyone on ARFCOM willing to admit that they have tried it?


Is someone mad it didn't work for them
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:44:59 PM EST
I never tried it, never will...


But now I'll be whistling the damned EnZyte song all night at work.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:45:21 PM EST
If it were real it'd be on the news 24/7, and everyone would have an 18-inch dick slappin' their thighs as they walked.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:46:17 PM EST
I've always wanted to see if they worked, anybody know if I can get a free trial shipped to my house?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:46:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
If it were real it'd be on the news 24/7, and everyone would have an 18-inch dick slappin' their thighs as they walked.


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:49:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By millfire517:

Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:
If it were real it'd be on the news 24/7, and everyone would have an 18-inch dick slappin' their thighs as they walked.




Instead of just me, of course.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:50:15 PM EST
I love the commercials. Especially the little things like the wood paneling in the background. "Sleigh full of goodies and a sack full of pride..." Excellent jingle writer.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:01:02 PM EST
Clever recon mission Sorry I can't help you.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:04:38 PM EST
what it really does is turn your skin ***** so people just think its bigger
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:05:41 PM EST
Define 'enhancement'.


The entire ad campaign is based on innuendo, and we all 'know' what they are implying. But, alas, it doesn't do what you infer, nor will they give a refund when you call and whine and cry and threaten and cajole them for days and days on end.

Despite the months and months of religeously using their product, I have seen not a milimeter increase in the length of my fingers. So dies my dream of playing the guitar. Damned stubby fingers.


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:05:59 PM EST
The only thing that makes my Johnson get bigger is using it.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:07:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By DuraToTheMax:
Clever recon mission Sorry I can't help you.


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:08:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By sweatpants:
Originally Posted By Ronnoc:
How can people seriously believe that taking Enzyte (smiling Bob) or Extenze actually make your Johnson get bigger? If it really did, it would make the ammo and AR shortage look like small potatoes.

Is there anyone on ARFCOM willing to admit that they have tried it?


Is someone mad it didn't work for them


This is no laughing matter. If David Carrradine had a little more "rope",



he might still be alive today....



Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:08:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
Define 'enhancement'.


The entire ad campaign is based on innuendo, and we all 'know' what they are implying. But, alas, it doesn't do what you infer, nor will they give a refund when you call and whine and cry and threaten and cajole them for days and days on end.

Despite the months and months of religeously using their product, I have seen not a milimeter increase in the length of my fingers. So dies my dream of playing the guitar. Damned stubby fingers.




Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:08:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
Define 'enhancement'.


The entire ad campaign is based on innuendo, and we all 'know' what they are implying. But, alas, it doesn't do what you infer, nor will they give a refund when you call and whine and cry and threaten and cajole them for days and days on end.

Despite the months and months of religeously using their product, I have seen not a milimeter increase in the length of my fingers. So dies my dream of playing the guitar. Damned stubby fingers.








Good one

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:14:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By thexrayboy:
Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
Define 'enhancement'.


The entire ad campaign is based on innuendo, and we all 'know' what they are implying. But, alas, it doesn't do what you infer, nor will they give a refund when you call and whine and cry and threaten and cajole them for days and days on end.

Despite the months and months of religeously using their product, I have seen not a milimeter increase in the length of my fingers. So dies my dream of playing the guitar. Damned stubby fingers.








Good one



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