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Posted: 10/28/2013 4:32:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 4:35:54 PM EST
Well, we're waiting.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 4:38:41 PM EST

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 4:41:36 PM EST
I've been wondering for years, did you pick your screen name just because you knew people like me would read it too fast and sit here wondering how bad a case of golftoe really is?
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 4:44:34 PM EST
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 4:45:45 PM EST
This is your saliva line...
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 4:59:42 PM EST
Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga." So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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