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Posted: 9/26/2005 4:35:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 4:40:27 AM EDT by Ring]
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 4:37:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 4:38:31 AM EDT by ZitiForBreakfast]
Here

There have been about 6 threads about this already.

Neat, but people have way to much time on their hands.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 4:38:11 AM EDT
and this was a buddy of mines project..

[QUOTE=bushman]So my wife sits down in my new work room to check her email. What she didn't know was that I had stayed up the night before setting up the internet controlled airsoft gun.



So Alyssa and I ran to the next room and fired up my laptop. I had to do it all by hand but I finally got her in my sights and tried to squeeze off a single shot with a 200ms trigger pull.



[QUOTE=bushman]The gun didn't cycle all the way and Jill heard the noise and started asking me what was going on. So I typed up a 600ms burst as fast I could and let it fly before she got up.



I heard the gun cycle off a 3 round burst and Jill yelling. Oh the pwning was so complete I could barely contain myself. Jill was pretty cheesed off though. It left 3 welps on her back.




[QUOTE=bushman]I didn't think it would be that bad, because I had shot myself the night before as a test from the very same distance. Jilly has sissy girl skin I guess.


Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:06:05 AM EDT
...Let me get this straight.

You ambushed your wife?


Do you NOT like getting laid?
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:09:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mfingar:
Do you NOT like getting laid?


How did your buddy like the couch that night?

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:24:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 5:26:15 AM EDT by Ring]
his wife is HOT...


check out some of his other funny shit

www.pasqualy.com/


read the "hole" story..
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:43:35 AM EDT
Fireman's rule. It's a no-no. Besides, you don't want them DRT (dead right there) as they would stink unless removed. This is not good if you're on a long vacation.

Better to hook the sensors up to a microwave. Cook them and allow them to leave on their own power. When they drop, no one will ever know where they got zapped (literally).
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:56:02 AM EDT
Tag for later.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:59:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:

read the "hole" story..



The hole story is a classic. I would love to hang out with this guy!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:00:20 AM EDT
Silly Airsofters






I want one
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:02:00 AM EDT
Nice group...!

Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:02:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:

www.pasqualy.com/





It’s like looking into the mind of a sociopath
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:09:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:
his wife is HOT...
www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/hole/DCP_3219sml.jpg

check out some of his other funny shit

www.pasqualy.com/


read the "hole" story..



No shes not.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:26:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mfingar:

Originally Posted By Ring:

www.pasqualy.com/





It’s like looking into the mind of a sociopath



Or one hell of a GREAT Dad!!!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:31:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:

Originally Posted By Ring:
his wife is HOT...
www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/hole/DCP_3219sml.jpg

check out some of his other funny shit

www.pasqualy.com/


read the "hole" story..



No shes not.



yes she is
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 6:45:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/26/2005 6:45:29 AM EDT by Ring]
you should see his explodeing beaver vid

www.pasqualy.com/shrtbeaverpop.wmv
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:07:24 AM EDT
That is the gayest thing I have ever seen. Those two look like the Menendez brothers.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:11:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:
you should see his explodeing beaver vid

www.pasqualy.com/shrtbeaverpop.wmv



Just when I thought it couldn't get any more hillbilly.
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:17:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JoseyWales:

Originally Posted By Ring:
you should see his explodeing beaver vid

www.pasqualy.com/shrtbeaverpop.wmv



Just when I thought it couldn't get any more hillbilly.



"It puts the lotion in the basket...."
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:22:36 AM EDT
OMG this guy is funny as hell!
Check out "THE HOLE"

Him and Taxman need to hook up play army
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 7:26:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4v50:
Fireman's rule. It's a no-no. Besides, you don't want them DRT (dead right there) as they would stink unless removed. This is not good if you're on a long vacation.

Better to hook the sensors up to a microwave. Cook them and allow them to leave on their own power. When they drop, no one will ever know where they got zapped (literally).



Huh?
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