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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 7/17/2002 5:20:48 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/17/2002 5:21:24 AM EST by redray]
University of Vermont Special classes offered for men only: Topic 1 -- How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation. Topic 2 -- The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Round table discussion. Topic 3 -- Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice. Topic 4 -- Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. Topic 5 -- The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video. Topic 6 -- Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups. Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside-down while screaming. Open forum. Topic 8 -- Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape. Topic 9 -- Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials. Topic 10 -- Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation. Topic 11 -- Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing. Topic 12 -- How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. Topic 13 -- How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Link Posted: 7/17/2002 5:39:47 AM EST
I should take a few of those. [;)]
Link Posted: 7/17/2002 7:07:55 AM EST
What about not being able to pass a mirror w/o looking in it? Or asking if pants make one's ass look too big? Or working on one's face in the mirror WHILE DRIVING???
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