University of Vermont Special classes offered for men only:

Topic 1 -- How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide
presentation.

Topic 2 -- The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Round
table discussion.

Topic 3 -- Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4 -- Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the
floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 -- The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and
fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 -- Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside-down while screaming. Open
forum.

Topic 8 -- Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 -- Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.

Topic 10 -- Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 -- Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 -- How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 -- How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be
late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

I should take a few of those. [;)]

What about not being able to pass a mirror w/o looking in it? Or asking if pants make one's ass look too big? Or working on one's face in the mirror WHILE DRIVING???