University of Vermont Special classes offered for men only:
Topic 1 -- How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide
presentation.
Topic 2 -- The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Round
table discussion.
Topic 3 -- Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.
Topic 4 -- Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the
floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 -- The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and
fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Topic 6 -- Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside-down while screaming. Open
forum.
Topic 8 -- Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health. Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 9 -- Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
Topic 10 -- Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks? Driving simulation.
Topic 11 -- Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 12 -- How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 -- How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be
late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.