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Posted: 10/25/2006 8:53:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2006 11:06:13 AM EST by KangarooAR-15A3]
This is it.... internet dating has really hit rock bottom now. (I guess)

New site..... wwww.onlinebootycall.com........it's just as the name implies.

You sign up, put on a pic and then "search for booty"
The site is kind of like dodgeball, where you can use your cell phone to get your "booty calls"

The new uses for technology never cease to amaze me.


This has totally eliminated the need to read or create any profile other than basic info and a pic. Pics are required and thats about it other than age,weight and location.

Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 8:54:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.


The Clap
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 8:57:29 PM EST
gonaherpasyphiaids
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 8:58:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.


The Clap




Where'd my popcorn go...
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:01:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By pol_pot_47:

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.


The Clap




Where'd my popcorn go...


I'm not going on this one, my buddy has been on for a few days, waiting to see how he does and what turns up... I need to get him to set up an account on here.
His stuff is way wilder than mine.

Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:01:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By pol_pot_47:

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.


The Clap




Where'd my popcorn go...


On the couch, cause this is going to be good.
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:02:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Originally Posted By pol_pot_47:

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.


The Clap




Where'd my popcorn go...


I'm not going on this one, my buddy has been on for a few days, waiting to see how he does and what turns up... I need to get him to set up an account on here.
His stuff is way wilder than mine.



Buddy? Uh huh.
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:03:32 PM EST
In before the antibiotics....
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:10:53 PM EST
Is plaque considered an STD?
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:11:28 PM EST
damn, just damn...what ever happened to getting diseases the old fashioned way?
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:11:36 PM EST
"Finding the pieces without the puzzle"
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:11:47 PM EST
OMG there are some NASTY hoes on there. all the good looking ones are porn bots it looks like.
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:14:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By smokycity:
Is plaque considered an STD?


Plaque? OR P L A G U E? I guess if you have sex with someone in a rat suit who just HAPPENS to have plague and a flea problem.....then, yes, it could be an STD by the definition of the term.

Furries......I swear.....
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:17:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2006 9:17:31 PM EST by KangarooAR-15A3]
"Booty at Your House, with the Click of a Mouse"
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:18:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By desertmoon:

Originally Posted By smokycity:
Is plaque considered an STD?


Plaque? OR P L A G U E? I guess if you have sex with someone in a rat suit who just HAPPENS to have plague and a flea problem.....then, yes, it could be an STD by the definition of the term.

Furries......I swear.....


plaque  /plæk/ Spelled Pronunciation[plak] Dentistry. a soft, sticky, whitish matlike film attached to tooth surfaces, formed largely by the growth of bacteria that colonize the teeth.
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:22:26 PM EST
Them's some couch breakers, there.



What's the difference between True Love and the Herpes?

Herpes is forever.
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:22:43 PM EST
Thanks for the hookup, G!
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:23:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By smokycity:

Originally Posted By desertmoon:

Originally Posted By smokycity:
Is plaque considered an STD?


Plaque? OR P L A G U E? I guess if you have sex with someone in a rat suit who just HAPPENS to have plague and a flea problem.....then, yes, it could be an STD by the definition of the term.

Furries......I swear.....


plaque  /plæk/ Spelled Pronunciation[plak] Dentistry. a soft, sticky, whitish matlike film attached to tooth surfaces, formed largely by the growth of bacteria that colonize the teeth.



Well, I don't think periodontal disorders can be considerd STDs.....hmmmmmm

unless you somehow get plaQue on your monkey and it sticks.....
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:24:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.


The Clap


Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:28:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By desertmoon:

Originally Posted By smokycity:

Originally Posted By desertmoon:

Originally Posted By smokycity:
Is plaque considered an STD?


Plaque? OR P L A G U E? I guess if you have sex with someone in a rat suit who just HAPPENS to have plague and a flea problem.....then, yes, it could be an STD by the definition of the term.

Furries......I swear.....


plaque  /plæk/ Spelled Pronunciation[plak] Dentistry. a soft, sticky, whitish matlike film attached to tooth surfaces, formed largely by the growth of bacteria that colonize the teeth.



Well, I don't think periodontal disorders can be considerd STDs.....hmmmmmm

unless you somehow get plaQue on your monkey and it sticks.....


The original comment was meant as a joke about getting head.
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:36:06 PM EST
Here's one..... a chick in a picture with her kids......I took a screenshot.


Link below.





www.onlinebootycall.com/access/template.php?member_id=655138&cond=1&loc=bs&page=291&sort=LAST_LOGIN%20DESC
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:47:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:
Here's one..... a chick in a picture with her kids......I took a screenshot.
-snip


Dude

it's called (print screen) -> piant ... paste... save as whatever
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:49:03 PM EST
Sad thing is she's one of the classy ones.

Also seems to be an alarmingly large number of alarmingly large women there.

Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:50:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Master_of_Orion:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:
Here's one..... a chick in a picture with her kids......I took a screenshot.
-snip


Dude

it's called (print screen) -> piant ... paste... save as whatever


How exactly?
I am weak with the comp-fu.
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 9:55:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2006 9:57:38 PM EST by Master_of_Orion]
on your keyboard you'll find a key (PrtSc)

hit that

open paint

edit tab -> paste......... or you can use [Ctrl] + {V} that is also paste

then you can save it as a .jpeg or what ever


ps

[Ctrl] + {V} = paste
[Ctrl] + {c} = copy
[Ctrl] + {X} = cut
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 10:29:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Sad thing is she's one of the classy ones.

Also seems to be an alarmingly large number of alarmingly large women there.



+1

I think it's the "single girl with kids" = not many guys want anything but a booty call sydrome.

Link Posted: 10/25/2006 10:33:32 PM EST
Almost make me wish I was single...almost.
Link Posted: 10/25/2006 10:50:41 PM EST
OK, I just signed up and invited every woman within 25 miles of my house to join my booty list.

This is my picture



I wonder how much "Nasty Action" I'll get.
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 12:07:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:
Here's one..... a chick in a picture with her kids......I took a screenshot.

Link below.

i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/kangarooar-15/DSC00277.jpg

www.onlinebootycall.com/access/template.php?member_id=655138&cond=1&loc=bs&page=291&sort=LAST_LOGIN%20DESC




First of all...

I'm NOT going to create a profile, to see the link. NOT EVER going to happen.

Second...

WTF is wrong with the gutter sluts today?? Too damn lazy to go out to the corner bar??

Link Posted: 10/26/2006 12:42:28 AM EST
Well this could be useful..


i imagine we'll now be flooded with pics of chicks with"fuck you arock" wrtitten on thier asses with lipstick..


since obviously roo aint getting that from the other chick



thread tagged? check.
link bookmarked? check.
profile created with brian peppers pic? pending...
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 1:42:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Chimpy:
"Finding the pieces without the puzzle"


thats funny.....
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 1:56:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By pol_pot_47:

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.


The Clap




Where'd my popcorn go...


If you're like me, it's now lodged somewhere in my nasal cavity, the rest coming back out my mouth and onto keyboard and screen.
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 3:40:44 AM EST
I like this idea better than Myspace! Straight and to the point.
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 3:44:44 AM EST
Even I have my doubts about that and I consider myself a lowlife
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 3:47:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:
In before the antibiotics....


Link Posted: 10/26/2006 3:48:51 AM EST
Wow...that's a strange place.

Link Posted: 10/26/2006 3:50:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Sad thing is she's one of the classy ones.

Also seems to be an alarmingly large number of alarmingly large women there.



Fat chicks need want luv'n too!
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 3:58:21 AM EST
Considering all of the porn and swinger sites on-line, this site should not surprise you, I would hope.
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 4:04:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By deanald2pt0:

Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Sad thing is she's one of the classy ones.

Also seems to be an alarmingly large number of alarmingly large women there.



Fat chicks need want luv'n too!
That might be so,just not with me!
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 4:07:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:
In before the antibiotics....


Link Posted: 10/26/2006 4:31:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:
Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.


I'll tell you how this story ends....

Inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
and I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes,
my syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
how I miss you more and more
You dobie's itch, my scrumpox
our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
when we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
when your spirochetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis,
Meningomyelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

My clapped-out genitalia
is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
but you never were a bore
I'm dying from your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis,
Meningomyelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 4:46:53 AM EST
People think some girl you meet on a booty call site has a higher risk of STDs than some girl you meet in say... church.

Wrong.

Very few "church girls" or otherwise good girls are virgins by age 18-21.

The girls you think are safe are more likely to have at least one previous partener who did not use protection 100% of the time because he thought she was safe. Problem is, maybe his wasn't clean himself. It's the "safe" girl misconception that continues to spread the epidemics of STDs. At least the booty call girls are more likely to be tested regularly and use protection. The girl you think is safe has probally never been tested.

So go ahead and be judgemental of the booty call girls. There's more for me!
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 4:58:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By angrydragon:
People think some girl you meet on a booty call site has a higher risk of STDs than some girl you meet in say... church.

Wrong.

Very few "church girls" or otherwise good girls are virgins by age 18-21.

The girls you think are safe are more likely to have at least one previous partener who did not use protection 100% of the time because he thought she was safe. Problem is, maybe his wasn't clean himself. It's the "safe" girl misconception that continues to spread the epidemics of STDs. At least the booty call girls are more likely to be tested regularly and use protection. The girl you think is safe has probally never been tested.

So go ahead and be judgemental of the booty call girls. There's more for me!


Another product of the public education system.
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 5:03:45 AM EST
I learned years ago that the depth of human depravity is an unplumbable chasm.
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 5:04:25 AM EST
hours of entertainment
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 5:05:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:

Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.


The Clap
If your lucky!
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 5:15:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By 556fiend:
Another product of the public education system.


I am not sure I understand what you are trying to say. Please explain yourself, so everyone knows if this is an insult or a joke.

FWIW: I received my college degree over 10 years ago.
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 5:19:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:
Here's one..... a chick in a picture with her kids......I took a screenshot.


Link below.


i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/kangarooar-15/DSC00277.jpg

www.onlinebootycall.com/access/template.php?member_id=655138&cond=1&loc=bs&page=291&sort=LAST_LOGIN%20DESC


Show that chick the literal 'Aristocrats'
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 5:22:32 AM EST
I recommend that you bring special condoms to help gain some traction:



Link Posted: 10/26/2006 5:23:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:
In before the antibiotics....


In before the triple cocktail...
Link Posted: 10/26/2006 5:27:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2006 5:29:13 AM EST by 556fiend]

Originally Posted By angrydragon:

Originally Posted By 556fiend:
Another product of the public education system.


I am not sure I understand what you are trying to say. Please explain yourself, so everyone knows if this is an insult or a joke.

FWIW: I received my college degree over 10 years ago.


Summarized, your post reads:

Any woman who presents herself as a Christian is more likely to have an STD than a women who advertises free sex anywhere, anytime to anyone.

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