First rate crap fest. Swofford is a punk and probably a queer. Any Marine that would backstab the Corps to gain brownie points with a professor at the Iowa Writers' Workshop would definitely suck a dick in exchange for a Mojito or a glass of White Zinfandel. Also, the movie was fucking stupid. Cornball, retarded, STUPID! This movie could be used as a diagnostic test for adult-onset mental retardation. If you enjoyed Jarhead, consult a physician. Furthermore, I'm pretty sure that Swofford wears patent leather loafers, carries a murse, has a "We Can" pin stuck to a pink Che t-shirt, voted against Prop 8 and would suck your dick if he thought you were cute, or Cuban, or asked nicely. Also, Swofford sucks dick, and the movie was fucking lame. You should also be aware that SWOFFORD SUCKS DICK!(And the movie is lame.)