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Posted: 6/16/2009 5:05:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 5:06:45 PM EST by jon_7687]
Glock 31
Colt ar's
Remington 870

Thats whats issued, but we can carry most anything we want as long as we qualify with it and its an approved caliber.

Edit: shit thought I was replying to the issued weapons thread , mods you can delete this one.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:08:47 PM EST
yes, I think she was 14, but I was young at the time and the sheep were very soft so we chose to go with the play sand that you get at walmart and just put it in pint glasses along with some rubbing alcohol
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:09:50 PM EST
But I did not shoot the deputy.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:10:01 PM EST
87...
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:10:49 PM EST
and a partridge in a pear treeee....
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:10:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 5:11:15 PM EST by MACD]
two beers

I swear
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:11:08 PM EST
how do you like the 357 sig?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:11:48 PM EST
If my godamn mailbox doesnt quit being so fucking lazy, I am going for football
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:12:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 5:12:27 PM EST by Bushylover]
cheesecake, generally. Unless it passes the 12. If so, you just turn it around so you can work on the other end.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:13:40 PM EST
i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17 . yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:15:01 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:17:53 PM EST
no, and i couldnt find the list. maybe you should have checked the trunk first, now look. its everywhere.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:19:31 PM EST
pie. I love pie...
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:20:25 PM EST
WTF? Is this the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey thread?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:21:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By RedOx1:
i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17 . yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:22:00 PM EST
Son of a bitch...... im never gonna hear the end of this
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:22:21 PM EST
dude, wait what?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:22:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By jon_7687:
Son of a bitch...... im never gonna hear the end of this


be honest you did it for funsies....
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:23:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 5:23:49 PM EST by kill-9]

Originally Posted By RedOx1:
i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17 . yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:24:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By raysheen:
yes, I think she was 14, but I was young at the time and the sheep were very soft so we chose to go with the play sand that you get at walmart and just put it in pint glasses along with some rubbing alcohol


KEYBOARD! Yes you now owe me a new one!
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:24:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 5:24:59 PM EST by LTCetme]
double tap!
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:25:40 PM EST
I like yellow cars but the ones with the blck tires look opposite.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:27:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By kill-9:

Originally Posted By RedOx1:
i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17. yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up


http://21.media.tumblr.com/3F7gN4uIxnpurmxyKcOvl8Hko1_400.jpg


HOw is carrying that any better than a handgun?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:38:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 5:38:58 PM EST by xaaronx]
Originally Posted By Nicademus:
Originally Posted By kill-9:

Originally Posted By RedOx1:
i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17. yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up


http://21.media.tumblr.com/3F7gN4uIxnpurmxyKcOvl8Hko1_400.jpg


HOw is carrying that any better than a handgun?


because now you have a long handgun AND a girlfriend
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:43:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By xaaronx:
Originally Posted By Nicademus:
Originally Posted By kill-9:

Originally Posted By RedOx1:
i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17. yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up


http://21.media.tumblr.com/3F7gN4uIxnpurmxyKcOvl8Hko1_400.jpg


HOw is carrying that any better than a handgun?


because now you have a long handgun AND a girlfriend


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:45:50 PM EST
So I said to the guy, what are you, nuts? And then I left.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:47:39 PM EST
"It’s a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair."
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:49:54 PM EST
Because he must!
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:51:00 PM EST
And then it exploded!


Because it was a Glock!

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:53:04 PM EST
.


After all the grass was cut I used it to fill the empty spaces in around the severed limbs, not having batteries loaded made the jerky a bit tough though. I had decided not to include the receipt since I preferred store credit anyways.


.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:03:58 PM EST
You had your whole life to prepare for this moment. Why aren't you ready? Why would I want to know? I ain't a planner, I ain't a thinker. I never wanted to be. You got to set your motherfucker to receive. Listen to me.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:10:58 PM EST
A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:13:21 PM EST
You'd think after five months of lying on my back, I would have given up any idea of getting even, just be a nice guy and call it a day. Nice guys are fine: you have to have somebody to take advantage of... but they always finish last.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:14:32 PM EST
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:15:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 6:15:31 PM EST by Hendricks5150]
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:15:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:17:16 PM EST
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:19:46 PM EST
Yeah, but did you Fo?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:21:42 PM EST
WRONG! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why - so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:39:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


umm......dont forget the line, ......we used to farm this out.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:42:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By ToyCop:
WTF? Is this the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey thread?


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:42:59 PM EST
I'd like the New EE much better if it wasn't so damn slow
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:45:15 PM EST
Hurry, SOG Multi Tool on S&C!!!

Oh, now it's a headlamp.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:00:53 PM EST
And the bartender said "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:05:28 PM EST
The little moths on my screen are driving me crazy
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:06:31 PM EST
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:08:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:08:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 7:11:46 PM EST by Thom101]
Originally Posted By AR_masterzach:
The little moths on my screen are driving me crazy


moths are scary as shit dude



Say, isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on!

You always gotta go racial, mang.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:11:56 PM EST
He stopped. He shrugged and smiled-he was alive for a moment and it was the strangest
smile she had ever seen: it held secret amusement, and heartbreak, and an infinite bitterness.
He answered: "Who is John Galt?"
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:12:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 7:12:49 PM EST by DK-Prof]
whoopsie
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