Issued wepons - AR15.COM

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:05:27 PM EDT

Glock 31
Colt ar's
Remington 870

Thats whats issued, but we can carry most anything we want as long as we qualify with it and its an approved caliber.

Edit: shit thought I was replying to the issued weapons thread

, mods you can delete this one.

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:08:47 PM EDT

[#1]

yes, I think she was 14, but I was young at the time and the sheep were very soft so we chose to go with the play sand that you get at walmart and just put it in pint glasses along with some rubbing alcohol

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:09:50 PM EDT

[#2]

But I did not shoot the deputy.

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:10:01 PM EDT

[#3]

87...

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:10:49 PM EDT

[#4]

and a partridge in a pear treeee....

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:10:58 PM EDT

[#5]

two beers

I swear

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:11:08 PM EDT

[#6]

how do you like the 357 sig?

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:11:48 PM EDT

[#7]

If my godamn mailbox doesnt quit being so fucking lazy, I am going for football

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:12:02 PM EDT

[#8]

cheesecake, generally. Unless it passes the 12. If so, you just turn it around so you can work on the other end.

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:13:40 PM EDT

[#9]

i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17

. yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:15:01 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:17:53 PM EDT

[#11]

no, and i couldnt find the list. maybe you should have checked the trunk first, now look. its everywhere.

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:19:31 PM EDT

[#12]

pie. I love pie...

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:20:25 PM EDT

[#13]

WTF? Is this the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey thread?

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:21:43 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17

. yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:22:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Son of a bitch...... im never gonna hear the end of this

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:22:21 PM EDT

[#16]

dude, wait what?

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:22:34 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Son of a bitch...... im never gonna hear the end of this

be honest you did it for funsies....

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:23:03 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17

. yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:24:29 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
yes, I think she was 14, but I was young at the time and the sheep were very soft so we chose to go with the play sand that you get at walmart and just put it in pint glasses along with some rubbing alcohol

KEYBOARD! Yes you now owe me a new one!

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:24:38 PM EDT

[#20]

double tap!

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:25:40 PM EDT

[#21]

I like yellow cars but the ones with the blck tires look opposite.

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:27:10 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17

. yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up

http://21.media.tumblr.com/3F7gN4uIxnpurmxyKcOvl8Hko1_400.jpg

HOw is carrying that any better than a handgun?

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:38:18 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17

. yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up

http://21.media.tumblr.com/3F7gN4uIxnpurmxyKcOvl8Hko1_400.jpg

HOw is carrying that any better than a handgun?

because now you have a long handgun AND a girlfriend

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:43:05 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i didnt find out about the belly button test till i was 17

. yeah if you cget to the belly button and can smell her vag. go back up

http://21.media.tumblr.com/3F7gN4uIxnpurmxyKcOvl8Hko1_400.jpg

HOw is carrying that any better than a handgun?

because now you have a long handgun AND a girlfriend

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:45:50 PM EDT

[#25]

So I said to the guy, what are you, nuts? And then I left.

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:47:39 PM EDT

[#26]

"It’s a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair."

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:49:54 PM EDT

[#27]

Because he must!

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:51:00 PM EDT

[#28]

And then it exploded!

Because it was a Glock!

Posted: 6/16/2009 6:53:04 PM EDT

[#29]

.

After all the grass was cut I used it to fill the empty spaces in around the severed limbs, not having batteries loaded made the jerky a bit tough though. I had decided not to include the receipt since I preferred store credit anyways.

.

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:03:58 PM EDT

[#30]

You had your whole life to prepare for this moment. Why aren't you ready? Why would I want to know? I ain't a planner, I ain't a thinker. I never wanted to be. You got to set your motherfucker to receive. Listen to me.

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:10:58 PM EDT

[#31]

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:13:21 PM EDT

[#32]

You'd think after five months of lying on my back, I would have given up any idea of getting even, just be a nice guy and call it a day. Nice guys are fine: you have to have somebody to take advantage of... but they always finish last.

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:14:32 PM EDT

[#33]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:15:16 PM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:15:29 PM EDT

[#35]

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:17:16 PM EDT

[#36]

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:19:46 PM EDT

[#37]

Yeah, but did you Fo?

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:21:42 PM EDT

[#38]

WRONG! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why - so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:39:09 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

umm......dont forget the line, ......we used to farm this out.

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:42:38 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

WTF? Is this the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey thread?

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:42:59 PM EDT

[#41]

I'd like the New EE much better if it wasn't so damn slow

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:45:15 PM EDT

[#42]

Hurry, SOG Multi Tool on S&C!!!

Oh, now it's a headlamp.

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:00:53 PM EDT

[#43]

And the bartender said "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:05:28 PM EDT

[#44]

The little moths on my screen are driving me crazy

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:06:31 PM EDT

[#45]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:08:37 PM EDT

[#46]

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:08:59 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
The little moths on my screen are driving me crazy

moths are scary as shit dude

Say, isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on!

You always gotta go racial, mang.

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:11:56 PM EDT

[#48]

He stopped. He shrugged and smiled-he was alive for a moment and it was the strangest
smile she had ever seen: it held secret amusement, and heartbreak, and an infinite bitterness.
He answered: "Who is John Galt?"

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:12:49 PM EDT

[#49]

whoopsie

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