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9/23/2020 3:47:02 PM
Posted: 8/12/2011 5:02:28 AM EDT
His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:04:28 AM EDT
In on an EPIC THREAD!!!!
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:04:31 AM EDT
if ever a post deserved that saying I hate, this one does
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:05:14 AM EDT
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:05:24 AM EDT



Originally Posted By coldair:


if ever a post deserved that saying I hate, this one does


CSB?



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:05:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By evenflow:
His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


So you're a badge bunny?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:08:42 AM EDT
i have no idea what the OP is talking about.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:11:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By evenflow:
I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Is that a code, like the foot tapping thing?


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Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:13:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SouthEndXGF:
i have no idea what the OP is talking about.


All teasing aside, those bright lights can do serious damage if left on. They've started fires before.

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Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:14:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
Originally Posted By evenflow:
I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Is that a code, like the foot tapping thing?


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My first thought.  What does that say?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:16:01 AM EDT
I think you invited yourself into his life.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:25:23 AM EDT
Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants.  He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself.  Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:26:43 AM EDT
WOW WHEN WILL IT END? FUCK THE POLICE!











Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:27:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Wormfood:
I think you invited yourself into his life.


This, combined with the Ralph Wiggum reference earlier made me .


Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:27:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants.  He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself.  Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.


That is pretty cute. I bet she was dtf and just giving you a show.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:32:57 AM EDT



Originally Posted By SGocka:


In on an EPIC THREAD!!!!




This. I can turn the interwebs off for the rest of the day.  AWESOME



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:39:47 AM EDT
OP, how is your dog?

Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:41:10 AM EDT
The OP's a copsucker.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:53:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By evenflow:
His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Interfering with government operations, huh?  We'll teach you, wiseacre...
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:12:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By evenflow:
His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Choke yourself
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:18:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:32:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By coldair:
if ever a post deserved that saying I hate, this one does


ditto
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:34:03 AM EDT
did his blinkie alert you to his winkie?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:46:17 AM EDT
Fight the power!
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:39:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bitmap:
OP, how is your dog?



Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:40:31 AM EDT
In Before TP Bunny
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:40:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SouthEndXGF:
i have no idea what the OP is talking about.


Let me help you out.  "My life is so fucking boring I had to rush to arfcom to get some attention after, allegedly, I told a cop his flashlight was on".

Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:41:37 AM EDT
When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free burgers.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:42:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants.  He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself.  Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.


I love things like that, my girlfriend ridicules me as some sort of effeminate.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:42:45 AM EDT



Originally Posted By XCRmonger:


When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free "burgers".


FTFY.





 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:42:46 AM EDT
Why were you checking out his "junk"?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:43:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kill-9:

Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free "burgers".

FTFY.

 


Uh yeah, no Dear Penthouse for me.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:47:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
Originally Posted By evenflow:
I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Is that a code, like the foot tapping thing?


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I'd say probably so...
What side were his keys hanging off his belt––Pitcher/Reciever??
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:50:42 AM EDT
I saw a cop eating breakfast! I suggested he try the strawberry pancakes, and he did!







Link Posted: 8/12/2011 8:01:48 AM EDT



Originally Posted By XCRmonger:


When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free burgers.


what about cherry clams?





 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 8:07:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jonnysixguns:
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants.  He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself.  Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.


I love things like that, my girlfriend ridicules me as some sort of effeminate.


My wife loves that kind of thing.  That's why we moved out into the sticks.  It's a pain in the ass in some ways, but it's like wild friggin kingdom every day in my yard.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 8:10:07 AM EDT


Don't tell him his gun is unsnapped.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 8:21:47 AM EDT
Isolated incident
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:01:53 AM EDT



Originally Posted By XCRmonger:


When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.


Fixed it again.



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:07:07 AM EDT
I pulled up to a cop at a light at 2000 one time in the winter (pretty dark outside) He didn't have any of his lights on, nothing. I just rolled the window down and got his attention to tell him. He was pretty embarrassed.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:10:56 AM EDT
STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:11:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:

Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.

Fixed it again.
 


What fur?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:15:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DefMan:
Originally Posted By evenflow:
His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


So you're a badge bunny?


Badge Bunnies tend to be female.
OP may be a Holster Sniffer. ... That is the male variety.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:17:32 AM EDT



Originally Posted By XCRmonger:



Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:




Originally Posted By XCRmonger:

When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.


Fixed it again.

 




What fur?


You had 70's bush back then and you know it.



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:18:32 AM EDT



Originally Posted By OiRogers:



Originally Posted By DefMan:


Originally Posted By evenflow:

His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.



Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.




So you're a badge bunny?




Badge Bunnies tend to be female.

OP may be a Holster Sniffer. ... That is the male variety.


Of course... He saw the light was on when he looked up!



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:58:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.


Link Posted: 8/12/2011 10:45:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:

Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:

Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.

Fixed it again.
 


What fur?

You had 70's bush back then and you know it.
 


how old do you think I am!?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 11:04:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:

Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:

Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.

Fixed it again.
 


What fur?

You had 70's bush back then and you know it.
 


how old do you think I am!?


Old enough to be legal is all I'm worried about.  
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 11:04:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2011 4:54:54 PM EDT by WarToy]
I was walking from my truck to the grocery store the other day and I swear these three deer were trying to piss me off. So damn annoying.
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