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Posted: 12/17/2016 6:53:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/17/2016 7:26:11 PM EST by kenmack]
I've no military training and in all my reading, I've garnered little information regarding how to survive and succeed on the battlefield. Were the civil war to start while I'm healthy enough to participate, likely, I'd quickly be the bright blob in the FLIR turned into the many small, bright blots, or the grey-faced, mouth agape, whose photo is fapped to by the basement dwellers of the opposition force. ITT, would those in the know submit for me some pearls on how to survive and flourish in combat?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 6:56:11 PM EST
Put the young guys out front.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 6:56:26 PM EST
Don't be ignunt. Don't do ignunt things.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 6:59:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By SleepingBirdDog:
Put the young guys out front.
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If we don't get this game goin' soon, I'll have to be at the rear. But then again, I don't want to be the old coot holding everyone back.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:00:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:
Don't be ignunt. Don't do ignunt things.
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Therein lays my problem, I be ignunt.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:00:50 PM EST
As long as you take out at least one bad guy, you will die happy. I know I would.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:01:14 PM EST
Help me out here fellas. I don't want to die with a clean barrel.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:01:30 PM EST
realm
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:02:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By VTDefender:
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Thanks, I was troubling over that one. Off now to edit.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:02:54 PM EST
Even illiterate uneducated dudes who fuck goats and each other on occasion ( not that there's anything wrong with that ) can epmlace IEDs and be observers or informants.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:03:22 PM EST
Paki tape
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:03:49 PM EST
When the shooting starts, shoot in the same direction. 
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:03:51 PM EST
Any time. I don't know how to survive the apocalypse though. 
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:04:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By VTDefender:
Any time. I don't know how to survive the apocalypse though. 
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Kill and eat people. That's my plan.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:05:31 PM EST
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Kill and eat people. That's my plan.
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I'll eat my neighbors before my dogs...that's for sure. 

The kid's guinea pigs will be the first to go though.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:06:17 PM EST
If the past ten years of liveleak.com have taught me anything it's to not pick fights with the side that flys Apache helicopters.

Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:06:31 PM EST
I have never been in combat either, but don't do what I do.  Every single time I have gone to play paint ball I was always the first to charge and always the first "Dead".  No matter the plan I made prior...fuck this I can tag him.....DIE FUCKER!!! splat splat splat splat...well shit.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:06:47 PM EST
Just make your way to a shelter. Your local FEMA camp would be great.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:06:53 PM EST
Best plan to survive combat - be somewhere else
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:08:25 PM EST
People still have SHTF fantasies?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:08:35 PM EST
This thread has FBI written all over it.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:09:51 PM EST
My place is in the rear with the gear. 
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:11:35 PM EST
Read Pat frank's "Alas Babylon" and watch "Panic In Year Zero" (They came out
about the same time) and you'll do fine
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:11:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GrinningDag:
This thread has FBI written all over it.
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casval is going to eat you first narc. 
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:12:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/17/2016 7:13:16 PM EST by TxRabbitBane]
Advice: avoid combat

Getting shot at is highly unpleasant.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:13:08 PM EST
I'm so fuck'in ready I can't even stand it.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:13:49 PM EST
Join the military - or stop beating off to SHTF fantasies.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:15:10 PM EST
After your first go 'round you'll be a combat vet, if you make it
Watch lots of movies, it's where I got my best training.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:15:21 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Casval214:
Even illiterate uneducated dudes who fuck goats and each other on occasion ( not that there's anything wrong with that ) can epmlace IEDs and be observers or informants.
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But ARs, I gots ARs! Ammo too.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:15:27 PM EST
It's better to be a warrior in a garden then a Gardner in a war.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:15:54 PM EST
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Originally Posted By wildearp:
When the shooting starts, shoot in the same direction. 
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At me? Why would I want to shoot at me?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:17:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Burnsy:
I have never been in combat either, but don't do what I do.  Every single time I have gone to play paint ball I was always the first to charge and always the first "Dead".  No matter the plan I made prior...fuck this I can tag him.....DIE FUCKER!!! splat splat splat splat...well shit.
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Noted. Thanks.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:17:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By kenmack:


At me? Why would I want to shoot at me?
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Re-read your opening post and it will come to you.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:17:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/17/2016 7:18:04 PM EST by VTDefender]
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Originally Posted By Swampgrass:
It's better to be a warrior in a garden then a Gardner in a war.
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Unless the garden is full of snakes


"gardener"
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:17:31 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BigPapaColt:
I'm so fuck'in ready I can't even stand it.
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Full on murder boner!
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:18:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ReallyLongAction:
Just make your way to a shelter. Your local FEMA camp would be great.
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Thanks Big Brother. I'll be sure to do just that.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:18:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By czechsix:
Best plan to survive combat - be somewhere else
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How about experience AND survive?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:19:45 PM EST
What size are your boots?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:19:50 PM EST
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Originally Posted By kenmack:


How about experience AND survive?
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Originally Posted By kenmack:
Originally Posted By czechsix:
Best plan to survive combat - be somewhere else


How about experience AND survive?

Shoot back!
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:19:58 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Blacktide:
People still have SHTF fantasies?
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Um, probably, but I just want to be prepared should something serious happen.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:21:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GrinningDag:
This thread has FBI written all over it.
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Well, smile and wave then!
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:21:47 PM EST
Spend money on some training or enlisted and get paid to train.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:21:51 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Treadhead:
Read Pat frank's "Alas Babylon" and watch "Panic In Year Zero" (They came out
about the same time) and you'll do fine
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Can you loan me a copy? Use media rates to ship.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:23:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:
Advice: avoid combat

Getting shot at is highly unpleasant.
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I know. I can appreciate the George Washington approach to war fighting, but sometimes combat finds you instead.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:23:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By kenmack:


Um, probably, but I just want to be prepared should something serious happen.
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Oh, ok. In that case, start stretching.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:23:54 PM EST
Ripit and tobacco.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:23:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By SleepingBirdDog:
Put the young guys out front.
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Only the young people in this country have recent combat experience. 

Put the young people out front and they'll ghost and leave the old people as bait. 
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:24:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By CWO:
Join the military - or stop beating off to SHTF fantasies.
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How have you benefited by this?
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:25:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MonkeyFist:
After your first go 'round you'll be a combat vet, if you make it
Watch lots of movies, it's where I got my best training.
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I'm concerned that by your first statement, I would be winnowed out, and by your last statement as the cause for the winnowing.
Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:25:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Covertness:
What size are your boots?
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Link Posted: 12/17/2016 7:26:17 PM EST
FUCK!

13'er thread. Of course. 
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