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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:48:40 PM EDT
[#1]
Thats a big negatory... snowman would be Ron "Tater Salad" White.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:48:57 PM EDT
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I bet money Hollywood would have Cedric the Entertainer play Jackie Gleason's role
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:49:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Some things shouldnt be touched!
ETA..........Kid Rock SUCKS |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:50:51 PM EDT
[#4]
Will Smith as the Bandit!
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:52:07 PM EDT
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Will Smith as the Bandit! And Shia Laboof as The Snowman. Rosie O'Donell as the Sally Fields character. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:53:00 PM EDT
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Bandit: Matthew Mcconaughey Frog: Mandy Moore Snowman: Kid Rock Smokey: Burt Reynolds Jr: the guy that played David Putty Big Enos: Kevin Hart Little Enos: Tom Lister Biggest question is what the car would be. That is the star of the show. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:53:34 PM EDT
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I bet money Hollywood would have Cedric the Entertainer play Jackie Gleason's role ...or maybe George Wallace (not the former Governor one)? |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:53:46 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Will Smith as the Bandit! ...FUCK!!!!
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:54:19 PM EDT
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Biggest question is what the car would be. That is the star of the show. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bandit: Matthew Mcconaughey Frog: Mandy Moore Snowman: Kid Rock Smokey: Burt Reynolds Jr: the guy that played David Putty Big Enos: Kevin Hart Little Enos: Tom Lister Biggest question is what the car would be. That is the star of the show. Brand new Super Snake. 
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:54:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Johnny Knoxville as Bandit
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:54:55 PM EDT
[#11]
nope
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:55:38 PM EDT
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Remaking Smokey and the Bandit would terrible. That movie is a seventies time capsule and should not be touched at all.
ETA: Bandit would be played by LL Cool J and Snowman would be played by Brad Paisley. Eastbound and Down would be remixed into a country-rap song a la "Accidental Racist." |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:55:50 PM EDT
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Keep Kevin Hart & Will Smith out of any talk of a remake of Smokey and the Bandit... ...FUCK!!!!
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Will Smith as the Bandit! ...FUCK!!!!
Oh come on now. Picture a car chase/jump with the song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" as the soundtrack. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:56:54 PM EDT
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Keep Kevin Hart & Will Smith out of any talk of a remake of Smokey and the Bandit... ...FUCK!!!!
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Will Smith as the Bandit! ...FUCK!!!!
But they can have a racist truck stop scene where will beats a 88 member and don't forget the new theme song! |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:00:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Stop trying to ruin my memories.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:01:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Biggest question is what the car would be. That is the star of the show. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bandit: Matthew Mcconaughey Frog: Mandy Moore Snowman: Kid Rock Smokey: Burt Reynolds Jr: the guy that played David Putty Big Enos: Kevin Hart Little Enos: Tom Lister Biggest question is what the car would be. That is the star of the show. Good question. There aren't T-Tops anymore. Mustang convertible? Camaro convertible? |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:01:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Biggest question is what the car would be. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bandit: Matthew Mcconaughey Frog: Mandy Moore Snowman: Kid Rock Smokey: Burt Reynolds Jr: the guy that played David Putty Big Enos: Kevin Hart Little Enos: Tom Lister Biggest question is what the car would be. No, it isn't. Replacing the TA would be just as bad as replacing the General Lee. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:03:45 PM EDT
[#18]
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Johnny Knoxville as Bandit He might make a good Snowman. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:05:24 PM EDT
[#19]
they make a TA kit for the camaro.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:05:29 PM EDT
[#20]
I just threw up a little.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:08:49 PM EDT
[#21]
I'm not going to even try to think of a Smokey remake, because I don't think I could bring myself to watch it.
However, damn you people. I was going to go to bed soon, now I'm opening up my copy of the movie off an external hard disk. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:08:59 PM EDT
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No, it isn't. Replacing the TA would be just as bad as replacing the General Lee. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bandit: Matthew Mcconaughey Frog: Mandy Moore Snowman: Kid Rock Smokey: Burt Reynolds Jr: the guy that played David Putty Big Enos: Kevin Hart Little Enos: Tom Lister Biggest question is what the car would be. No, it isn't. Replacing the TA would be just as bad as replacing the General Lee. This is the correct answer. This will fail from the start because you cannot replace the star of the show (the car). |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:09:30 PM EDT
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Biggest question is what the car would be. That is the star of the show. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bandit: Matthew Mcconaughey Frog: Mandy Moore Snowman: Kid Rock Smokey: Burt Reynolds Jr: the guy that played David Putty Big Enos: Kevin Hart Little Enos: Tom Lister Biggest question is what the car would be. That is the star of the show. Hot Rod magazine Year One has this covered 
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:09:33 PM EDT
[#24]
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He might make a good Snowman. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Johnny Knoxville as Bandit He might make a good Snowman. Yeah he would. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:13:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh come on now. Picture a car chase/jump with the song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" as the soundtrack. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Will Smith as the Bandit! ...FUCK!!!! Oh come on now. Picture a car chase/jump with the song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" as the soundtrack.  |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:15:44 PM EDT
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Burt Reynolds laughs at the automotive fail in this thread. If they did remake the movie it would be with the car he licensed, the retromod Year One Bandit Trans Am.
And here are the people who would raise torches and pitchforks if a Ford product was used. http://thebanditrun.com/ eta: blakdak007 beat me to it. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:19:20 PM EDT
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Burt Reynolds laughs at the automotive fail in this thread. If they did remake the movie it would be with the car he licensed, the retromod Year One Bandit Trans Am. http://www.thebanditrunphotos.com/images/gallery/9ddfbd5d-0fa8-4a1c-81f5-910ffc10628d/burtinvegas20.jpg http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/42/dd/f5/42ddf51442bcc38795c5f277c8b73192.jpg And here are the people who would raise torches and pitchforks if a Ford product was used. http://thebanditrun.com/ eta: blakdak007 beat me to it. Shit you're right, Year One, not Hot Rod  I think it was featured in HR but yeah...
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:22:32 PM EDT
[#28]
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Bandit: Matthew Mcconaughey Frog: Mandy Moore Snowman: Kid Rock Smokey: Burt Reynolds Jr: the guy that played David Putty Big Enos: Kevin Hart Little Enos: Tom Lister NO. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:23:19 PM EDT
[#29]
The cast would be all black with a couple of stupid white guys thrown in.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:28:21 PM EDT
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Shit you're right, Year One, not Hot Rod I think it was featured in HR but yeah...Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Burt Reynolds laughs at the automotive fail in this thread. If they did remake the movie it would be with the car he licensed, the retromod Year One Bandit Trans Am. http://www.thebanditrunphotos.com/images/gallery/9ddfbd5d-0fa8-4a1c-81f5-910ffc10628d/burtinvegas20.jpg http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/42/dd/f5/42ddf51442bcc38795c5f277c8b73192.jpg And here are the people who would raise torches and pitchforks if a Ford product was used. http://thebanditrun.com/ eta: blakdak007 beat me to it. Shit you're right, Year One, not Hot Rod I think it was featured in HR but yeah...I swear it was just a lucky guess and not because I've been drooling over them like a wolf standing over a flock of sheep.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 7:30:56 PM EDT
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they make a TA kit for the camaro. http://www.transamflorida.com/hurst%2014.jpg  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H281oLJJmI0NO
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Posted: 6/17/2014 8:21:10 PM EDT
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Burt Reynolds laughs at the automotive fail in this thread. If they did remake the movie it would be with the car he licensed, the retromod Year One Bandit Trans Am. http://www.thebanditrunphotos.com/images/gallery/9ddfbd5d-0fa8-4a1c-81f5-910ffc10628d/burtinvegas20.jpg http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/42/dd/f5/42ddf51442bcc38795c5f277c8b73192.jpg And here are the people who would raise torches and pitchforks if a Ford product was used. http://thebanditrun.com/ eta: blakdak007 beat me to it. 
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Posted: 6/17/2014 8:29:37 PM EDT
[#33]
Never mind
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Posted: 6/17/2014 8:46:03 PM EDT
[#34]
I think OP has a decent list. I'm not sure a remake would work though given the large CB radio component and the beer thing. I guess you could be smuggling weed from Colorado and using Twitter.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 8:46:48 PM EDT
[#35]
Maybe they could work Snoop Dogg into the cast somehow?
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Posted: 6/17/2014 8:50:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Please, do not mess with perfection.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 8:52:17 PM EDT
[#37]
This thread is blasphemy!
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. NO REMAKE! |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 8:54:45 PM EDT
[#38]
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This thread is blasphemy!
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. NO REMAKE! QFT. I am disappoint OP. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 8:58:24 PM EDT
[#39]
Bandit: Walton Goggins
Frog: Lena Heady Snowman: Johnny Knoxville Smokey: Steven Van Zandt Jr: Javier Bardem Big Enos: Will Ferrel Little Enos: Steve Buscemi |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 9:00:12 PM EDT
[#40]
That movie cannot be remade for two reasons:
1. Hollywood remakes suck and jumped the shark long ago... 2. Jackie Gleason's character, Buford T. Justice is not possible to replace or even do justice (pun intended) to. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 9:00:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2014 9:30:58 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryThe fact that OP is about to be banned is not germane to the situation.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 9:41:45 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That movie cannot be remade for two reasons: 1. Hollywood remakes suck and jumped the shark long ago... 2. Jackie Gleason's character, Buford T. Justice is not possible to replace or even do justice (pun intended) to. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 9:48:09 PM EDT
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nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope NO Worth posting twice. Get yer own icons, millenials. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 9:50:49 PM EDT
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No, it isn't. Replacing the TA would be just as bad as replacing the General Lee. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bandit: Matthew Mcconaughey Frog: Mandy Moore Snowman: Kid Rock Smokey: Burt Reynolds Jr: the guy that played David Putty Big Enos: Kevin Hart Little Enos: Tom Lister Biggest question is what the car would be. No, it isn't. Replacing the TA would be just as bad as replacing the General Lee. I'm pretty sure that would be fo time for me. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 10:07:49 PM EDT
[#46]
They already made Denzel "The Equalizer", I figure more black actors will take parts formerly played by white actors.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 10:12:09 PM EDT
[#47]
This thread sucks OP and you should feel bad.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 10:15:34 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope NO I'm gonna go with this. Remaking Smokey and the Bandit makes about as much sense as letting Mapplethorpe redo the Mona Lisa, on top of the original Mona Lisa. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 10:22:43 PM EDT
[#49]
Anyone other than Jackie Gleason would just make Buford T. Justice look like a possums pecker.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 10:24:02 PM EDT
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On second thought, I could make this work, today's Hollywood style:
Bandit: Michelle Rodriguez 
Frog: Shia Lebeouf 
Snowman: Toby Keith 
Smokey: John C. McGinley 
Junior: Megan Fox 
Big Enos: Antonio Banderas 
Little Enos: Peter Dinklage 
The Car: 
...but powered by this: (NRE427TT) 
Special guest appearances by Burt Reynolds as a cook making a diablo sandwich, Vin Diesel as the leader of a tuner gang roadblocking Smokey, and Samuel L. Jackson as a Tennessee sheriff. |
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