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Posted: 10/29/2013 3:30:10 PM EST
Minding my own business when I heard a noise out back. I thought it was a stray dog, so I ripped open the door like Grant took Richmond and yelled at it with my outdoor voice.

Instead of barking I heard "ne me blesse pas, gros pénis homme nu","Je ne savais pas que les Américains étaient vraiment Bigfoot." " Non, Non, vous pouvez avoir toutes mes femmes, juste ne pas me blesser!"

Now, I don't know what any of that New Yourk city speak means, so I told them "hey... you messicans... get on outta he-ah!" So they did. I expected them to drive off on their little 4 wheeler and take their lunch, but who was I to complain.

They were Special Forces, or something.






Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:34:57 PM EST
If that is your dinner picture I don't see a reload?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:36:24 PM EST
how many reverse gears does it have?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:36:41 PM EST
9/10
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:36:46 PM EST
Going by the wine and the picnic outlay I'd say you saved the mayor's son's anal virginity.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:36:51 PM EST
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I seized Mexico.

Your milkshake, I will drink it up.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:37:16 PM EST
Wineglass?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:37:17 PM EST
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All of them.

ETA: I think it backed into my yard.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:40:26 PM EST
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I seized Mexico.

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Originally Posted By MWG:
If that is your dinner picture I don't see a reload?



I seized Mexico.



Why?

Like saying I conquered Antarctica....

Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:42:47 PM EST
That ham looks great but real Frenchman would have cheese and bread too.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:45:00 PM EST
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I don't care if they are from Mars!


How can I learn more about the vehicle?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:45:31 PM EST
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I seized Mexico.

Your milkshake, I will drink it up.
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Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
Originally Posted By MWG:
If that is your dinner picture I don't see a reload?



I seized Mexico.

Your milkshake, I will drink it up.

France, actually. But that ain't anything to write home about...
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:46:48 PM EST



That's a lot of ham.


Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:49:32 PM EST
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There was two cans of Bega.

Fuck guys... I ain't hollywood here.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:52:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
There was two cans of Bega.

Fuck guys... I ain't hollywood here.
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Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
Originally Posted By weptek911:
That ham looks great but real Frenchman would have cheese and bread too.
There was two cans of Bega.

Fuck guys... I ain't hollywood here.

I didn't recognize it as cheese. / Great pictures I should have said. Cool little mule. What is it?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:57:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 4:01:46 PM EST
Looks Mexican to me..it is running space-saver spares on at least 3 wheels after all.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 4:02:28 PM EST
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I didn't recognize it as cheese. / Great pictures I should have said. Cool little mule. What is it?
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Originally Posted By weptek911:
Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
Originally Posted By weptek911:
That ham looks great but real Frenchman would have cheese and bread too.
There was two cans of Bega.

Fuck guys... I ain't hollywood here.

I didn't recognize it as cheese. / Great pictures I should have said. Cool little mule. What is it?
Some surrender Monkey airborne vehicle. Lohr something or other.

Wicked cool though. 1.6l air cooled gas engine. All wheel drive, all aluminum...well everything.. hence my BFL magnet on the ham.

The alternator needs fixing, so I have to round up some brushes that will be filed to fit. Probably going to cost the man a 12 pack or two for this level of depot repair.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 4:04:13 PM EST
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I think they were coming to break your can openers.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 4:06:07 PM EST
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Those Bastards!!!!111!
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 4:08:48 PM EST
Are you sure he didn't say "fesses" instead of "femmes?"
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 4:10:19 PM EST
Looks like it could be a lot of fun. New tires and away you go!
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 4:54:18 PM EST
Can anyone translate Messican?


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