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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:30:10 PM EDT
Minding my own business when I heard a noise out back. I thought it was a stray dog, so I ripped open the door like Grant took Richmond and yelled at it with my outdoor voice.
Instead of barking I heard "ne me blesse pas, gros pénis homme nu","Je ne savais pas que les Américains étaient vraiment Bigfoot." " Non, Non, vous pouvez avoir toutes mes femmes, juste ne pas me blesser!" Now, I don't know what any of that New Yourk city speak means, so I told them "hey... you messicans... get on outta he-ah!" So they did. I expected them to drive off on their little 4 wheeler and take their lunch, but who was I to complain. They were Special Forces, or something.     |
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:34:57 PM EDT
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If that is your dinner picture I don't see a reload?
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:36:24 PM EDT
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how many reverse gears does it have?
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:36:41 PM EDT
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9/10
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:36:46 PM EDT
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Going by the wine and the picnic outlay I'd say you saved the mayor's son's anal virginity.
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:36:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If that is your dinner picture I don't see a reload?  I seized Mexico. Your milkshake, I will drink it up.
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:37:16 PM EDT
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Wineglass?
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:37:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: how many reverse gears does it have?  All of them. ETA: I think it backed into my yard. |
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:40:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I seized Mexico. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If that is your dinner picture I don't see a reload?
I seized Mexico. Why? Like saying I conquered Antarctica....
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:42:47 PM EDT
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That ham looks great but real Frenchman would have cheese and bread too.
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:45:00 PM EDT
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I don't care if they are from Mars!
How can I learn more about the vehicle? |
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:45:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I seized Mexico. Your milkshake, I will drink it up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If that is your dinner picture I don't see a reload?
I seized Mexico. Your milkshake, I will drink it up. France, actually. But that ain't anything to write home about... |
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:46:48 PM EDT
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That's a lot of ham. |
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:49:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That ham looks great but real Frenchman would have cheese and bread too. Fuck guys... I ain't hollywood here.
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:52:35 PM EDT
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There was two cans of Bega. Fuck guys... I ain't hollywood here. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That ham looks great but real Frenchman would have cheese and bread too. Fuck guys... I ain't hollywood here. I didn't recognize it as cheese. / Great pictures I should have said. Cool little mule. What is it? |
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Posted: 10/29/2013 4:57:05 PM EDT
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Next time tell them this
Gringo es muy malo
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Posted: 10/29/2013 5:01:46 PM EDT
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Looks Mexican to me..it is running space-saver spares on at least 3 wheels after all.
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Posted: 10/29/2013 5:02:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't recognize it as cheese. / Great pictures I should have said. Cool little mule. What is it? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: That ham looks great but real Frenchman would have cheese and bread too. Fuck guys... I ain't hollywood here. I didn't recognize it as cheese. / Great pictures I should have said. Cool little mule. What is it? Wicked cool though. 1.6l air cooled gas engine. All wheel drive, all aluminum...well everything.. hence my BFL magnet on the ham. The alternator needs fixing, so I have to round up some brushes that will be filed to fit.
 Probably going to cost the man a 12 pack or two for this level of depot repair. |
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Posted: 10/29/2013 5:04:13 PM EDT
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I think they were coming to break your can openers.
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Posted: 10/29/2013 5:06:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think they were coming to break your can openers.  Those Bastards!!!!111! |
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Posted: 10/29/2013 5:08:48 PM EDT
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Are you sure he didn't say "fesses" instead of "femmes?"
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Posted: 10/29/2013 5:10:19 PM EDT
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Looks like it could be a lot of fun. New tires and away you go!
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Posted: 10/29/2013 5:54:18 PM EDT
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Can anyone translate Messican?
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