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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:54:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 9:19:07 PM EDT by Lockedon]
For the past couple weeks me and my fiancee have been JOKING around about how her job is to stay in the kitchen bakeing pie....Well, yesterday I was playing on my xbox in my living room, and she came to me and said, "baby I'm bored". I replied (jokingly) "Get in the kitchen and bake me a PIE!" Her response was: "sure honey, can I get you a beer?"
Sure enough, I ended up with a coke (as I requested instead) and I delicious strawberry-banana pie.
I FREAKIN' LOVE HER!!!
(eating pie as I type)

Here's a pic of Mrs. Lockedon to be: (ETA - more on pg2)
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:55:10 PM EDT
can i eat her pie?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:55:29 PM EDT
post pics of her PIE!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:55:51 PM EDT
I havent been getting any pie at all
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:56:00 PM EDT
typing, eating pie....

I have seen some positions but

what page is that on?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:56:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:56:03 PM EDT
btw, does she have a sister? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:57:07 PM EDT
This thread is worthless without pics!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:57:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 6:57:51 PM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
For the past couple weeks me and my fiancee have been JOKING around about how her job is to stay in the kitchen bakeing pie....Well, yesterday I was playing on my xbox in my living room, and she came to me and said, "baby I'm bored". I replied (jokingly) "Get in the kitchen and bake me a PIE!" Her response was: "sure honey, can I get you a beer?"
Sure enough, I ended up with a coke (as I requested instead) and I delicious strawberry-banana pie.
I FREAKIN' LOVE HER!!!
(eating pie as I type)



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Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:57:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 8:14:57 PM EDT by CSM]
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:57:38 PM EDT
PIE!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:59:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 6:59:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
For the past couple weeks me and my fiancee have been JOKING around about how her job is to stay in the kitchen bakeing pie....Well, yesterday I was playing on my xbox in my living room, and she came to me and said, "baby I'm bored". I replied (jokingly) "Get in the kitchen and bake me a PIE!" Her response was: "sure honey, can I get you a beer?"
Sure enough, I ended up with a coke (as I requested instead) and I delicious strawberry-banana pie.
I FREAKIN' LOVE HER!!!
(eating pie as I type)



General Guidelines
1.) comments of a racial, religious, or sexual nature. This includes your username, signature line, and title. Site Staff and Moderators reserve the right to edit these items and to remove your ability to modify them in the future.


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I'm dead serious! I'm having BANANA STRAWBERRY PIE RIGHT NOW
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:00:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 7:03:12 PM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]
yeah, right!


BANANA STRAWBERRY PIE RIGHT NOW

We all know what a banana is symbolic of. And normally, it is referred to as a cherry, but I can see how strawberry would work too, I guess.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:02:04 PM EDT
She has a TAT on her lower back!

Run, it is, a Trap!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:02:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
This thread is worthless without pics!!!



the call has been answered
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:03:02 PM EDT
does she post here or is that an ex??
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:04:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By torstin:
does she post here or is that an ex??



The EX used to post on here....Mrs Lockedon doesn't yet
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:05:19 PM EDT
...I hate you.

I have no pie, no girlfriend, nor an X-Box.


Worst of all, I have no pie. Damn you!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:05:50 PM EDT
She's cute, but is she legal?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:06:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
This thread is worthless without more pics!!!

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:06:58 PM EDT
good work LD!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:07:09 PM EDT
PIE is GOOD! Eat it OFTEN!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:09:07 PM EDT
Post a pic of her lower receiver.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:10:36 PM EDT
That's cool. Congrats.


But when you have a GF that buys you a Colt HBAR for Father's Day (and you're not the father of her children) and a S&W .357 for a birthday, as well as a Browning Buckmark for a Christmas present, you'll have found a real keeper, as I have.

Plus, she's from the sticks in Kentucky and she really knows how to cook, though I sometimes have to tease her to get her to cook really good and unusual things.

FROM SCRATCH black-eyed peas and cornbread, chicken & dumplings, collared greens, etc. Mmmmm.....
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:11:35 PM EDT
Let’s be reasonable.

1) That’s your woman?
2) “me and my fiancee have been JOKING around about how her job is to stay in the kitchen bakeing pie.” LOL, you’d be dead by now.
3) “…she came to me and said, "baby I'm bored". This is obviously a vision from a single man suffering through several hurricanes in 2 months. (See; cabin fever)
4) "Get in the kitchen and bake me a PIE!" (You didn’t survive fucking number 2! She’d rip the shower rod out of the bathroom and have you “posted” in the front yard.)

Or, I could be wrong and you’re a lucky SOB!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:15:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Attman:
Let’s be reasonable.

1) That’s your woman?
2) “me and my fiancee have been JOKING around about how her job is to stay in the kitchen bakeing pie.” LOL, you’d be dead by now.
3) “…she came to me and said, "baby I'm bored". This is obviously a vision from a single man suffering through several hurricanes in 2 months. (See; cabin fever)
4) "Get in the kitchen and bake me a PIE!" (You didn’t survive fucking number 2! She’d rip the shower rod out of the bathroom and have you “posted” in the front yard.)

Or, I could be wrong and you’re a lucky SOB!



I'm a lucky SOB and here's a pic to prove it. Here's Lockedon and the Mrs's.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:35:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sturmwehr:
...I hate you.

I have no pie, no girlfriend, nor an X-Box.


Worst of all, I have no pie. Damn you!!!




+1

I do have a PS2, tho!



Vulcan94
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:39:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:47:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:51:02 PM EDT
Well done.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 7:56:26 PM EDT
I like pie.

Bearded claim pie is my favorite.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:00:54 PM EDT
Less eating pie and more cleaning house!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:05:15 PM EDT
She's much too good for the likes of you.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:11:03 PM EDT
How in the hell do you do that?



lucky bastard.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:11:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By azexarms:
Transmission to follow....

India...
Hotel...
India...

Over...

D.
AZEX



huh?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:12:54 PM EDT
congrats!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:14:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By Attman:
Let’s be reasonable.

1) That’s your woman?
2) “me and my fiancee have been JOKING around about how her job is to stay in the kitchen bakeing pie.” LOL, you’d be dead by now.
3) “…she came to me and said, "baby I'm bored". This is obviously a vision from a single man suffering through several hurricanes in 2 months. (See; cabin fever)
4) "Get in the kitchen and bake me a PIE!" (You didn’t survive fucking number 2! She’d rip the shower rod out of the bathroom and have you “posted” in the front yard.)

Or, I could be wrong and you’re a lucky SOB!



I'm a lucky SOB and here's a pic to prove it. Here's Lockedon and the Mrs's.
tinypic.com/acs3c



If you are over the age of 19 you need a shave.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:27:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By azexarms:
Transmission to follow....

India...
Hotel...
India...

Over...

D.
AZEX



huh?






Duh, he's saying "I'd hit it".
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:30:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By A_G:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By azexarms:
Transmission to follow....

India...
Hotel...
India...

Over...

D.
AZEX



huh?






Duh, he's saying "I'd hit it".



oh yeah duh! I get it...stay away from my girl you bastard
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:42:05 PM EDT
Looks like you've got a great thing going there Lockedon.
Congrats.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:46:16 PM EDT
... Now, I get a lot of you guys that I haven't met mixed up sometimes, but is that "Cloning Bagels"?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:49:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By A_G:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By azexarms:
Transmission to follow....

India...
Hotel...
India...

Over...

D.
AZEX



huh?






Duh, he's saying "I'd hit it".



+1

You wouldn't have to twist my arm.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:57:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... Now, I get a lot of you guys that I haven't met mixed up sometimes, but is that "Cloning Bagels"?




No, I get that a lot...acctually you're the second to ask that in this thread alone. No Cloning bagels and I haven't been going out for a loooonnnng time. We weren't even going out when she started posting on here...
Now, me and CB aren't even friends anymore.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:00:18 PM EDT
Why do people post pics of their girls here when they KNOW they are going to get those responses?

She has a nice ass I have to say.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:03:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 9:11:20 PM EDT by Lockedon]

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Why do people post pics of their girls here when they KNOW they are going to get those responses?

She has a nice ass I have to say.



I don't care...I was kidding: I take it as a compliment and it shows that I have good taste..

Having said that, here's one more because you're nice people

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:04:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Why do people post pics of their girls here when they KNOW they are going to get those responses?

She has a nice ass I have to say.



I don't care...I was kidding: I take it as a compliment and it shows that I have good taste.



The top part wasn't a serious comment but the bottom was
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:06:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:
Less eating pie and more cleaning house!




LOL!!!!!!!!


My thoughts exactly!!!!!!


Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:10:17 PM EDT
What Xbox game were you playing?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:11:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
What Xbox game were you playing?



Star Wars Battlefront...awesome game I might add...
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:12:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rainman:
Post a pic of her lower receiver.


Has she got DA SWITCH??
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