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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:54:03 PM EDT
For the past couple weeks me and my fiancee have been JOKING around about how her job is to stay in the kitchen bakeing pie....Well, yesterday I was playing on my xbox in my living room, and she came to me and said, "baby I'm bored". I replied (jokingly) "Get in the kitchen and bake me a PIE!" Her response was: "sure honey, can I get you a beer?"
 Sure enough, I ended up with a coke (as I requested instead) and I delicious strawberry-banana pie. I FREAKIN' LOVE HER!!! (eating pie as I type) Here's a pic of Mrs. Lockedon to be: (ETA - more on pg2) |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:55:10 PM EDT
[#1]
can i eat her pie?
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:55:29 PM EDT
[#2]
post pics of her PIE!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:55:51 PM EDT
[#3]
I havent been getting any pie at all
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:56:00 PM EDT
[#4]
typing, eating pie....
I have seen some positions but what page is that on? |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:56:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:56:03 PM EDT
[#6]
btw, does she have a sister? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:57:07 PM EDT
[#7]
This thread is worthless without pics!!!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:57:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:57:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:57:38 PM EDT
[#10]
PIE!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:59:20 PM EDT
[#11]
Let me be the first to say.......
ITS A TRAP! |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 6:59:57 PM EDT
[#12]
I'm dead serious! I'm having BANANA STRAWBERRY PIE RIGHT NOW |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:00:40 PM EDT
[#13]
yeah, right!
We all know what a banana is symbolic of. And normally, it is referred to as a cherry, but I can see how strawberry would work too, I guess. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:02:04 PM EDT
[#14]
She has a TAT on her lower back!
Run, it is, a Trap! |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:02:51 PM EDT
[#15]
the call has been answered |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:03:02 PM EDT
[#16]
does she post here or is that an ex??
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:04:36 PM EDT
[#17]
The EX used to post on here....Mrs Lockedon doesn't yet |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:05:19 PM EDT
[#18]
...I hate you.
I have no pie, no girlfriend, nor an X-Box. Worst of all, I have no pie. Damn you!!! |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:05:50 PM EDT
[#19]
She's cute, but is she legal?
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:06:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:06:58 PM EDT
[#21]
good work LD!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:07:09 PM EDT
[#22]
PIE is GOOD! Eat it OFTEN!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:09:07 PM EDT
[#23]
Post a pic of her lower receiver.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:10:36 PM EDT
[#24]
That's cool. Congrats.
But when you have a GF that buys you a Colt HBAR for Father's Day (and you're not the father of her children) and a S&W .357 for a birthday, as well as a Browning Buckmark for a Christmas present, you'll have found a real keeper, as I have.  Plus, she's from the sticks in Kentucky and she really knows how to cook, though I sometimes have to tease her to get her to cook really good and unusual things. FROM SCRATCH black-eyed peas and cornbread, chicken & dumplings, collared greens, etc. Mmmmm..... |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:11:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Let’s be reasonable.
1) That’s your woman? 2) “me and my fiancee have been JOKING around about how her job is to stay in the kitchen bakeing pie.” LOL, you’d be dead by now. 3) “…she came to me and said, "baby I'm bored". This is obviously a vision from a single man suffering through several hurricanes in 2 months. (See; cabin fever) 4) "Get in the kitchen and bake me a PIE!" (You didn’t survive fucking number 2! She’d rip the shower rod out of the bathroom and have you “posted” in the front yard.) Or, I could be wrong and you’re a lucky SOB!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:15:57 PM EDT
[#26]
I'm a lucky SOB and here's a pic to prove it. Here's Lockedon and the Mrs's. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:35:10 PM EDT
[#27]
+1 I do have a PS2, tho! Vulcan94 |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:39:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Transmission to follow....
India... Hotel... India... Over... D. AZEX 
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:47:36 PM EDT
[#29]
She doesn't happen to work in the pastry type industry does she? That'd be bad ju-ju.........
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:51:02 PM EDT
[#30]
Well done.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 7:56:26 PM EDT
[#31]
I like pie.
Bearded claim pie is my favorite. 
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:00:54 PM EDT
[#32]
Less eating pie and more cleaning house!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:05:15 PM EDT
[#33]
She's much too good for the likes of you.
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:11:03 PM EDT
[#34]
How in the hell do you do that?
lucky bastard. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:11:45 PM EDT
[#35]
huh? |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:12:54 PM EDT
[#36]
congrats!
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:14:41 PM EDT
[#37]
If you are over the age of 19 you need a shave. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:27:36 PM EDT
[#38]
 Duh, he's saying "I'd hit it". |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:30:10 PM EDT
[#39]
oh yeah duh! I get it...stay away from my girl you bastard
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:42:05 PM EDT
[#40]
Looks like you've got a great thing going there Lockedon.
Congrats. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:46:16 PM EDT
[#41]
... Now, I get a lot of you guys that I haven't met mixed up sometimes, but is that "Cloning Bagels"?
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:49:44 PM EDT
[#42]
+1 You wouldn't have to twist my arm. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:57:58 PM EDT
[#43]
No, I get that a lot...acctually you're the second to ask that in this thread alone. No Cloning bagels and I haven't been going out for a loooonnnng time. We weren't even going out when she started posting on here... Now, me and CB aren't even friends anymore. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 9:00:18 PM EDT
[#44]
Why do people post pics of their girls here when they KNOW they are going to get those responses?
She has a nice ass I have to say. |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 9:03:34 PM EDT
[#45]
I don't care...I was kidding: I take it as a compliment and it shows that I have good taste.. Having said that, here's one more because you're nice people |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 9:04:21 PM EDT
[#46]
The top part wasn't a serious comment but the bottom was |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 9:06:53 PM EDT
[#47]
LOL!!!!!!!! My thoughts exactly!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 9:10:17 PM EDT
[#48]
What Xbox game were you playing?
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Posted: 9/27/2004 9:11:58 PM EDT
[#49]
Star Wars Battlefront...awesome game I might add... |
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Posted: 9/27/2004 9:12:42 PM EDT
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