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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:28:59 PM EDT
In the laundry basket.
  
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:29:43 PM EDT
[#1]
Kill it with FIRE
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:30:12 PM EDT
[#2]
Eat it
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:30:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:30:34 PM EDT
[#4]
Better than coming home from your "business trip" with crabs
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:30:34 PM EDT
[#5]
OMG, what part of PA are you in?
I am moving. (really though, what type of spider is it?) |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:31:35 PM EDT
[#6]
If you lived in Florida, a baby like that wouldn't even phase ya!
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:31:37 PM EDT
[#7]
If it has a fiddle design on it's back, nuke from orbit!!! it's a brown recluse.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:32:37 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Kill it with FIRE and then: Quoted:
Eat it |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:34:25 PM EDT
[#9]
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If it has a fiddle design on it's back, nuke from orbit!!! it's a brown recluse. It's obviously way too big to be a BR. You people are hysterical. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:34:45 PM EDT
[#10]
 The fuck is my mother in law doing in Pa.?
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:34:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Fucker's ready for battle in the last pic.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:36:55 PM EDT
[#12]
put it in the microwave!!!!!
or put it back outside either way |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:37:30 PM EDT
[#13]
At least its not in bed with yer ole lady.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:37:30 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
The fuck is my mother in law doing in Pa.?
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:37:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Dump some gas on that mofo and send his ass back to hell where it belongs.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:37:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:38:43 PM EDT
[#17]
You know it's got a nest of eggs somewhere hidden, just waiting to hatch another thousand or so of those.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:38:45 PM EDT
[#18]
dibs on guns and ammo when its brother bites you
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:38:51 PM EDT
[#19]
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If you lived in Florida, a baby like that wouldn't even phase ya! truth.. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:39:35 PM EDT
[#20]
Waitn for some dinna pics
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:39:58 PM EDT
[#21]
*squeals like little girl*
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:40:19 PM EDT
[#22]
Wolf?
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:42:13 PM EDT
[#23]
I'd move.
Or never come home again maybe. I hate spiders. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:44:22 PM EDT
[#24]
Toss him outside. They eat bugs so no sense in killing him.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:44:24 PM EDT
[#25]
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If it has a fiddle design on it's back, nuke from orbit!!! it's a brown recluse. It's a "high speed racing spider". Or that's what I call them. If you've ever seen them on a tiled floor and stomped your foot next to them they can scamper off faster than you thought a spider could ever run. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:44:51 PM EDT
[#26]
NAPALM!!!!!
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:46:07 PM EDT
[#27]
In the laundry basket? Was it sniffing your drawers?
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:51:04 PM EDT
[#28]
You know when there is one there wil be others. Good luck sleeping tonight.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:51:11 PM EDT
[#29]
That's a rare one.
It's the Cockiphillus Maximost, whose venom is used in popular penis enlargement formulas. Put him on your pecker and tease him, you'll see results almost immediately. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:52:47 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
That's a rare one. It's the Cockiphillus Maximost, whose venom is used in popular penis enlargement formulas. Put him on your pecker and tease him, you'll see results almost immediately.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:52:58 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: You know it's got a nest of eggs somewhere hidden, just waiting to hatch another thousand or so of those. Damn, and I liked you up until that post. I'll be sleeping in the truck. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:54:21 PM EDT
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You know when there is one there wil be others. Good luck sleeping tonight. oh fuck you, now I'm up for the night.. 
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:54:48 PM EDT
[#33]
I'd recommend a nice chardonnay with that.....
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:55:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: That's a rare one. It's the Cockiphillus Maximost, whose venom is used in popular penis enlargement formulas. Put him on your pecker and tease him, you'll see results almost immediately. I thought you were right at first. When it was running around, the treatment worked. Now. Not so much. I think I'll go to the doctor on Monday. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:57:45 PM EDT
[#35]
put a vaccum seal lid on that jar and go to town
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:11:18 PM EDT
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Toss him outside. They eat bugs so no sense in killing him. That. Holy cow the amount of little girl squealing that comes out of some people over a simple little arachnid...... |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:12:28 PM EDT
[#37]
I would burn my house down if I found that.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:14:50 PM EDT
[#38]
After getting him good and angry I dumpped him in the bushes outside.
I hope he eats all the nasties in the garden. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:16:29 PM EDT
[#39]
Just a wolf spider. There are thousands living in our yard and surrounding woods. Its a harmless beneficial spider.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:16:58 PM EDT
[#40]
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After getting him good and angry I dumpped him in the bushes outside. I hope he eats all the nasties in the garden. See??? That wasn't so hard. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:19:18 PM EDT
[#41]
You FAIL for not applying FIRE.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:20:03 PM EDT
[#42]
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After getting him good and angry I dumpped him in the bushes outside. I hope he eats all the nasties in the garden. Your a good citizen. Those little guys eat mosquito's. I never kill spiders if I can help it. Put them outside and let em' eat. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:22:13 PM EDT
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I just bayonetted a nice, fat, juicy-looking spider with the spike bayonet on my SKS.
Overkill? Maybe. Didn't have anything else that'd reach, though... |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:23:51 PM EDT
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3/10 no gun, no napkin.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:23:54 PM EDT
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Kill it with FIRE That's funny because that was my first thought. btw, where's frige. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:24:42 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
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Toss him outside. They eat bugs so no sense in killing him. That. Holy cow the amount of little girl squealing that comes out of some people over a simple little arachnid...... Says the guy with pigeon problems... |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:26:41 PM EDT
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Johnny Reno's Rules of Life 1) If it doesn't have two or four legs, it dies. 2) If it considers me to be a meal, it dies. Your spider is currently in violation of rule #1. |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:32:33 PM EDT
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harmless critter
do as you wish |
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:35:30 PM EDT
[#49]
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Better than coming home from your "business trip" with then catching the crabs from the wife.
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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:36:11 PM EDT
[#50]
did you shit your pants?
i probably would have |
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