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Posted: 3/28/2009 7:28:59 PM EDT
In the laundry basket.





Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:29:43 PM EDT
Kill it with FIRE
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:30:12 PM EDT
Eat it
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:30:21 PM EDT
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:30:34 PM EDT
Better than coming home from your "business trip" with crabs
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:30:34 PM EDT
OMG, what part of PA are you in?

I am moving.

(really though, what type of spider is it?)
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:31:35 PM EDT
If you lived in Florida, a baby like that wouldn't even phase ya!
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:31:37 PM EDT
If it has a fiddle design on it's back, nuke from orbit!!! it's a brown recluse.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:32:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GotSig556:
Kill it with FIRE


and then:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Eat it
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:34:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ARkie:
If it has a fiddle design on it's back, nuke from orbit!!! it's a brown recluse.


It's obviously way too big to be a BR.

You people are hysterical.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:34:45 PM EDT
The fuck is my mother in law doing in Pa.?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:34:50 PM EDT
Fucker's ready for battle in the last pic.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:36:55 PM EDT
put it in the microwave!!!!!











or put it back outside either way
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:37:30 PM EDT
At least its not in bed with yer ole lady.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:37:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pangea:
The fuck is my mother in law doing in Pa.?


Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:37:51 PM EDT
Dump some gas on that mofo and send his ass back to hell where it belongs.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:37:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:38:43 PM EDT
You know it's got a nest of eggs somewhere hidden, just waiting to hatch another thousand or so of those.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:38:45 PM EDT
dibs on guns and ammo when its brother bites you
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:38:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TC6969:
If you lived in Florida, a baby like that wouldn't even phase ya!



truth..
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:39:35 PM EDT
Waitn for some dinna pics
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:39:58 PM EDT
*squeals like little girl*
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:40:19 PM EDT
Wolf?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:42:13 PM EDT
I'd move.
Or never come home again maybe. I hate spiders.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:44:22 PM EDT
Toss him outside. They eat bugs so no sense in killing him.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:44:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ARkie:
If it has a fiddle design on it's back, nuke from orbit!!! it's a brown recluse.


It's a "high speed racing spider".

Or that's what I call them.

If you've ever seen them on a tiled floor and stomped your foot next to them they can scamper off faster than you thought a spider could ever run.

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:44:51 PM EDT
NAPALM!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:46:07 PM EDT
In the laundry basket? Was it sniffing your drawers?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:51:04 PM EDT
You know when there is one there wil be others. Good luck sleeping tonight.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:51:11 PM EDT
That's a rare one.

It's the Cockiphillus Maximost, whose venom is used in popular penis enlargement formulas.

Put him on your pecker and tease him, you'll see results almost immediately.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:52:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MACD:
That's a rare one.

It's the Cockiphillus Maximost, whose venom is used in popular penis enlargement formulas.

Put him on your pecker and tease him, you'll see results almost immediately.



Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:52:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By txgp17:
You know it's got a nest of eggs somewhere hidden, just waiting to hatch another thousand or so of those.


Damn, and I liked you up until that post.


I'll be sleeping in the truck.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:54:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By getchevyn:
You know when there is one there wil be others. Good luck sleeping tonight.


oh fuck you, now I'm up for the night..
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:54:48 PM EDT
I'd recommend a nice chardonnay with that.....
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:55:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MACD:
That's a rare one.

It's the Cockiphillus Maximost, whose venom is used in popular penis enlargement formulas.

Put him on your pecker and tease him, you'll see results almost immediately.


I thought you were right at first.

When it was running around, the treatment worked.


Now.

Not so much.



I think I'll go to the doctor on Monday.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 7:57:45 PM EDT
put a vaccum seal lid on that jar and go to town
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:11:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Toss him outside. They eat bugs so no sense in killing him.


That.

Holy cow the amount of little girl squealing that comes out of some people over a simple little arachnid......

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:12:28 PM EDT
I would burn my house down if I found that.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:14:50 PM EDT
After getting him good and angry I dumpped him in the bushes outside.

I hope he eats all the nasties in the garden.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:16:29 PM EDT
Just a wolf spider. There are thousands living in our yard and surrounding woods. Its a harmless beneficial spider.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:16:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tacberry:
After getting him good and angry I dumpped him in the bushes outside.

I hope he eats all the nasties in the garden.


See??? That wasn't so hard.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:19:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 8:19:27 PM EDT by marksman121]
You FAIL for not applying FIRE.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:20:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tacberry:
After getting him good and angry I dumpped him in the bushes outside.

I hope he eats all the nasties in the garden.


Your a good citizen. Those little guys eat mosquito's. I never kill spiders if I can help it. Put them outside and let em' eat.

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:22:13 PM EDT
I just bayonetted a nice, fat, juicy-looking spider with the spike bayonet on my SKS.

Overkill? Maybe. Didn't have anything else that'd reach, though...
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:23:51 PM EDT
3/10 no gun, no napkin.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:23:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 8:24:33 PM EDT by sterling18]
Originally Posted By GotSig556:
Kill it with FIRE


That's funny because that was my first thought.

btw, where's frige.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:24:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 8:25:00 PM EDT by kayamana]
Originally Posted By Pickle:
Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Toss him outside. They eat bugs so no sense in killing him.


That.

Holy cow the amount of little girl squealing that comes out of some people over a simple little arachnid......



Says the guy with pigeon problems...
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:26:41 PM EDT


Johnny Reno's Rules of Life

1) If it doesn't have two or four legs, it dies.

2) If it considers me to be a meal, it dies.



Your spider is currently in violation of rule #1.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:32:33 PM EDT
harmless critter

do as you wish
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:35:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SGocka:
Better than coming home from your "business trip" with then catching the crabs from the wife.




Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:36:11 PM EDT
did you shit your pants?
i probably would have
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