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Posted: 10/10/2004 10:34:31 AM EST
heh heh heh!

My twins had their first soccer class today. My husband thought I had lost it when I looked at him and said "I am the enemy" and started laughing like an idiot. Inside joke I guess.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:47:31 AM EST
obviously inside enough to confuse me too, since im not a soccer mom


translation??
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:55:20 AM EST
Hey!

I resemble that remark!

Both of my kids play soccer and I LOVE to go to the games! But I DON'T have a minivan....

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 12:11:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:
obviously inside enough to confuse me too, since im not a soccer mom


translation??




oh ya know in GD they are always bashing soccer moms. Stereotypical soccer mom is a flaming liberal with Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers on their mini vans.

So I thought it was funny that I am now a "soccer mom"
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 12:38:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By DpC:

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:
obviously inside enough to confuse me too, since im not a soccer mom


translation??




oh ya know in GD they are always bashing soccer moms. Stereotypical soccer mom is a flaming liberal with Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers on their mini vans.

So I thought it was funny that I am now a "soccer mom"



oh

im a little slow, sometimes
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 2:21:44 PM EST
Somehow I don't think you will EVER end up like the Enemy Soccer Mommies. You seem to live in the real world. I hope you kids knock those other kids down and take the ball away. In a legal manner of course. Wouldn’t want to encourage bad sportsmanship. I think you need a couple of those white window stickers with a soccer ball and your kids names and one of a white AR and your name.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 2:54:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By bullethead:
Somehow I don't think you will EVER end up like the Enemy Soccer Mommies. You seem to live in the real world. I hope you kids knock those other kids down and take the ball away. In a legal manner of course. Wouldn’t want to encourage bad sportsmanship. I think you need a couple of those white window stickers with a soccer ball and your kids names and one of a white AR and your name.



+1
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 2:59:06 PM EST
The question is, are you a hot soccer mom?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:42:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:21:49 PM EST
Run on sentences make my brain hurt.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:23:26 PM EST
Did you Buy a Mini-van?
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 3:24:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
The Brady Bunch are actually the ones who tried to appeal by name directly to the soccer moms for gun control, and thus brought the term into our consciousness, and then we hijacked it as a term of derision to characterize those who are ignorant, know it, like it, and then vote their ignorance.
We also like run on sentances. But. Not sentance fragments.



The Brady Bunch would have loved my car a few years go then. I had an NRA sticker on the drivers back window and a soccer ball with shoes in it on the passenger back window

I still have one playing soccer today, love the game, but I am also very outspoken about gun rights.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 7:35:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
Did you Buy a Mini-van?



Didn't have to - already had the SUV
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 3:09:43 PM EST
I'm a soccer mom, and a swim mom. I have been a hockey mom, and a dance mom. I do not own a minivan, and I don't wear keds. There's a rebel in every crowd I guess.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 7:34:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By wifeofgunnut:
I'm a soccer mom, and a swim mom. I have been a hockey mom, and a dance mom. I do not own a minivan, and I don't wear keds. There's a rebel in every crowd I guess.



KEDS????? There are still people who actually wear KEDS? And these are the people I have to look forward to if my baby boy wants to play soccer in 5 years?



(Yes, actually I *am* a total snob. At least when it comes to footwear.)
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 7:45:59 AM EST
Soccer mom =

drives a mini-van (poorly) with a soccer ball sticker in the back window
flaming liberal
WAY anti gun but wouldn't know a gun if it jumped up and bit her butt
flaming feminist
flaming tree hugger
get's her voting advice from Oprah and soap's
anti male
anti gender roles.....unisex everything
for one world government
for the UN


feel free to add as necessary


Link Posted: 10/12/2004 9:16:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By bvmjethead:
Soccer mom =

drives a mini-van (poorly) with a soccer ball sticker in the back window
flaming liberal
WAY anti gun but wouldn't know a gun if it jumped up and bit her butt
flaming feminist
flaming tree hugger
get's her voting advice from Oprah and soap's
anti male
anti gender roles.....unisex everything
for one world government
for the UN


feel free to add as necessary





quotes Dr. Phil on a regular basis
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 9:48:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By bvmjethead:
Soccer mom =

drives a mini-van (poorly) with a soccer ball sticker in the back window
flaming liberal
WAY anti gun but wouldn't know a gun if it jumped up and bit her butt
flaming feminist
flaming tree hugger
get's her voting advice from Oprah and soap's
anti male
anti gender roles.....unisex everything
for one world government
for the UN


feel free to add as necessary





the only thing I can say that makes me a soccer mom is the fact I had a soccer ball in the rear window of my SUV (not a damn mini van) but like I said earlier, I countered that with an NRA sticker on the other side.
Link Posted: 10/12/2004 6:57:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/12/2004 7:31:46 PM EST by bullethead]
I think that an NRA sticker negates all “I’m a self intitled self-righteous soccer mom” implication.
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