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Posted: 12/18/2016 10:45:17 AM EST
Here I am thinking I get to sleep in until 8-9, be nice and rested up to watch my beloved Cleveland Browns lose another one in glorious fashion this afternoon. Around 0700 I feel the unmistakable kneeding of little cat paws on my legs. No big deal, she can lay down as well, enjoy enjoy. Then I feel a less recognizable sensation. Warm... sort of spreading.. A hand goes down and comes back... wet..? Hand to face.. smells like... PISS?!?! The little bastard pissed on me!!! And I'm not talking like, she squeezed out a drop or two. I couldn't have done a better job had I been drinking all night on a full bladder. What the fuck?? She's spayed, the window is propped open (she goes out through a back window) and the weather is fair. Fuck my life!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:47:23 AM EST
It would appear that dominance has been asserted.
Did she blade too?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:49:16 AM EST
Dogs FTW
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:49:18 AM EST
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Originally Posted By pasquale91:
It would appear that dominance has been asserted.
Did she blade too?
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She bladed at a perfect 45 right the fuck out of the room when I jumped up screaming "I'll kill you!"
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:49:29 AM EST
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It would appear that dominance has been asserted.
Did she blade too?
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Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:50:52 AM EST
uti
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:51:08 AM EST
or crystals
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:57:35 AM EST
Wtf are you doing with a cat in the first place?

Got what was coming to you. The cat will never love you. Get rid of the cat; get a dog.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:57:54 AM EST
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or crystals
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Ok I Googled "cat crystals" and apparently that's a real thing. She gets a can of wet food in the pm, and has a dish of dry out all day that she only picks at. I've had her maybe two years or so (got her off the street as a kitten, took her to the vet, had her spayed, shots, etc). This is the first time she's ever done anything like this. Is this take-her-to-the-vet serious?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:58:06 AM EST
lol @ you for owning a cat
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 10:59:28 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:01:34 AM EST
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Originally Posted By wesr228:
Wtf are you doing with a cat in the first place?

Got what was coming to you. The cat will never love you. Get rid of the cat; get a dog.
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Haha, I love dogs, but my living situation isn't really good for one. (One bedroom apt, live alone, never home during the day, no yard).
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:02:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By jonny762:
Ok I Googled "cat crystals" and apparently that's a real thing. She gets a can of wet food in the pm, and has a dish of dry out all day that she only picks at. I've had her maybe two years or so (got her off the street as a kitten, took her to the vet, had her spayed, shots, etc). This is the first time she's ever done anything like this. Is this take-her-to-the-vet serious?
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It is if you would like her to stop peeing on stuff.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:03:13 AM EST
All joking aside. Call your vet, see what they think.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:06:09 AM EST
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Originally Posted By jonny762:
Haha, I love dogs, but my living situation isn't really good for one. (One bedroom apt, live alone, never home during the day, no yard).
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Fair enough. Good luck with the cat. Hope it was just a one time thing.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:14:15 AM EST
Don't understand why people would subject themselves to cats.  They're all essentially bipolar.  And then one small health issue, and you wake up in the most persistent foul smelling fluid known to man.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:15:32 AM EST
Once they start pissing, it's over... They will continue to piss on everything you own. It sucks because they are cool pets.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:17:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By jonny762:
Here I am thinking I get to sleep in until 8-9, be nice and rested up to watch my beloved Cleveland Browns lose another one in glorious fashion this afternoon. Around 0700 I feel the unmistakable kneeding of little cat paws on my legs. No big deal, she can lay down as well, enjoy enjoy. Then I feel a less recognizable sensation. Warm... sort of spreading.. A hand goes down and comes back... wet..? Hand to face.. smells like... PISS?!?! The little bastard pissed on me!!! And I'm not talking like, she squeezed out a drop or two. I couldn't have done a better job had I been drinking all night on a full bladder. What the fuck?? She's spayed, the window is propped open (she goes out through a back window) and the weather is fair. Fuck my life!
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Call your vet ASAP.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:26:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By pasquale91:
All joking aside. Call your vet, see what they think.
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Yeah, call your vet. Set up an appointment and pay $200 for nothing.

Fucking cat people are retarded.

Cats piss on you because you suck. Not because they're trying to communicate a deeper meaning. 

If an animal pisses WHILE it's asleep, that is worth a vet visit.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:36:24 AM EST
Cats and dogs, if they start peeing inside could mean UTI or kidney stuff. Have it checked out.



Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:41:19 AM EST
I would definitely get her to the vet soonest.

If she hasn't exhibited that behavior before it's probably a UTI. Cats are prone to urinary tract health issues, so better to nip it in the bud.

If she has a UTI she won't have much control over when or where she pees, and it can be rather painful, it probably wasn't deliberate.

Always make sure they have fresh water available for the reason mentioned above.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:48:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By jonny762:
Is this take-her-to-the-vet serious?
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What are your other options?

Drown her in a bucket of water?

Take her to the vet.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:52:53 AM EST
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Originally Posted By BGENE:
Dogs FTW
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Link Posted: 12/18/2016 11:55:38 AM EST
Only cat people can justify letting their pets run loose all over the neighborhood all day and night, risking interaction with cars, animals that eat cats, animals that hate cats, feral animals, diseased animals and humans that hate cats.

Then take the same cat to a vet the first time it pees indoors.

I will never understand cat owners.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:00:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
Only cat people can justify letting their pets run loose all over the neighborhood all day and night, risking interaction with cars, animals that eat cats, animals that hate cats, feral animals, diseased animals and humans that hate cats.

Then take the same cat to a vet the first time it pees indoors.

I will never understand cat owners.
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Easy, Hoss. When she goes out, there's a 95% chance she's just doing her business or on a warm day lounging in the bushes by the creek behind the building. She's spayed, has her shots and a collar, and knows how to behave herself.

Anyhow, it's Sunday and I'm not rushing her to the emergency cat piss clinic as she doesn't seem to be in any distress. She's just sort of acting extra lazy and staying nearby. If anything else happens I'll consider ponying up for a vet.

The beast in question as of a few min ago -



Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:12:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:15:26 PM EST
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Originally Posted By richtherake:

Yeah, call your vet. Set up an appointment and pay $200 for nothing.

Fucking cat people are retarded.

Cats piss on you because you suck. Not because they're trying to communicate a deeper meaning. 

If an animal pisses WHILE it's asleep, that is worth a vet visit.
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Originally Posted By richtherake:
Originally Posted By pasquale91:
All joking aside. Call your vet, see what they think.

Yeah, call your vet. Set up an appointment and pay $200 for nothing.

Fucking cat people are retarded.

Cats piss on you because you suck. Not because they're trying to communicate a deeper meaning. 

If an animal pisses WHILE it's asleep, that is worth a vet visit.


Cats will piss out of the box sometimes because they're mad, but it's also VERY common for cats to piss outside the box because something hurts. They're animals, not brilliant, so they figure maybe if they move somewhere else to piss it won't hurt.

But hey, maybe loud and ignorant is the trick here and you'll be a hero.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:20:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/18/2016 12:22:45 PM EST by home_alone1]
I woke up to a sweet St. Bernard named Ruby jumping up on the bed and then cuddling up to me before falling back asleep . Suck it cat owners .
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:23:51 PM EST
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Originally Posted By pasquale91:
It would appear that dominance has been asserted.
Did she blade too?
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Beat me to it. You got bitched out by a bullshit animal that doesn't even really qualify as a pet, man.
How sad is that?! LMFAO!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:30:06 PM EST
Litter box dirty?
I blocked my cats litter box and he peed on my bed to let me know about it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:31:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/18/2016 12:32:35 PM EST by Shovelhead68]
I've never heard cat owners call "dog people" stupid or retarded, but you hear the opposite in GD all the time. I don't really understand it but I suspect that the people who hate cats and think cat people are stupid or whatever have some issues and the only animal they can be around is one that is completely obedient to them. Maybe some of them are beta males out in the world so they come home and can be the alpha male to their dog.

Edited to say that I would suspect something wrong with the cat as others have pointed out.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:31:57 PM EST
Still less degrading than being a Browns fan.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:35:00 PM EST
Getting pussy.

You're doing it wrong.


Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:40:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Spent_Casing:
Still less degrading than being a Browns fan.
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As a lifelong Browns fan I'm used to getting dog shit on every Sunday, so I guess a little cat piss doesn't seem so bad.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:40:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By pasquale91:
It would appear that dominance has been asserted.
Did she blade too?
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Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:45:42 PM EST
Possible sign of bladder infection.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:49:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jonny762:
Haha, I love dogs, but my living situation isn't really good for one. (One bedroom apt, live alone, never home during the day, no yard).
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You need "Acreage"...

Everyone does.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 12:52:24 PM EST
I might have known a cat that pissed on a newborn's clothes in some sort of fit of jealousy. The cat might have been shot shortly after by the owner in some sort fit of rage.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:01:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By wesr228:
Wtf are you doing with a cat in the first place?
Got what was coming to you. The cat will never love you. Get rid of the cat; get a dog.
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it was probably free, with the purchase of the skirt and matching purse.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:03:02 PM EST

There are smells worse than cat urine, but not many!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:07:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By pasquale91:
It would appear that dominance has been asserted.
Did she blade too?
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Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:10:40 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MrGoodkat:
I might have known a cat that pissed on a newborn's clothes in some sort of fit of jealousy. The cat might have been shot shortly after by the owner in some sort fit of rage.
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*looks at screen name*

Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:11:06 PM EST
Did that make you reinvent the cat-a-pult, OP?
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:12:09 PM EST
Arfcom member admitting to owning a cat.......that takes balls..........admitting said cat pissed on you in bed....

GD never fails to disappoint
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:16:04 PM EST
yea, no shit?

After owning labrador retrievers all my life I let my wife and daughter convince me to get a cat again. I had several cats many years ago but swore never again after the last one passed away.
Anyway, we adopted an older male from our vet. He had lived 10 years in the vet's office as their blood donor and it was time for retirement. The old dude's seen it all and nothing fazes him. He's sitting here now watching TV with me. He owns this house now.

Funny thing is, after living so long in a vet's office, he will only sleep in a crate at night. Outside of it, he'll stay up all night. Put him in and latch the door and it's lights out for kitty!
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:17:48 PM EST
Either the cat has UTI or crystals or someone didn't clean the box.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:23:43 PM EST
You cat is tried of watching the Browns
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 1:48:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/18/2016 1:49:38 PM EST by JavaHiGH]
Uhg.  Had that happen once with a twist.

I took in a stray that had been hanging around my work for several weeks.  He was young, very tame and affectionate. I got him home and everything was going well for a few weeks as we both became acclimated to our new arrangement.  I was sleeping in one morning and watched my cat walk from my bedroom door, hop on the bed, and start pissing on my leg.  I woke up in a shock and then relief as I realized it was just a dream.  Just as the comfort of that realization was beginning to wash over me, I watched my cat walk from my bedroom door, hop on the bed, and start pissing on my leg.

The cosmos saw fit to give me a prophetic glimpse of my future and I still got pissed on.
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:06:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By jonny762:
Here I am thinking I get to sleep in until 8-9, be nice and rested up to watch my beloved Cleveland Browns lose another one in glorious fashion this afternoon. Around 0700 I feel the unmistakable kneeding of little cat paws on my legs. No big deal, she can lay down as well, enjoy enjoy. Then I feel a less recognizable sensation. Warm... sort of spreading.. A hand goes down and comes back... wet..? Hand to face.. smells like... PISS?!?! The little bastard pissed on me!!! And I'm not talking like, she squeezed out a drop or two. I couldn't have done a better job had I been drinking all night on a full bladder. What the fuck?? She's spayed, the window is propped open (she goes out through a back window) and the weather is fair. Fuck my life!
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bladder infection guaranteed, get her to the vet fast, they can die from crystal blockage
Link Posted: 12/18/2016 2:12:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/18/2016 2:16:31 PM EST by Mike_Miller]
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Originally Posted By katrina24:
Arfcom member admitting to owning a cat.......that takes balls..........admitting said cat pissed on you in bed....

GD never fails to disappoint
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sharing your home with a predator a natural born pure killer

why yes it does
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