How you know you have good friends.

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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:47:20 PM EDT

I am tottally sloshed as I am rightin g this. but I know I have good friends cause apparently I was at our local pub and had one to many RUM and Cokes, and I proceeded to hit on this fine looking girl, I like piehe

Posted: 9/15/2005 10:49:54 PM EDT

[#1]

I though good friends would go out and get two BJ's and bring one back for you.

Posted: 9/15/2005 10:51:27 PM EDT

[#2]

Mine stopped me from banging a fat chick and that is good enoguh for me.

Posted: 9/15/2005 10:51:34 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I though good friends would go out and get two BJ's and bring one back for you.

That would be a Buddy

Posted: 9/15/2005 10:52:39 PM EDT

[#4]

Would have been better than no pussy at all.

Posted: 9/15/2005 10:52:47 PM EDT

[#5]

Big girls need lovin' to.

Posted: 9/15/2005 10:53:31 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I am tottally sloshed as I am rightin g this. but I know I have good friends cause apparently I was at our local pub and had one to many RUM and Cokes, and I proceeded to hit on this fine looking girl, I like pie, and my good buddy coincedentally he is my old boss pulled me aside and said stop, no keep In mind it has been a really eally long time since I have had any pie./ Now my former boss pulled me outside and said take a look again, this chick was really reall large like really large. So I just wanted to dedicate this post to my friend and to all those friends out there that stop us from banging fat chicks.

You should really thank your friend, I think it was a dude!

Posted: 9/15/2005 10:53:35 PM EDT

[#7]

Would you rather get laid or go home to your drunk hand???

Posted: 9/15/2005 10:54:29 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I thought good friends would go out and get two BJ's and come back and give you one.

Fixed it for you.

Posted: 9/15/2005 10:54:36 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I am tottally sloshed as I am rightin g this. but I know I have good friends cause apparently I was at our local pub and had one to many RUM and Cokes, and I proceeded to hit on this fine looking girl, I like pie, and my good buddy coincedentally he is my old boss pulled me aside and said stop, no keep In mind it has been a really eally long time since I have had any pie./ Now my former boss pulled me outside and said take a look again, this chick was really reall large like really large. So I just wanted to dedicate this post to my friend and to all those friends out there that stop us from banging fat chicks.

Go ahead and do it. You're single and apparently not getting any anywhere else.

At least with a fat chick, you don't have to spend all night working for it. An old friend of mine would find one just as soon as we hit the bar, then buy her a drink, and leave with her. Usually, he'd be back before closing time, have already nailed her and finish out the night drinking.

Nasty, but I guess it works.