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Posted: 8/25/2005 6:02:57 PM EDT
Fences? Miniguns every 20 yards? Plasma rifles in a 40W range?
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:04:08 PM EDT
Think Berlin Wall, with the same penalties for crossing inbound.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:06:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2005 6:09:19 PM EDT by Tango7]
Since the majority of our "self imports" are from Mexico, I think we should adopt an identical policy.

Illegal? Bye.

And yes, we can ask about your immigration status when we stop you for a traffic infraction.

OR just because we want to.



ETA - the mandatory "blind eye" policy shoved down local LE throats is worse than the lack of a minefield by the Rio Grande. If the border patrol / INS hired a fleet of busses to pick up the "undocumented" detained in local hoosegows on a "will call" basis, you'd see a dramatic decrease in crossers.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:07:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:10:41 PM EDT
Open a season on 'em. From Jan 1st thru dec 31st. All calibers, no size restrictions, no bag limit, does or bucks, and you get $10 for every pelt you turn in.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:11:39 PM EDT
Safety checkpoints and more erroneous house searches.

Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:12:36 PM EDT
Abandon social welfare.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:13:21 PM EDT
Less focus on killing people who understandably want to get out of their shithole countries, more punishment on people here in the US who make money off them and pay them.

Federal funding to law enforcement so serve as de facto INS agents. LEOs must encounter a lot of illegals every day. Give then resources and incentives to report and deport them.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:15:47 PM EDT
deport...close all borders...no way to get visa/citizenship for next 10 years...solved...

how would i solve terrorism...Tancredo had a good idea...solved...
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:21:14 PM EDT
1) If you are here illegally you will never be legal.

2) If you were born to someone who is here illegally you will never be legal.

3) Make no accommodations for illegals - no DL, no welfare, no school, nothing.

4) One big wall, from Gulf of Mexico to Pacific Ocean.

5) National Guard from each of the 4 southern states mobilized to prevent border crossings (funded from all 50 states).
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:22:38 PM EDT
We've got a guy down here who has a unique idea...his name is Kinky Friedman:

The United States should contract willing Mexican Generals and put $2 Million in each one's bank account, and give each General 193 miles of coverage along the border. For every Mexican that crosses the border in that particular General's territory, $5000 will be taken away from his account. Kinky figures that it won't be long before the Generals stop the flow completely.

Hey, maybe it's worth a try....

HH
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:22:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2005 6:25:20 PM EDT by napalm]
+1 on most serious points above.


Also, stop the anchor baby loophole.

Also, do a "War on Drugs" style confiscation of all money/property of illegals being deported. "What's that? You have umpty-thousand dollars cash that you earned in America and you want to take back to your home country as we pay to fly you there? Nope, sorry. We'll take that to defray our costs. We'll take your F-150 with the low-profile wheels too and auction that. Now buh-bye!"


Also:

[misscongeniality] Harsher punishment for parole repeat violators, Stan. [/misscongeniality]

ETA: Oh yeah, and harsh AZ Prop 200 style actions. I mean fucking harsh, dammit.



All this may not magically solve/stop the problem, but it will goddamn well choke it down to a trickle.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:25:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
Open a season on 'em. From Jan 1st thru dec 31st. All calibers, no size restrictions, no bag limit, does or bucks, and you get $10 for every pelt you turn in.



2005 Hunting Rules and Regulations Update:
Due to increased numbers from eased hunting pressures the rules for 2005 have been amended as follows; 1.) Parking lots at HomeDepot are now considered as a non-refuge status, 2.) Windshield dingleberries are now allowed for baiting. Other rules and regulations may be relaxed if hunting pressure remains low and habitat keeps increasing.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:29:31 PM EDT

Sorry I'm unable to respond to your question without using the "W.B. Word".
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:34:22 PM EDT
you're never going to stop people who have nothing to lose from trying to come here...

unless you go after the employers of the illegals.

they wouldn't be coming here if there was no work for 'em
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:38:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
you're never going to stop people who have nothing to lose from trying to come here...

unless you go after the employers of the illegals.

they wouldn't be coming here if there was no work for 'em



I beg to differ. Enough of them end up impaled on concertina wire or blown to pieces on mines and the rest will reconsider.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:41:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
you're never going to stop people who have nothing to lose from trying to come here...
unless you go after the employers of the illegals.

they wouldn't be coming here if there was no work for 'em



Exactly. The government truly doesn't want to stop them. Now THAT's the fact. Throw a few employers in FEDERAL PRISON and it would stop. That won't happen. It's a wink and a nod at from the Federal government. "STOP coming" they say, and "oh, by they way we are removing the boarder patrol from Texas this month so we can concentrate on Minnesota / Canadian security" Wink wink.

I guess if you want cheap lawn service and fresh fruit we better stop or bitching and help them get across the border safely.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:44:41 PM EDT
I bonded 4 non pappered mexicans out last night at work. All for the charge of theft/stolen property $50-$500. There was anINS hold on them, but INS didn't reply to the Co jail so they green lighted them for bonding. They all had jobs, & all 4 lived in the same trailer. None of them had SS#'s, Dl's, ID's, or any way to track them.

The law recently changed so that if they get deported after they are bonded we get our bond money back.

Of course I had to speak with a 10 yr old boy when the group showed up at 2 am on a school night. He was the only one who spoke english. Sometime I really hate my job, or at least the stupid bastages I have to deal with.

My point being INS, & the Co jail all had the chance to send them home & didn;t. Things need to be changed.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:49:12 PM EDT
Send any officer or owner of any company who hires one to jail for a year for each one hired and fine them $100,000 per illegal. Presto, no jobs, no illegals. Enforce the heck out of it.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:49:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
you're never going to stop people who have nothing to lose from trying to come here...

unless you go after the employers of the illegals.

they wouldn't be coming here if there was no work for 'em



No offense, but that is what I thought before I moved to Texas. Now that I have been here awhile, I realized that is not a solution, and that is not how illegal employment works.

Illegals are not working illegally in stand-up companies like IBM, Exxon, McDonald's, or other places where you can easily crack down on the employer and round them up or prevent them from getting jobs. They are not Doctors, Lawyers, Police officers, etc.

They are working in an underground cash-based economy which is almost impossible to stop. They are almost always off-the books, and when they are on-the-books, they use valid ID to get and maintain the job.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:51:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StealthyBlagga:
www.sensatech.com/common/images/landmine2.jpg




I like your thinking, using real mines but writing "inert" on them.

But we should write it in spanish

What is the spanish phrase for "Inert Minefield, walk on through!"??
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 6:53:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2005 6:54:10 PM EDT by Progunvoter]

Originally Posted By raven:
Less focus on killing people who understandably want to get out of their shithole countries, more punishment on people here in the US who make money off them and pay them.


EXACTLY, hard working people, building our roads, picking our crops, mowing our lawns, cleaning our hotels and Wal-marts late at night. What the hell do you want to shoot them for? And to think, these people want their kids to attend grade schools! - how evil of them!

WAKE UP PEOPLE, they are here because YOU LOVE CHEAP FOOD and CLEAN TOILETS at WALMART and HOUSES That the "average" American can afford to purchase because the concrete floor and the roof was built by low cost Mexican Laborers. Get rid of them and plan on paying a hell of a lot more for everything. These illegals aren't on welfare, they are BUILDING your F'ing McDonalds down the street.

I'm not so sure 'THEY' are a 'problem'. THEY just might be one big F'ing HELP to this country. THEY are scared of cops and thus are most often quiet an peaceful.

Whats the solution? Don't know, but it SURE as heck isn't degrading them and razor wire.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 7:01:47 PM EDT
1) End (serious crackdown on) welfare...this will work several different ways.

All those jobs that Americans won't do, they'll be wanting to do them quickly.

Illegals won't come here for a free ride.

It will save us money

2) Let local cops arrest their asses if their illegal, it is ILL-FREAKING-LEGAL after all, then deport them.

3) They get no benefits of citizenship, ever

4) When a company is caught using them, they forfit all their assets

5) Let ranchers shoot people on their land if they want

After we've been doing all that for a couple of years make it easyer to come in legally
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 7:04:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2005 7:05:07 PM EDT by HKS]
Repeal all gun laws.

Chastize anyone who is "soft" about weapons, war, death, and punishing crime.

2 year volunteer Border Patrol Program where you are trained and work on the border for 2 years. Like the National Guard, but Border Patrol. Both Canadian and Mexican border.

Build walls or clearings that can be monitored. Have manpower to arrest anyone who crosses illegally.

Mobilize some of the Army, National GUard etc to guard the border. Along the hotspots.

Put mines at our ocean borders. Make regulations for anyone traveling into US waters by sea to only go into predetermined routes. Else kaboom. This will stop drugs and lord knows what ele from getting in by speedboat.

Allow people to openly carry their weapons with them wherever they go.

Setup a central database of all citizens.

Require ID's(drivers licenses) for shopping, getting gas, buying bus and airplane tickets, getting a taxi ride. Everything an illegal immigrant might do, or a terrorist. Have your ID get scanned whenever you do one of these things. "public activities".

Deport everyone who is here illegally by doing a census (house to house verification). Hire hundreds of thousands of census workers to carry it out.

Require Mexico to break away from North America with a huge volcano explosion.

Invade Canada.

Do a million man volunteer drug task force to sweeep the streets clean. No drug business, no illegals. They would have no money to live. WOuld solve alot of problems.

Arrest Vicente Fox for having a shithole of a country and causing us problems.

Publically taunt all neighboring countries to clean up their acts and how much better we are, "to tell them to look at how many people try to immigrate".

Possibly Invade Mexico, although who would want it. Maybe we can sell it to the UK or something since they are so small, they might need more land. Wipe out some of our 'debt'.

Pay each Mexican citizen 350,000$ like we did Israel.


There are alot of solutions to the immigration problem. We havent done any of them.

Link Posted: 8/25/2005 7:05:17 PM EDT
Nuke from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 7:07:25 PM EDT
Take away what they want. Money!!

Fines/jail for those that emply them, rent to them, etc.
No free healthacre or other gov. assistance.
No money transfers to mexico.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 8:08:24 PM EDT
bring our troops all home and guard our own borders if somebody trys to cross that dont belong blow them the fuck up and let god sort them out
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 8:26:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2005 8:26:35 PM EDT by WIZZO_ARAKM14]
We're from the USA. We're better than you and we know it.



WIZZO
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 8:28:49 PM EDT


Link Posted: 8/25/2005 8:32:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Progunvoter:


I'm not so sure 'THEY' are a 'problem'. THEY just might be one big F'ing HELP to this country. THEY are scared of cops and thus are most often quiet an peaceful.

Whats the solution? Don't know, but it SURE as heck isn't degrading them and razor wire.




News alert:

"THEY" are in gangs like MS-13 and go around chopping hands off in MY neighborhood.

Link Posted: 8/25/2005 8:37:36 PM EDT
I have good friend that is from Switzerland

He tells me that the Swiss have zero tolerance for illegals, and that it is next to impossible for illegals to obtain work.

No papers?

No worky! PERIOD!!

Escorted to the nearest airport--->> see ya!

works for me
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 8:46:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VT4meGunCtrlisAntiUS:
I have good friend that is from Switzerland

He tells me that the Swiss have zero tolerance for illegals, and that it is next to impossible for illegals to obtain work.

No papers?

No worky! PERIOD!!

Escorted to the nearest airport--->> see ya!

works for me



I always did like the Swiss...and they make great guns too!
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 8:55:16 PM EDT
Step one: Remove the anchor baby process. You must be a legal resident here for your baby to receive citizenship

Step two: Make a guest worker program. With a background check, you receive 5 years in the grand old US of A. If, during those 5 years, you don't violate any law greater than a civil misdemeanor, and you can pass a citizenship examination, you will be granted citizenship, with all the rights and obligations therein.
If you violate any law with a criminal penalty greater than 6 months in prison, or do not pass your citizenship test during your 5 years here, you will be sent back to Mexico. If you are caught after your initial failure, you will be sent for a term of no less than 5 years to an outsourced prison in the former Soviet Bloc,

Step three: Since it is now easy to get into the US legally, any one crossing the border will be considered an invader. There will be a $5000 bounty, payable to any citizen, for any border crosser detained. There will be a $1000 penalty assessed for each of these invaders that is turned over dead.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 9:08:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2005 9:08:53 PM EDT by Bob1984]

Originally Posted By StealthyBlagga:
www.sensatech.com/common/images/landmine2.jpg



Except take off that "Inert".

ETA: MG's, guard towers.
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 9:13:06 PM EDT
10 year mandatory prison sentense for hiring one .... problem solved
Never be stopped as long as people hire them
Link Posted: 8/25/2005 9:14:14 PM EDT
1. Build the wall

2. Abolish welfare

3. Severe fines & Jail for employers who hire illegals

4. Offer rewards, per head, to any person who provides info or who captures illegal aliens. (ROP'er

types are double, Taliban & Al Qaeda are triple.)

5. Call Vincente Fox and tell him to send back the murderers of Americans who fleed to Mexico or

face severe trade sanctions, up to and including blockcade of the ports of Vera Cruz and

Ensenada and others.

That is a good start.


Link Posted: 8/25/2005 9:22:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/25/2005 9:22:48 PM EDT by _disconnector_]
Automatic robotic miniguns every 1000 meters with interlocking fields of fire.

The first time Tico saw Paco catch a noggin full of 7.62x51, he and his friends would rethink their immigration strategies.

I am all for LEGAL immigration though. Guest workers that get paid mandatory minimum wage and pay taxes would boost the economy and take away employers motivation to hire illegals.

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