How long will you live? Quiz

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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:19:16 AM EDT

It says I'll be here until I'm 71...However, it doesn't factor in freak accidents.

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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:21:27 AM EDT

[#1]

65 damnit.

Must start smoking

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:23:25 AM EDT

[#2]

81...gimme another cigarette

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:23:51 AM EDT

[#3]

it says 71 for me also, this means after next week I will have 29 more years

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:30:45 AM EDT

[#4]

85, which is how long Grammy Brisk322 lived.

As long as I keep my marbles, I'm not too concerned about the remainder. I've seen Alzheimer's (Wifey's Mom works in an assisted living home), and while it looks like it's not too bad on the inside ("Ooh! Beans for dinner! I haven't had these since...I don't remember when!"), I'm horrified at the thought of putting Wifey through that.

Speaking of Wifey...77. Ugh. 6 years without Wifey. OTOH, she'll be spared the pain of burying me, though I think she'd handle my passing with more grace than I'd handle hers.

Dear unconceived children of Brisk322, I shall die quietly quoting Star Wars lines, on a soft bed in a nursing home. I will not know you, I shall refer to you as "My Young Apprentice" even when there are several of you there.

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
"Soon...will I rest. Yes. Forever sleep. Earned it I have."

Difficult to tell. Always in motion, the future is.

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:31:42 AM EDT

[#5]

78, shocks the hell out of me, I was guessing 40-45

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:35:18 AM EDT

[#6]

75, that's only 26 more years to live.

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:36:41 AM EDT

[#7]

81 here also.

I guess smoking a pack a day isn't that bad after all...

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:38:21 AM EDT

[#8]

70, oh god shoot me now

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:38:25 AM EDT

[#9]

87, which means I've got 60 years left in this hellhole.

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:49:20 AM EDT

[#10]

70

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:55:11 AM EDT

[#11]

I was 75 and my wife checked and she was 95. I should be running Hell by the time she gets there.

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:55:44 AM EDT

[#12]

83 I have one grandparent that is 94, two at 88 and one died at 77 unnatural cause. I guess that makes me a short timer. Oh well only 52 years left, unless Jesus makes a second appearance.

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:57:08 AM EDT

[#13]

[Homer]Whoo-Hoo!![/Homer]

87 for me & Mrs. Tanker..... though that does mean I'll be
around for a few years longer than her....

Still longer than I figured...

Posted: 5/4/2004 9:58:49 AM EDT

[#14]

www.deathclock.com

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 22, 2020

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:00:43 AM EDT

[#15]

78
Longer than I expect to.

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:00:58 AM EDT

[#16]

79 but, given my famly's history of Alzheimer's, I'll probably never know how old I get.

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:05:10 AM EDT

[#17]

73....

That's actually a little younger than ALL of my grandparents were when they passed on.

39 down, 34 to go! WOOOHOOOO!

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:06:06 AM EDT

[#18]

As long as I have to

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:07:59 AM EDT

[#19]

What the hell, 94??

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:08:19 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
www.deathclock.com

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 22, 2020

November 5, 2023

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:13:02 AM EDT

[#21]

Crap, another 50 years.

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:13:26 AM EDT

[#22]

Death at 81 gives me another 42 years... might even live to see the XM8 replace the M16, and the Shrike get delivered to its first customers

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:17:59 AM EDT

[#23]

December 1 2030

But I wanna now

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:49:55 AM EDT

[#24]

78 for me!

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:51:08 AM EDT

[#25]

Already longer than I had planned on.

Posted: 5/4/2004 10:53:50 AM EDT

[#26]

83

Posted: 5/4/2004 7:29:48 PM EDT

[#27]

It says "In DOG YEARS I'M DEAD!!!"

Posted: 5/4/2004 7:30:59 PM EDT

[#28]

Until I die.

Posted: 5/5/2004 7:20:56 AM EDT

[#29]

UhOh! The first one says 65, the second one says April 1, 2037 (71y.o.)

Of course, I could just ACT dead that day, then yell, "APRIL FOOLS!"

Posted: 5/5/2004 7:27:08 AM EDT

[#30]

78 for me..........Thats good enough

Posted: 5/5/2004 5:29:06 PM EDT

[#31]

Delete This Post.

Posted: 5/5/2004 5:31:14 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
www.deathclock.com

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 22, 2020

Sunday, December 5, 2027

What should I wear to your funeral?

This is what it should have looked.

"He should have killed me. I would have killed me."

Posted: 5/5/2004 5:43:46 PM EDT

[#33]

68 (Strangely enough, that's within about one-two years of being correct.)

5sub

Posted: 5/5/2004 5:46:01 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Quoted:
www.deathclock.com

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 22, 2020

November 5, 2023

Mine too! At least it is a LOT longer than the military gave me. During one of my annual physicals we were made to fill out a questionairre and turn it back in. It had questions about your lifestyle and general health etc. etc. Afew months later we received the results, and according to it I was sure to expire BEFORE age 25. So I figure I've been on borrowed time for a few years now.

Posted: 5/5/2004 5:47:23 PM EDT

[#35]

82, and that works for me. Then I went back and re-did the test. I picked all the bad things and put in I was 71 or over. At the end of the test, it said I'd live to "the ripe old age of 50." hehehehe

Posted: 5/5/2004 6:00:29 PM EDT

[#36]

87. Stupid machine, it doesn't realise I am 89.

Posted: 5/5/2004 6:03:44 PM EDT

[#37]

85

Posted: 5/5/2004 10:31:39 PM EDT

[#38]

Damn guys the death clock said I would die on Monday November 17, 2070. Just 7 days short of my 93 birthday. Wow too bad it doesn't take in consideration of family history of diseases, and the fact that all humans are different. Thanks Arvin