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Posted: 5/4/2004 8:19:16 AM EST
It says I'll be here until I'm 71...However, it doesn't factor in freak accidents.

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Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:21:27 AM EST
65 damnit.

Must start smoking
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:23:25 AM EST
81...gimme another cigarette
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:23:51 AM EST
it says 71 for me also, this means after next week I will have 29 more years
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:30:45 AM EST
85, which is how long Grammy Brisk322 lived.

As long as I keep my marbles, I'm not too concerned about the remainder. I've seen Alzheimer's (Wifey's Mom works in an assisted living home), and while it looks like it's not too bad on the inside ("Ooh! Beans for dinner! I haven't had these since...I don't remember when!"), I'm horrified at the thought of putting Wifey through that.

Speaking of Wifey...77. Ugh. 6 years without Wifey. OTOH, she'll be spared the pain of burying me, though I think she'd handle my passing with more grace than I'd handle hers.

Dear unconceived children of Brisk322, I shall die quietly quoting Star Wars lines, on a soft bed in a nursing home. I will not know you, I shall refer to you as "My Young Apprentice" even when there are several of you there.

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
"Soon...will I rest. Yes. Forever sleep. Earned it I have."

Difficult to tell. Always in motion, the future is.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:31:42 AM EST
78, shocks the hell out of me, I was guessing 40-45
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:35:18 AM EST
75, that's only 26 more years to live.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:36:41 AM EST
81 here also.

I guess smoking a pack a day isn't that bad after all...
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:38:21 AM EST
70, oh god shoot me now
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:38:25 AM EST
87, which means I've got 60 years left in this hellhole.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:49:20 AM EST
70
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:55:11 AM EST
I was 75 and my wife checked and she was 95. I should be running Hell by the time she gets there.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:55:44 AM EST
83 I have one grandparent that is 94, two at 88 and one died at 77 unnatural cause. I guess that makes me a short timer. Oh well only 52 years left, unless Jesus makes a second appearance.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:57:08 AM EST
[Homer]Whoo-Hoo!![/Homer]

87 for me & Mrs. Tanker..... though that does mean I'll be
around for a few years longer than her....

Still longer than I figured...
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:58:49 AM EST
www.deathclock.com

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 22, 2020
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:00:43 AM EST
78
Longer than I expect to.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:00:58 AM EST
79 but, given my famly's history of Alzheimer's, I'll probably never know how old I get.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:05:10 AM EST
73....

That's actually a little younger than ALL of my grandparents were when they passed on.

39 down, 34 to go! WOOOHOOOO!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:06:06 AM EST
As long as I have to
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:07:59 AM EST
What the hell, 94??

Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:08:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/4/2004 9:08:36 AM EST by CloningBagels]

Originally Posted By brasspile:
www.deathclock.com

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 22, 2020



November 5, 2023
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:13:02 AM EST
Crap, another 50 years.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:13:26 AM EST
Death at 81 gives me another 42 years... might even live to see the XM8 replace the M16, and the Shrike get delivered to its first customers
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:17:59 AM EST
December 1 2030



But I wanna now
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:49:55 AM EST
78 for me!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:51:08 AM EST
Already longer than I had planned on.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:53:50 AM EST
83
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:29:48 PM EST
It says "In DOG YEARS I'M DEAD!!!"
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:30:59 PM EST
Until I die.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:20:56 AM EST
UhOh! The first one says 65, the second one says April 1, 2037 (71y.o.)

Of course, I could just ACT dead that day, then yell, "APRIL FOOLS!"
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:27:08 AM EST
78 for me..........Thats good enough
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:29:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/5/2004 4:29:57 PM EST by GiggleSmith]
Delete This Post.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:31:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:
www.deathclock.com

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 22, 2020


Sunday, December 5, 2027

What should I wear to your funeral?

This is what it should have looked.

"He should have killed me. I would have killed me."
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:43:46 PM EST
68 (Strangely enough, that's within about one-two years of being correct.)



5sub
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:46:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By CloningBagels:

Originally Posted By brasspile:
www.deathclock.com

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 22, 2020



November 5, 2023

Mine too! At least it is a LOT longer than the military gave me. During one of my annual physicals we were made to fill out a questionairre and turn it back in. It had questions about your lifestyle and general health etc. etc. Afew months later we received the results, and according to it I was sure to expire BEFORE age 25. So I figure I've been on borrowed time for a few years now.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:47:23 PM EST
82, and that works for me. Then I went back and re-did the test. I picked all the bad things and put in I was 71 or over. At the end of the test, it said I'd live to "the ripe old age of 50." hehehehe
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:00:29 PM EST
87. Stupid machine, it doesn't realise I am 89.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:03:44 PM EST
85
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 9:31:39 PM EST
Damn guys the death clock said I would die on Monday November 17, 2070. Just 7 days short of my 93 birthday. Wow too bad it doesn't take in consideration of family history of diseases, and the fact that all humans are different. Thanks Arvin
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 9:43:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By StealthyBlagga:
Death at 81 gives me another 42 years... might even live to see the XM8 replace the M16, and the Shrike get delivered to its first customers




hate to break it to ya....that ain't gonna happen quite then....
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 9:54:24 PM EST
85, eh.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:50:33 PM EST
76
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:37:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
68 (Strangely enough, that's within about one-two years of being correct.)



5sub



5subslr5 you are only one of a few just a little older than me,why would you say such!

I like you and hope you are wrong by a WHOLE lot!

Bob
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:50:31 PM EST
Says 73 for me.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 8:51:16 PM EST
61
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 8:55:11 PM EST
84 for me. It didn't have a spot for me to put in that I've been diabetic for 20 years.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 3:26:42 AM EST
only 6 months left better change my ways
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 3:59:38 AM EST
79
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 4:16:51 AM EST
81 here.
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