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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:21:27 AM EDT
[#1]
65 damnit.
Must start smoking |
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:23:25 AM EDT
[#2]
81...gimme another cigarette
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:23:51 AM EDT
[#3]
it says 71 for me also, this means after next week I will have 29 more years
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:30:45 AM EDT
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85, which is how long Grammy Brisk322 lived.
As long as I keep my marbles, I'm not too concerned about the remainder. I've seen Alzheimer's (Wifey's Mom works in an assisted living home), and while it looks like it's not too bad on the inside ("Ooh! Beans for dinner! I haven't had these since...I don't remember when!"), I'm horrified at the thought of putting Wifey through that. Speaking of Wifey...77. Ugh. 6 years without Wifey. OTOH, she'll be spared the pain of burying me, though I think she'd handle my passing with more grace than I'd handle hers. Dear unconceived children of Brisk322, I shall die quietly quoting Star Wars lines, on a soft bed in a nursing home. I will not know you, I shall refer to you as "My Young Apprentice" even when there are several of you there. "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." "Soon...will I rest. Yes. Forever sleep. Earned it I have." Difficult to tell. Always in motion, the future is. |
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:31:42 AM EDT
[#5]
78, shocks the hell out of me, I was guessing 40-45
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:35:18 AM EDT
[#6]
75, that's only 26 more years to live.
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:36:41 AM EDT
[#7]
81 here also.
I guess smoking a pack a day isn't that bad after all... |
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:38:21 AM EDT
[#8]
70, oh god shoot me now
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:38:25 AM EDT
[#9]
87, which means I've got 60 years left in this hellhole.
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:49:20 AM EDT
[#10]
70
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:55:11 AM EDT
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I was 75 and my wife checked and she was 95. I should be running Hell by the time she gets there.
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:55:44 AM EDT
[#12]
83 I have one grandparent that is 94, two at 88 and one died at 77 unnatural cause. I guess that makes me a short timer. Oh well only 52 years left, unless Jesus makes a second appearance.
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:57:08 AM EDT
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[Homer]Whoo-Hoo!![/Homer]
87 for me & Mrs. Tanker..... though that does mean I'll be around for a few years longer than her.... Still longer than I figured... 
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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:58:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:00:43 AM EDT
[#15]
78
Longer than I expect to. |
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:00:58 AM EDT
[#16]
79 but, given my famly's history of Alzheimer's, I'll probably never know how old I get.
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:05:10 AM EDT
[#17]
73....
That's actually a little younger than ALL of my grandparents were when they passed on. 39 down, 34 to go! WOOOHOOOO! |
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:06:06 AM EDT
[#18]
As long as I have to
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:07:59 AM EDT
[#19]
What the hell, 94??
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:08:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:13:02 AM EDT
[#21]
Crap, another 50 years.
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:13:26 AM EDT
[#22]
Death at 81 gives me another 42 years... might even live to see the XM8 replace the M16, and the Shrike get delivered to its first customers
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:17:59 AM EDT
[#23]
December 1 2030
But I wanna now 
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:49:55 AM EDT
[#24]
78 for me!
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:51:08 AM EDT
[#25]
Already longer than I had planned on.
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Posted: 5/4/2004 10:53:50 AM EDT
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83
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Posted: 5/4/2004 7:29:48 PM EDT
[#27]
It says "In DOG YEARS I'M DEAD!!!"
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Posted: 5/4/2004 7:30:59 PM EDT
[#28]
Until I die.
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Posted: 5/5/2004 7:20:56 AM EDT
[#29]
UhOh! The first one says 65, the second one says April 1, 2037 (71y.o.)
Of course, I could just ACT dead that day, then yell, "APRIL FOOLS!"
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Posted: 5/5/2004 7:27:08 AM EDT
[#30]
78 for me..........Thats good enough
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Posted: 5/5/2004 5:29:06 PM EDT
[#31]
Delete This Post.
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Posted: 5/5/2004 5:31:14 PM EDT
[#32]
Sunday, December 5, 2027 What should I wear to your funeral? This is what it should have looked. "He should have killed me. I would have killed me." |
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Posted: 5/5/2004 5:43:46 PM EDT
[#33]
68 (Strangely enough, that's within about one-two years of being correct.)
5sub |
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Posted: 5/5/2004 5:46:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2004 5:47:23 PM EDT
[#35]
82, and that works for me. Then I went back and re-did the test. I picked all the bad things and put in I was 71 or over. At the end of the test, it said I'd live to "the ripe old age of 50." hehehehe
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Posted: 5/5/2004 6:00:29 PM EDT
[#36]
87. Stupid machine, it doesn't realise I am 89.
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Posted: 5/5/2004 6:03:44 PM EDT
[#37]
85
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Posted: 5/5/2004 10:31:39 PM EDT
[#38]
Damn guys the death clock said I would die on Monday November 17, 2070. Just 7 days short of my 93 birthday. Wow too bad it doesn't take in consideration of family history of diseases, and the fact that all humans are different. Thanks Arvin
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Posted: 5/5/2004 10:43:43 PM EDT
[#39]
hate to break it to ya....that ain't gonna happen quite then.... |
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Posted: 5/5/2004 10:54:24 PM EDT
[#40]
85, eh.
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Posted: 5/5/2004 11:50:33 PM EDT
[#41]
76
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:37:43 PM EDT
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5subslr5 you are only one of a few just a little older than me,why would you say such! I like you and hope you are wrong by a WHOLE lot! Bob 
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:50:31 PM EDT
[#43]
Says 73 for me.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 9:51:16 PM EDT
[#44]
61
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Posted: 5/6/2004 9:55:11 PM EDT
[#45]
84 for me. It didn't have a spot for me to put in that I've been diabetic for 20 years.
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Posted: 5/7/2004 4:26:42 AM EDT
[#46]
only 6 months left better change my ways
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Posted: 5/7/2004 4:59:38 AM EDT
[#47]
79
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:16:51 AM EDT
[#48]
81 here.
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