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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 12/15/2005 7:05:38 PM EST
When will doctors implant a speaker in your ear and a microphone in your throat and turn you into a always on cell phone?

How long before doctors are implanting a small camera on your optic nerve and you become a always on digital camera?

I'm thinking 10-15 years.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:11:12 PM EST
87 Years!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:13:44 PM EST
I'm waiting for the dream recorder so I can replay a dream in the morning.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:16:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dieselman:
I'm waiting for the dream recorder so I can replay a dream in the morning.



+1
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:16:20 PM EST
Im just waiting for the day when they can replace my left arm with a mentally operated chaingun. A bottle opener attachment would be nice too.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:17:23 PM EST
I'm still waiting for my flying car damnit!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:18:18 PM EST
I'm waiting for women to come with mute button.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:20:57 PM EST
Most probably think it a joke, but I'm being serious. With the rapid advancement of technology, things like this will happen sooner than I even care to think about.

50 years and the human race will be always plugged into the info superhighway.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:23:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By FMJshooter:
Im just waiting for the day when they can replace my left arm with a mentally operated chaingun. A bottle opener attachment would be nice too.



Im not joking .
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:24:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
I'm waiting for women to come with mute button.




I'm not joking, too.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:26:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:32:07 PM EST
You've been watching Johnny Mnemonic again, haven't you?

No one in their right mind would let a surgeon implant that shit 'under their skin'. In 10-15 years you'll just superglue a little chip to your earlobe or outer ear that will permit the same funcions you describe.

I know because I'm on the internet.

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:38:49 PM EST
I want a real electronic BABE MAGNET. just think about sex and electronic phermones are transmitted to the subject of you desire!!----------- Ya right. not in this lifetime.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:44:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By CaptSchofield:
I want a real electronic BABE MAGNET. just think about sex and electronic phermones are transmitted to the subject of you desire!!----------- Ya right. not in this lifetime.



Careful what you wish for. Chances are some 400lb hag with no teeth will have one for the same reason and next thing you know you will find yourself in bed with her!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:45:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:48:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dieselman:

Originally Posted By CaptSchofield:
I want a real electronic BABE MAGNET. just think about sex and electronic phermones are transmitted to the subject of you desire!!----------- Ya right. not in this lifetime.



Careful what you wish for. Chances are some 400lb hag with no teeth will have one for the same reason and next thing you know you will find yourself in bed with her!



OMG Coyote ARM!!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:50:04 PM EST
Gonna be a bitch when you need to upgrade every year to keep up with the latest toys!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 7:52:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Scott574:
Gonna be a bitch when you need to upgrade every year to keep up with the latest toys!



I thought about that as well. These implants would have to be engineered to give them a usable life of 5-10 years.

Life and technology does seem to imitate TV and movies though. 40 years ago we saw Uhura talk to the galaxy via a small earpiece. Now we see people talk to the world via a wireless Bluetooth earpiece.

And you know there are people out there willing to have such things implanted.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:01:31 PM EST
A couple years back Japanes engineers created a cell phone that implants in your cheek and uses bone resonance for Mic and Speaker. Didn't catch on obviously.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:12:39 PM EST
I liked the episode of Stargate with "the link" -- A small device interfaced to the brain which connects one to a database of all known information. Without that mind-control thing though.

Googled it - Stargate Season 7, Ep. 5, Revisions
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:16:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
87 Years!



Ok I am finally gonna ask.

Whats with the 87 thing? now I am a newb about it but am just curious.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:47:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 10:57:05 PM EST
Well, hippocampus-emulators and artificial retinas have already been invented. Kevin Warwick created a way to interpret artificial senses. An interface is really all that's needed.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 11:43:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By WildBoar:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
87 Years!



Ok I am finally gonna ask.

Whats with the 87 thing? now I am a newb about it but am just curious.



-1=87
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