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Posted: 5/20/2005 3:57:19 PM EDT
Ok, here is the main plot...
A woman working in an office building goes to the restroom... She here's the noise of toilets flushing, but thought there was no one else there... She opens the door on the next stall, and see's the janitor lady trying to climb up into the ceiling... but she slips, falls and drops her camcorder into the commode. As she reaches to get her precious camera, a spider bites her at the same moment she is electrocuted!!! So what happens next??? Love??? Battle??? Millions of baby spider-wiminz??? Hive mind... finish my film!!! |
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Lesbian sex scene?
No good movie is complete without a lesbian sex scene. |
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Battle with lightsabers |
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you should model if after the new star wars flick because it was sweet
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Won't work... not a single scene in which two wiminz fought or got it on. |
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I KNOW!!!! A chick fight... that turns INTO a lesbian sex scene!! Dude, do it, you'd make millions. Make sure baby oil is involved also. |
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It was a dark and stormy night. There I was, sitting alone in my mom's basement, in my underwear, eating my M&M's and surfing arfcom, when, suddenly, I heard a noise upstairs. I instantly sprung into action. I grabbed my tactical pajamas, jumped into them, and then faced my first dilemna: should I grab the 870 HD, or the M4? (ok, there's my contribution...) |
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Baby Oil is a GO!!! |
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Shall I continue it? ... I decided to grab the 870 since I read on Arfcom that all you have to do is rack the slide and the bad guy runs away. I forgot on the way up the stairs that it was loaded with slugs and I wanted #4 buckshot since it was dark and I wanted to just be able to point in the general direction of the bad guy and pull the trigger. I went back to the closet, unloaded the shells, reloaded it with buckshot, then started back up the stairs. I got halfway up again and decided I would rather use the M4 since I spent like 2 grand on the ACOG, Surefire, rail system, Magpul stock, and beta mag. I went back down the stairs and grabbed the M4. I slowly ascended the steps in a tactical-gut support-ready position when I remembered that I had some Hornady TAP ammo loaded in the other mag, so I went back to the closet, grabbed the other mag plus a few spares and headed back to engage the threat. ... My bunny slippers caused me to slip on the stairs on the way up and I had an |
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guys... nock it off |
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Did I hear my name?!?!?! |
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No offense taken, but what else there besides wiminz duking it out covered in baby oil??? |
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I reached in my tac-vest and found my cell phone pouch, whipped it out, and called 911. While I was waiting for the cops to arrive, I ran downstairs and posted on arfcom OMG LOL HOME INVADER!!! ROXOR!!! I DREW DOWN!!! and just as I hit 'submit'; I heard a shot from outside in the front yard. Aighhh! I had forgotten to chain the do g up before the po-po showed up. Poor fluffy.... |
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No, you READ it. |
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O.k., I've got it. Right where the chick gets electrocuted is where you get all "Tarentino-esque" and the other chick flashes back in time to the FIRST time she saw someone electrocuted which, ironically, was in the middle of her first lesbian experience, an experience that also took place in a bathroom. When she snaps out of the flashback she notices that right above the smoldering dead person's corpse someone has cryptically scrawled "Here_Comes_Your_Ninja_Flash" on the stall. Beside that someone has scrawled "+2" and "troll" in what looks like blood. |
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Ok, in the super babe vs. spider-wiminz battle that ensues...
arowneragain and Cypher214 are blasted to oblivion as they were standing comparing notes on some unrelated plot line, and got vaporized by the evil spider-wiminz |
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YES!!! |
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Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first? :P
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What??? the characters are wiminz. they are covered in baby oil. and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil. I figure the character developement will work itself out |
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Men! It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream... Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you? :P |
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This would be better if she was coming down from the ceiling. That way what's on the tape takes on importance. |
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Hey guys...
uh... We need WIMINZ to do this? Any idea on the cast or supporting roles? I've only got two hands, so I can only support on of them! I need help from the audience!!! |
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You kiddin? Most XXX DVD's are like $30 and PLENTY of them are sold. |
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Lol....well, how would I know? I'm not a guy. |
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Dude.... we are gonna get soooooo rich!!! Hell, we might even make enough money to start a dedicated NVD forum!!! |
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Hmmm....
What language should the film be in? Should it be an artsy foriegn type with subtitles? All english??? Maybe mostly english with some greek thrown in??? |
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I would like to make it clear, for the record, that I was the first person to suggest baby-oil-covered fighting lesbians. I want at least 30% of the profits. |
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Females buy porn, too... |
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Not this female. |
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While I happily acknowledge your fine contribution. However, I cannot promise a percentage larger than my own share. Remember, we have to take care of the... "talent" and... the guys that want a NVD forum |
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Ok fine. In place of my cut, I will take a position as whoever the guy is that interviews and "auditions" the women for their "parts". |
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How bout taking a position of "watching out for the boyfriends/husbands whilst the talent is being interviewed and/or "auditioned". |
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We care about a lot more better and NICER things than that. At least me...anyway! |
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I know that....I was just kidding. |
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I know. I 'm just saying I'm not a chauvanistic freakjob...unlike SOME people! |
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Hey!!! Who you calling chauvanistic??? |
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No, that sounds like a job for one of the many resident trolls of Arfcom. |
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But, but... the "resident kid" got banned! |
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INT. LADIES ROOM - DUSK
SALLY gasps as she watches the JANITOR LADY drop the camcorder with the evidence of their illicit lesbian relationship into the toilet. The LADY jumps down with a snarl and grabs at the camcorder as a small rare red backed spider bites her. Of course, the camcorder doesn't HAVE enough charge to electrocute her or anything so she grabs the camcorder, swuashes the spider and whirls to face SALLY. JANITOR LADY So what chu looking at? SALLY I...i.... I thought you were someone special. But no you're like all the rest. Show a girl a good time with baby oil in the ladies room and tape it so you can post pics on the net. The JANITOR LADY (JL) throws her head back in laughter. Triumphantly she shows SALLY the still dry tape in the camcorder. Enraged - Sally pounces on her and the fight is on. Sally drives JL into the toilet stall. She rips the shirt and bra right off JL whose tan body still glistens from the earlier baby oil treatment. Sally pushes her head down and........ |
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Not you in particular...just saying that exploiting covering chicks in oil and jello and whipped cream is chauvanistic and stupid. |
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So then you're calling me a freakjob??? |
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You got it! Regardless of inventing stealth bombers, space shuttles, and coming up with theories of relativity, etc., we are, at heart, simple creatures. |
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Exactly. A steak and a blowjob will make any man happy. |
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It’s missing. Is is it in the next scene or what? |
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Must be after the steak, but BEFORE the blowjob??? |
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