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Posted: 10/31/2009 3:58:56 PM EST
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 3:59:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!

Molon candy
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:00:13 PM EST
Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line..................
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:00:18 PM EST
Get off my lawn.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:01:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:02:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line..................


Yeah, well I know you:

1. BOUGHT THE CANDY
2. Sat down on couch with candy
3. Ate all the fucking candy
4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:03:03 PM EST
I don't think these guys realize that they are drawing attention to themselves by trying not to draw attention to themselves. You weird fuckers wear camo in the woods but you won't wear the sheepleflage in the neighborhood. Makes no sense and that is why you are a complete joke.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:03:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line..................


Yeah, well I know you:

1. BOUGHT THE CANDY
2. Sat down on couch with candy
3. Ate all the fucking candy
4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out.


Bud, I just lost 40 pounds in 3 weeks, candy wasn't part of the deal.

Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:03:22 PM EST
Hey, I took your advice. I just shit in your kids bag. Happy Halloween to you too!
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:03:33 PM EST


you just made the list buddy





Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:03:38 PM EST
Word. 20 year olds trying to act like grumpy old men without the life experiences to go along with it just come across as sociopaths.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:04:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line..................


Yeah, well I know you:

1. BOUGHT THE CANDY
2. Sat down on couch with candy
3. Ate all the fucking candy
4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out.


Bud, I just lost 40 pounds in 3 weeks, candy wasn't part of the deal.



I see you did not deny the chocolate on yer pecker though, interesting...
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:05:41 PM EST
I'm waiting, it's dark here and no trick or treaters yet.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:05:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line..................


Yeah, well I know you:

1. BOUGHT THE CANDY
2. Sat down on couch with candy
3. Ate all the fucking candy
4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out.


Bud, I just lost 40 pounds in 3 weeks, candy wasn't part of the deal.



I see you did not deny the chocolate on yer pecker though, interesting...


You seem to have "peckers" on your mind. Hmmmmmm.

Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:05:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!


Ok tough guy.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:07:08 PM EST
I ate all of the candy already. Sorry kids.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:08:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!


Ok tough guy.


Question, is YOUR house giving out candy?
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:08:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!


Come on over and knock
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:08:57 PM EST
I did. The kids came and raped my candy. I did save about 5 blowpops for myself, though
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:09:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tannim:
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!


Come on over and knock
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8763/flubh.jpg


You know, some kids cannot yet read...
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:10:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2009 4:11:39 PM EST by Aimless]
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:10:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By Tannim:
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!


Come on over and knock
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8763/flubh.jpg


You know, some kids cannot yet read...


Those kids have their parents with them. We've been watching costumes on CC TV all night.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:10:37 PM EST
Ain't my kids to fuckin' entertain.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:10:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line..................


Yeah, well I know you:

1. BOUGHT THE CANDY
2. Sat down on couch with candy
3. Ate all the fucking candy
4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out.


Bud, I just lost 40 pounds in 3 weeks, candy wasn't part of the deal.



I see you did not deny the chocolate on yer pecker though, interesting...


You seem to have "peckers" on your mind. Hmmmmmm.



WOW, great comeback...
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:13:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By raven:

Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!

Molon candy


Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:14:03 PM EST
I never get kids at my apartment building, but I am always prepared for trick-or-treaters.

I guess I kind of hope they will come.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:14:18 PM EST
You talk a big game behind your keyboard.

Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:14:32 PM EST
We're handing out candy for the first time in ten years or so... We bought two big bags and are almost out.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:14:51 PM EST
Who are you to tell someone that they HAVE to give out candy?
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:15:03 PM EST
You know some of us may have court orders against giving out candy...
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:15:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By glimmerman68:
You talk a big game behind your keyboard.



We just did a 3 hour trick or treat hike around my hood...

So I guess I have not been behind my keyboard ALL night, eh?
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:15:57 PM EST
I'm sorry I didn't give you candy. GTOMY. (get the f*** off my lawn)
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:16:07 PM EST
I have been saving the mints from the restaurants all year, and hardly a Trick-or-Treater has come by. I will need to reevaluate whether I should go to the effort of collecting mints next year.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:16:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By bmmc:
We're handing out candy for the first time in ten years or so... We bought two big bags and are almost out.


Fun Isn't it?
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:17:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By Molon-Labe:
Who are you to tell someone that they HAVE to give out candy?


I didn't say you HAD to.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:17:18 PM EST
better get IN on one on this
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:17:25 PM EST
We are handing it out left and right. Sheesh, tons of kids this year.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:17:39 PM EST
Yeah people around here can be complete loons sometimes. Worked up about the stupidest shit.

I love Halloween and the holiday spirit.

I just wish we had more kids come around instead of the 6-7 small groups we usually get.

This is the first year we ran out of candy (since my wife scaled back based previous years) and I'm kinda bummed we had to turn the lights out.

Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:18:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By Power2thePeople:
I'm sorry I didn't give you candy. GTOMY. (get the f*** off my lawn)


Quoted for Acronym FAIL
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:18:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By Power2thePeople:
I'm sorry I didn't give you candy. GTOMY. (get the f*** off my lawn)


Quoted for Acronym FAIL


Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:19:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:19:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!

You'll have to get past the minefield first, sally.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:20:22 PM EST
I'm stuck at work, wish I could be home I like seeing the kids in their costumes.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:20:29 PM EST
Last year we had maybe ten trick-or-treaters. Tonight we've had over one hundred . I had to make two candy runs tonight.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:20:35 PM EST
But It's for the kids!


Really.

There weren't many kids out tonight lots of rain over here.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:21:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By Molon-Labe:
Who are you to tell someone that they HAVE to give out candy?


I didn't say you HAD to.

So the imperative in your thread title, saying FUCK YOU and that you are going to be there when they go down isn't intended to pressure anyone into doing what you want him to do? Ok.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:23:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2009 4:25:01 PM EST by SDavid]
I predict that in the next five years halloween will be done and over with. There were about ten houses, if that, in my area that were giving out candy this year.


ETA I was out grilling my dinner while kids were running around, my house looks creepy enough so no one comes near it anyway. No, I don't give out candy.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:23:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:24:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By raven:
Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!
Molon candy



I would probably get some candy to give out if I lived
in an area where there were kids out looking for it.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:25:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By Molon-Labe:

Originally Posted By The_Watcher:
Originally Posted By Molon-Labe:
Who are you to tell someone that they HAVE to give out candy?


I didn't say you HAD to.

So the imperative in your thread title, saying FUCK YOU and that you are going to be there when they go down isn't intended to pressure anyone into doing what you want him to do? Ok.


Hey, if you are the kind of guy that can be pressured by an interwebs guy, so be it. I would say SOME on this board are not that type.
Link Posted: 10/31/2009 4:25:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By PBIR:
Word. 20 year olds trying to act like grumpy old men without the life experiences to go along with it just come across as sociopaths.




Funny part about this grumpy old man is that I love Halloween more than the kids do.

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