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Posted: 5/3/2004 3:42:30 AM EDT
That each hip had a differant zip code.

that she was taller sitting down than standing up

hens were jealous

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 3:43:57 AM EDT
They named "four corners" after it
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 3:49:57 AM EDT
The city passed an ordance saying she has to beep whenever she backs up.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 3:56:32 AM EDT
If someone told her to "haul ass", it would take three trips.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 3:58:17 AM EDT
Her ass was so big people thought it was three people joined at the ass.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 3:58:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Va_Dinger:
If someone told her to "haul ass", it would take three trips.




And a DOT permit.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 4:09:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 4:10:48 AM EDT by realist]

Her ass was so big his whole head went in just to get to her hole
and was entirely engulfed in unwiped ass
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 4:16:40 AM EDT




... the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
... she auditioned for Indiana Jones and won the big rolling ball part.
... when she puts on her clothes, they beg for mercy.
... when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
... people jog around her for exercise.
... she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
... she had to go to Sea World to get baptised.
... she puts on tampons with a Grenade Launcher.
... when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".
... when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a time, please".
... the last time she saw 90210 was on a wieght scale.
... she's got more rolls than a bakery.
... she sells shade in the summer.
... she sat on a Nintendo 64 and it turned into a Gameboy.
... I've known her all my life ... and I still ain't seen ALL of her!
... she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big!
... she shows up on radar.
... when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
... when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued..."
... I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
... she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.
... on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
... on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
... when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
... when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
... she uses diet soap.
... when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 4:19:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 4:20:22 AM EDT by StariVojnik]
Her ass was so big, she sat on a dollar bill and made four quarters.


Her ass was so big, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Link Posted: 5/3/2004 4:39:02 AM EDT
... her TRAILER was made out of spandex.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 4:40:45 AM EDT
She was listed in Janes Fighting Ships under Battleships.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 4:41:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pathfinder74:
www.medialunchbox.com//pics/fatass.jpg


Now that is wrong.... but funny!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 4:56:57 AM EDT
Her ass is so big, that when she steps outside- she causes a solar eclipse.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 5:14:10 AM EDT
.........., that the doors in her house are oval shaped like The Shire in Lord of the Rings.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 9:06:29 AM EDT
Her shadow fell on a cat and killed the cat.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 9:10:04 AM EDT
Her ass is so fat, the bitch fell in love and broke it.

Link Posted: 5/3/2004 9:11:06 AM EDT
Her ass is so big it generates it's own gravity.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 9:13:06 AM EDT
Her ass is so fat, there is a system of smaller asses that revolve around it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 9:14:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Her ass is so fat, there is a system of smaller asses that revolve around it.



LMBO!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:00:04 AM EDT
...her high school picture was an aerial photo
you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot
for sex, just sit on her lap, slap her thigh and ride the waves in
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:03:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 11:07:30 AM EDT by NorCal_LEO]
her ass is so big when she goes dancing, the band skips.
her ass is so big popcorn comes in small, medium, large and "her ass"
her ass is so big when she farts, clowns come out
her ass is so big it was taken over by rebels and is now known as "the peoples republic of her ass"
her ass is so big Nike named a shoe after it

edi­ted becuz I forgot some...
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:06:24 AM EDT
She found the only proctologist in the world that specializes in spelu.nking
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:11:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 11:12:48 AM EDT by Colt_SBR]
There's something wrong with you guys.



Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:11:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 11:13:33 AM EDT by Colt_SBR]
There's something wrong with you guys.



Colt_SBR

Opps, first time I ever did that. Duplicate reply.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:14:06 AM EDT
...it looked like someone blasted it at close range with a shotgun.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:19:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 11:20:28 AM EDT by pathfinder74]

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Her ass is so fat, the bitch fell in love and broke it.




Originally Posted By Javak:
Her shadow fell on a cat and killed the cat.




Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:27:27 AM EDT
Her ass was so big, when she laid around the house, she laid arooooouuuund the house!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:34:31 AM EDT
She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 12:06:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LWilde:
She was listed in Janes Fighting Ships under Battleships.


LOL.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 2:35:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 2:35:25 PM EDT by ScaryGuy]
She has to butter her cheeks to get in her granny panties
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 3:06:13 PM EDT
...SHE BROKE HER LEG AND GRAVY CAME OUT.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 3:06:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 3:07:36 PM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]
When she wears red, all the kids yell "HEY KOOL-AID!"
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:59:59 PM EDT
When she is walking away from you, her ass looks like 2 grown women fighting in a gunny sack.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 7:23:23 PM EDT
she has to get prescription underware.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 8:44:56 PM EDT
....that if you kick the bitch in the ass today, she wouldn't feel it until next week.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 9:09:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
When she wears red, all the kids yell "HEY KOOL-AID!"





When they yell KoolAid she comes crashing thru the wall.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 10:18:10 PM EDT
I got a gal that's mighty sweet.
Big blue eyes and tiny feet.
Her name is "Rosearette McGee
And she tips the scales at 303 Oh Gee.
But aint it nice to have a gal so big and fat,
That when you go to hug her you don't know where your at.
Ya gotta take a piece of chalk in yer hand and hug awhile and chalk awhile
and see where you began.
One day, when I was huggin and a chalkin and a chalkin and a huggin away.
I met another fella with some chalk in his hand,
commin around the other side, over the mountain, commin around the other side.

A song my Dad taught me when I was very young.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 10:29:51 PM EDT
her ass was so big obese ppl made fun of her
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:37:51 PM EDT
that if you put dough and crisco between her ass cheeks... three steps later out pops a loaf of bread!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 6:59:06 PM EDT
Had to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:02:06 PM EDT
Her mom had to have an O-section for delivery.

She pays property tax on it.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:07:10 PM EDT
Her ass is so big when she sets in the tub the water in the toilet rises.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:13:40 PM EDT
Her ass is so big that when she goes to the beach, it's always high tide.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 8:27:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/4/2004 8:28:34 PM EDT by Rabid_Coyote]

Originally Posted By sum-rifle:
I got a gal that's mighty sweet.
Big blue eyes and tiny feet.
Her name is "Rosearette McGee
And she tips the scales at 303 Oh Gee.
But aint it nice to have a gal so big and fat,
That when you go to hug her you don't know where your at.
Ya gotta take a piece of chalk in yer hand and hug awhile and chalk awhile
and see where you began.
One day, when I was huggin and a chalkin and a chalkin and a huggin away.
I met another fella with some chalk in his hand,
commin around the other side, over the mountain, commin around the other side.

A song my Dad taught me when I was very young.



Was your Dad an Army vet? I've only heard that as a running cadence back in the day, courtesy of the 10th Mountain Division. I w as a Jarhead, that was one of the few cadences they had that I hadn't heard in modified form in the USMC.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 11:34:27 PM EDT
My Dad was not in the Military however several of his brothers were WWI and WWII.
He just knows lots of songs, but it could be he learned it from a brother.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:16:38 PM EDT
When she dives into the ocean, the cry of “Surfs Up!” echo around for miles.

The first time she belly-flopped into a lake, there were only 4 Great Lakes.

When she belly-flops into a Great Lake, she empties it.
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