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Posted: 5/3/2004 3:42:30 AM EDT
That each hip had a differant zip code.
that she was taller sitting down than standing up hens were jealous Sgtar15 |
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The city passed an ordance saying she has to beep whenever she backs up.
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Her ass was so big people thought it was three people joined at the ass.
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And a DOT permit. |
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Her ass was so big his whole head went in just to get to her hole and was entirely engulfed in unwiped ass |
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Her ass was so big, she sat on a dollar bill and made four quarters.
Her ass was so big, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. |
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Now that is wrong.... but funny! |
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Her ass is so big, that when she steps outside- she causes a solar eclipse.
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.........., that the doors in her house are oval shaped like The Shire in Lord of the Rings.
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Her ass is so fat, there is a system of smaller asses that revolve around it.
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LMBO! |
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...her high school picture was an aerial photo
you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot for sex, just sit on her lap, slap her thigh and ride the waves in |
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her ass is so big when she goes dancing, the band skips.
her ass is so big popcorn comes in small, medium, large and "her ass" her ass is so big when she farts, clowns come out her ass is so big it was taken over by rebels and is now known as "the peoples republic of her ass" her ass is so big Nike named a shoe after it edited becuz I forgot some... |
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She found the only proctologist in the world that specializes in spelu.nking
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There's something wrong with you guys.
Colt_SBR Opps, first time I ever did that. Duplicate reply. |
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...it looked like someone blasted it at close range with a shotgun.
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Her ass was so big, when she laid around the house, she laid arooooouuuund the house!
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LOL. |
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When she is walking away from you, her ass looks like 2 grown women fighting in a gunny sack.
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....that if you kick the bitch in the ass today, she wouldn't feel it until next week.
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When they yell KoolAid she comes crashing thru the wall. |
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I got a gal that's mighty sweet.
Big blue eyes and tiny feet. Her name is "Rosearette McGee And she tips the scales at 303 Oh Gee. But aint it nice to have a gal so big and fat, That when you go to hug her you don't know where your at. Ya gotta take a piece of chalk in yer hand and hug awhile and chalk awhile and see where you began. One day, when I was huggin and a chalkin and a chalkin and a huggin away. I met another fella with some chalk in his hand, commin around the other side, over the mountain, commin around the other side. A song my Dad taught me when I was very young. |
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that if you put dough and crisco between her ass cheeks... three steps later out pops a loaf of bread!
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Her mom had to have an O-section for delivery.
She pays property tax on it. |
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Her ass is so big when she sets in the tub the water in the toilet rises.
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Her ass is so big that when she goes to the beach, it's always high tide.
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Was your Dad an Army vet? I've only heard that as a running cadence back in the day, courtesy of the 10th Mountain Division. I w as a Jarhead, that was one of the few cadences they had that I hadn't heard in modified form in the USMC. |
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My Dad was not in the Military however several of his brothers were WWI and WWII.
He just knows lots of songs, but it could be he learned it from a brother. |
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When she dives into the ocean, the cry of “Surfs Up!” echo around for miles.
The first time she belly-flopped into a lake, there were only 4 Great Lakes. When she belly-flops into a Great Lake, she empties it. |
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