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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:44:01 AM EDT
Her Majesty's Robbing Cunts .

you just stopped my order from the arf shop for two shirts and a handful of stickers and added a fuckin customs charge of £15.06 , WTF, did you just pluck that number out of the arse of the other robbing twat sat next to you (and did he like it , i bet he did ).
our country aint got a pot to piss in yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit dry with tax on tax to pay for their free shit , you even stopped and taxed my Christmas present from dphill you thieving shites , it's a fuckin Christmas gift you cash grabbing cockeaters.

you say it's ok so long as i order shite from the EU , well fuck the EU , fuck it with a big sharp rusty pole , wrapped in barbed wire , dipped in glue and rolled in broken glass , shoved in deep and moved in a figure of eight motion (they like that they do ).

we have tonnes of fucking drugs getting into the fuckin country every week , fuckin TONNES , you never find that shit do you , noooo , but you found two fucking tshirts and some stickers , well fuckin done poirot , bust of the year and a gold star for you dickhead.

we have hundreds of unwashed fuckers clinging to the axle's of trucks getting in every day , you never find them do you noooo ( we live on a shagging Island , how fuckin hard can it be ?) yet you found my fuckin Christmas presents from dphill to tax, you cunts , i hope your next shit is a frightened hedgehog with a hard on and 4 wooden legs you fuckin bellends.





so , what's next




well , i will pay the charge as i am a hard working law abiding citizen , I love my country , but sometimes it's fuckin hard work




legal disclaimer , The above post was for entertainment purposes only , no animals were harmed in the making of this thread ( well maybe some horses , but we have been eating them as fuckin beef anyway you fuckin lying inept twats ) , if a member of staff at HMRC was to get a paper cut i would not be too upset if i am honest .






Link Posted: 2/15/2013 10:46:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2013 10:48:10 AM EDT by Hugo_Stiglitz]
8/10

Because I don't know what a bellend is.




ETA: at the hedgehog with wooden legs.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 10:48:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 10:53:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bradders:
That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce

fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 .
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 10:56:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 10:58:45 AM EDT
Would it be a dick move to tell you that I've received mine today?

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Link Posted: 2/15/2013 10:59:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:03:01 AM EDT


Originally Posted By VA-gunnut:
I'm not seeing pics of the shirts.
Here are mine for the benefit of the GDwellers:


.

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Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:09:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VA-gunnut:
I'm not seeing pics of the shirts.
don't make me add you to z list

Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:10:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:12:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hugo_Stiglitz:
8/10

Because I don't know what a bellend is.




ETA: at the hedgehog with wooden legs.


10/10 Mate

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.
God, you are all a bunch of bellends!
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:12:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2013 11:14:29 AM EDT by UKjohn]

Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By Bradders:
That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce

fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 .


Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A

So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you?
more than a Bradley Arms hoody


eddit to add , about £20 each ish i think
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:12:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cromlech:
Would it be a dick move to tell you that I've received mine today?

.http://imageshack.us/a/img266/451/daboks2.jpg

yer , that's not fuckin helpin
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:13:09 AM EDT
Yeah, well, that whole excessive tax thing is why we broke away in the first place.
Come to think of it, it's probably time to remind the current Congress of that fact. Maybe the President as well.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:19:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2013 11:19:50 AM EDT by Bradders]
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:19:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KiowaCreekRaider:
Yeah, well, that whole excessive tax thing is why we broke away in the first place.
Come to think of it, it's probably time to remind the current Congress of that fact. Maybe the President as well.

good luck with that
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:21:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dphill:
Originally Posted By Hugo_Stiglitz:
8/10

Because I don't know what a bellend is.




ETA: at the hedgehog with wooden legs.


10/10 Mate

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.
God, you are all a bunch of bellends!


Thank you for the English to English translation!

Agree 10/10
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:24:47 AM EDT
Nice rant. 9.5/10

Needed to be a little longer, you were on quite a roll.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:27:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hugo_Stiglitz:
Originally Posted By dphill:
Originally Posted By Hugo_Stiglitz:
8/10

Because I don't know what a bellend is.




ETA: at the hedgehog with wooden legs.


10/10 Mate

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.
God, you are all a bunch of bellends!


Thank you for the English to English translation!

Agree 10/10


They class this place up don't they
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:28:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:31:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By Bradders:
That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce

fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 .


Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A

So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you?
more than a Bradley Arms hoody

eddit to add , about £20 each ish i think


So the grand total including postage and customs clearance is?

£90
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:36:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2013 11:37:08 AM EDT by Agent_Funky]
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:41:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:42:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:44:50 AM EDT
"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit"

That's Racist!

BNP much?
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:47:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:49:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dphill:
Originally Posted By Hugo_Stiglitz:
8/10

Because I don't know what a bellend is.




ETA: at the hedgehog with wooden legs.


10/10 Mate

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.
God, you are all a bunch of bellends!


Ah, thanks for the translation.
I was going with a classy way to say idiot or 'tard as in the lower end of the bell curve.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:49:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:50:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By Bradders:
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By Bradders:
That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce

fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 .


Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A

So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you?
more than a Bradley Arms hoody

eddit to add , about £20 each ish i think


So the grand total including postage and customs clearance is?

£90


For 2 t shirts?

sorry my bad, £60 plus some stickers , it's this pulsing vein on the side of my head making me not do sums right
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:55:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By BlackDouglas:
"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit"

That's Racist!

BNP much?


Not likely, the BNP can't string a sentence together, let alone compose a rant.


Sad, I heard the conservative movement over there is pretty fractured and ineffective. I'm beginning to see the same thing here.

Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:56:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BlackDouglas:
"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit"

That's Racist!

BNP much?
you are getting me mixed up with someone who gives a fuck what your race is , i don't , shitters full .

Link Posted: 2/15/2013 11:57:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By BlackDouglas:
"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit"

That's Racist!

BNP much?


Not likely, the BNP can't string a sentence together, let alone compose a rant.
to be fair i do qualify

Link Posted: 2/15/2013 12:01:19 PM EDT
9.6/10 - I love Brit slang.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 12:02:21 PM EDT
Great rant! God I love our international brethren (no homo).
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 12:10:20 PM EDT
I read your post with an accent.

Good rant. 9/10. More fucks would've made it a 10.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 12:13:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By BlackDouglas:
"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit"

That's Racist!

BNP much?
you are getting me mixed up with someone who gives a fuck what your race is , i don't , shitters full .



No offense intended, just a friendly barb there. Mea Culpa.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 12:17:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BlackDouglas:
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By BlackDouglas:
"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit"

That's Racist!

BNP much?
you are getting me mixed up with someone who gives a fuck what your race is , i don't , shitters full .



No offense intended, just a friendly barb there. Mea Culpa.
no offense taken

Link Posted: 2/15/2013 12:59:01 PM EDT
Looks like I need to send another package for those bastards to open
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:01:10 PM EDT
Reading Brit "English" is like reading Chinese.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:05:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dphill:
Looks like I need to send another package for those bastards to open
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFiwCh3uPD8_F6NqvXHv8sCIIwN-stJtyS_tpH-y_bWwmqsfMd

lol , remember the note i added a few years back , in case it got stolen mini rant
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:06:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By dphill:
Looks like I need to send another package for those bastards to open
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFiwCh3uPD8_F6NqvXHv8sCIIwN-stJtyS_tpH-y_bWwmqsfMd

lol , remember the note i added a few years back , in case it got stolen mini rant


The cookiemaker enjoyed that too
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:08:03 PM EDT
I need me a shirt like that. Off to see if there's a WAHTF shirt...



Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:15:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:16:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:26:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bradders:
Move to a free state

cornwall
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:29:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By BlackDouglas:
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By BlackDouglas:
"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit"

That's Racist!

BNP much?


Not likely, the BNP can't string a sentence together, let alone compose a rant.


Sad, I heard the conservative movement over there is pretty fractured and ineffective. I'm beginning to see the same thing here.




Not really, the BNP are a bunch of tossers and anything but conservative. Their policies read like a socialist playbook.

Read their manifesto.



Ahh! Just did, oops. I'd heard 'em called names, but figured it was typical liberal hyperbole. Tell me;

Do you guys have any conservative movements with any steam behind them? Is the pendulum swinging the other way yet?

I figure it has to sooner or later judging by the ridiculous taxes and postage fees which must surely affect everyone.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:32:12 PM EDT
9.9/10

Needs a reference to the Queen Mum, may she rest in peace.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:36:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By Bradders:
Move to a free state

cornwall


WALES !
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:43:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sslocal:
9.6/10 - I love Brit slang.



Yes. Bloody good rant, mate.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:49:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dphill:
Originally Posted By UKjohn:

Originally Posted By Bradders:
Move to a free state

cornwall


WALES !

I like Wales , never been to cornwall , but been told they talk funny and have no electricity or clean water
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:50:55 PM EDT
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