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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:44:01 AM EDT
Her Majesty's Robbing Cunts .
you just stopped my order from the arf shop for two shirts and a handful of stickers and added a fuckin customs charge of £15.06 , WTF, did you just pluck that number out of the arse of the other robbing twat sat next to you (and did he like it , i bet he did ). our country aint got a pot to piss in yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit dry with tax on tax to pay for their free shit , you even stopped and taxed my Christmas present from dphill you thieving shites , it's a fuckin Christmas gift you cash grabbing cockeaters. you say it's ok so long as i order shite from the EU , well fuck the EU , fuck it with a big sharp rusty pole , wrapped in barbed wire , dipped in glue and rolled in broken glass , shoved in deep and moved in a figure of eight motion (they like that they do ). we have tonnes of fucking drugs getting into the fuckin country every week , fuckin TONNES , you never find that shit do you , noooo , but you found two fucking tshirts and some stickers , well fuckin done poirot , bust of the year and a gold star for you dickhead. we have hundreds of unwashed fuckers clinging to the axle's of trucks getting in every day , you never find them do you noooo ( we live on a shagging Island , how fuckin hard can it be ?) yet you found my fuckin Christmas presents from dphill to tax, you cunts , i hope your next shit is a frightened hedgehog with a hard on and 4 wooden legs you fuckin bellends. so , what's next well , i will pay the charge as i am a hard working law abiding citizen  , I love my country , but sometimes it's fuckin hard work  legal disclaimer , The above post was for entertainment purposes only , no animals were harmed in the making of this thread ( well maybe some horses , but we have been eating them as fuckin beef anyway you fuckin lying inept twats ) , if a member of staff at HMRC was to get a paper cut i would not be too upset if i am honest . |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:46:53 AM EDT
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8/10
Because I don't know what a bellend is. 
ETA:  at the hedgehog with wooden legs.
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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:48:51 AM EDT
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That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce
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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:53:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 . |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:56:56 AM EDT
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That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 . Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A
So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you? |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:58:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:59:42 AM EDT
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I'm not seeing pics of the shirts.
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:03:01 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'm not seeing pics of the shirts. Here are mine for the benefit of the GDwellers: .  .  |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:09:43 AM EDT
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Quoted: don't make me add you to z list I'm not seeing pics of the shirts.  |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:10:45 AM EDT
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don't make me add you to z list I'm not seeing pics of the shirts.
Answer my question dammit
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:12:03 AM EDT
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8/10 Because I don't know what a bellend is.
ETA: at the hedgehog with wooden legs. 10/10 Mate
Plural form of bellend The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end. God, you are all a bunch of bellends! |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:12:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: more than a Bradley Arms hoody Quoted: Quoted: That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 . Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you?  eddit to add , about £20 each ish i think |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:12:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: Would it be a dick move to tell you that I've received mine today? .http://imageshack.us/a/img266/451/daboks2.jpg yer , that's not fuckin helpin |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:13:09 AM EDT
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Yeah, well, that whole excessive tax thing is why we broke away in the first place.
Come to think of it, it's probably time to remind the current Congress of that fact. Maybe the President as well. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:19:08 AM EDT
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That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 . Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A
So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you?
eddit to add , about £20 each ish i think So the grand total including postage and customs clearance is? |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:19:11 AM EDT
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Quoted: Yeah, well, that whole excessive tax thing is why we broke away in the first place. Come to think of it, it's probably time to remind the current Congress of that fact. Maybe the President as well. good luck with that  |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:21:58 AM EDT
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8/10 Because I don't know what a bellend is.
ETA: at the hedgehog with wooden legs. 10/10 Mate
Plural form of bellend The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end. God, you are all a bunch of bellends! Thank you for the English to English translation! Agree 10/10
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:24:47 AM EDT
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Nice rant. 9.5/10
Needed to be a little longer, you were on quite a roll.
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:27:08 AM EDT
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8/10 Because I don't know what a bellend is.
ETA: at the hedgehog with wooden legs. 10/10 Mate
Plural form of bellend The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end. God, you are all a bunch of bellends! Thank you for the English to English translation! Agree 10/10 They class this place up don't they 
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:28:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:31:00 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: more than a Bradley Arms hoody Quoted: Quoted: That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 . Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you? eddit to add , about £20 each ish i think So the grand total including postage and customs clearance is? £90 |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:36:48 AM EDT
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Her Majesty's Robbing Cunts . you just stopped my order from the arf shop for two shirts and a handful of stickers and added a fuckin customs charge of £15.06 , WTF, did you just pluck that number out of the arse of the other robbing twat sat next to you (and did he like it , i bet he did ). our country aint got a pot to piss in yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit dry with tax on tax to pay for their free shit , you even stopped and taxed my Christmas present from dphill you thieving shites , it's a fuckin Christmas gift you cash grabbing cockeaters. you say it's ok so long as i order shite from the EU , well fuck the EU , fuck it with a big sharp rusty pole , wrapped in barbed wire , dipped in glue and rolled in broken glass , shoved in deep and moved in a figure of eight motion (they like that they do ). we have tonnes of fucking drugs getting into the fuckin country every week , fuckin TONNES , you never find that shit do you , noooo , but you found two fucking tshirts and some stickers , well fuckin done poirot , bust of the year and a gold star for you dickhead. we have hundreds of unwashed fuckers clinging to the axle's of trucks getting in every day , you never find them do you noooo ( we live on a shagging Island , how fuckin hard can it be ?) yet you found my fuckin Christmas presents from dphill to tax, you cunts , i hope your next shit is a frightened hedgehog with a hard on and 4 wooden legs you fuckin bellends. so , what's next well , i will pay the charge as i am a hard working law abiding citizen , I love my country , but sometimes it's fuckin hard work
+ fucking 1 
And don't forget that half of that goes to ParcelFarce, or Parcelcunts or whatever as a "handling fee". A handling fee??? They are a parcel courier. The fucking tossers are supposed to "handle" it. They are supposed to deliver to the door as well, but I always end up going all the way to fucking Manchester to be greeted by some spandex wearing 80's hair-band throwback with a fucking lisp at their disorganised clusterfuck of a depot where they charge me for going to collect my parcel which I have already fucking paid the postage for. 8/10 by the way. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:41:30 AM EDT
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That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 . Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A
So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you?
eddit to add , about £20 each ish i think So the grand total including postage and customs clearance is? £90
For 2 t shirts? 
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:42:47 AM EDT
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That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 . Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A
So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you?
eddit to add , about £20 each ish i think So the grand total including postage and customs clearance is? £90
fuckaduck
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:44:50 AM EDT
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"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit"
That's Racist! BNP much? |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:47:19 AM EDT
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Yeah, well, that whole excessive tax thing is why we broke away in the first place. Come to think of it, it's probably time to remind the current Congress of that fact. Maybe the President as well. Yeah well, there used to be a tax break on items below £50 or thereabouts and Customs were fairly reasonable about the stuff they stopped levied charges on. However, since we had a libtard Govt that threw money around like confetti for 15 years we are now getting raped for every penny by the current shower to pay for the excesses of the last lot. So fuck it. I'm not ordering anything from America at the moment. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:49:20 AM EDT
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8/10 Because I don't know what a bellend is.
ETA: at the hedgehog with wooden legs. 10/10 Mate
Plural form of bellend The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end. God, you are all a bunch of bellends! Ah, thanks for the translation. I was going with a classy way to say idiot or 'tard as in the lower end of the bell curve. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:49:57 AM EDT
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"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit" That's Racist! BNP much? Not likely, the BNP can't string a sentence together, let alone compose a rant. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:50:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: more than a Bradley Arms hoody Quoted: Quoted: That includes the £8 handling fee for Parcelforce fuck that , the royal mail have added another £1 on it , cunts , just says customs charge £15.06 . Well that'll teach you to buy shirts from the good ol' US of A So how much has this whole t shirt buying venture cost you? eddit to add , about £20 each ish i think So the grand total including postage and customs clearance is? £90 For 2 t shirts? sorry my bad, £60 plus some stickers , it's this pulsing vein on the side of my head making me not do sums right |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:55:29 AM EDT
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"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit" That's Racist! BNP much? Not likely, the BNP can't string a sentence together, let alone compose a rant. Sad, I heard the conservative movement over there is pretty fractured and ineffective. I'm beginning to see the same thing here.
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:56:24 AM EDT
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Quoted: you are getting me mixed up with someone who gives a fuck what your race is , i don't , shitters full ."yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit" That's Racist! BNP much? |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 11:57:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: to be fair i do qualify Quoted: "yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit" That's Racist! BNP much? Not likely, the BNP can't string a sentence together, let alone compose a rant.  |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 12:01:19 PM EDT
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9.6/10 - I love Brit slang.
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Posted: 2/15/2013 12:02:21 PM EDT
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Great rant! God I love our international brethren (no homo).
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Posted: 2/15/2013 12:10:20 PM EDT
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I read your post with an accent.
Good rant. 9/10. More fucks would've made it a 10. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 12:13:20 PM EDT
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you are getting me mixed up with someone who gives a fuck what your race is , i don't , shitters full .
"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit" That's Racist! BNP much? No offense intended, just a friendly barb there. Mea Culpa. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 12:17:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: no offense taken Quoted: Quoted: you are getting me mixed up with someone who gives a fuck what your race is , i don't , shitters full ."yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit" That's Racist! BNP much? No offense intended, just a friendly barb there. Mea Culpa.  |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 12:59:01 PM EDT
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Looks like I need to send another package for those bastards to open
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:01:10 PM EDT
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Reading Brit "English" is like reading Chinese.
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:05:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Looks like I need to send another package for those bastards to open http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFiwCh3uPD8_F6NqvXHv8sCIIwN-stJtyS_tpH-y_bWwmqsfMd lol , remember the note i added a few years back , in case it got stolen mini rant |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:06:22 PM EDT
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Looks like I need to send another package for those bastards to open
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFiwCh3uPD8_F6NqvXHv8sCIIwN-stJtyS_tpH-y_bWwmqsfMd lol , remember the note i added a few years back , in case it got stolen mini rant
The cookiemaker enjoyed that too
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:08:03 PM EDT
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I need me a shirt like that. Off to see if there's a WAHTF shirt...
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:15:49 PM EDT
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Move to a free state
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:16:41 PM EDT
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"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit" That's Racist! BNP much? Not likely, the BNP can't string a sentence together, let alone compose a rant. Sad, I heard the conservative movement over there is pretty fractured and ineffective. I'm beginning to see the same thing here. Not really, the BNP are a bunch of tossers and anything but conservative. Their policies read like a socialist playbook. Read their manifesto. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:26:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: Move to a free state cornwall  |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:29:35 PM EDT
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"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit" That's Racist! BNP much? Not likely, the BNP can't string a sentence together, let alone compose a rant. Sad, I heard the conservative movement over there is pretty fractured and ineffective. I'm beginning to see the same thing here. Not really, the BNP are a bunch of tossers and anything but conservative. Their policies read like a socialist playbook. Read their manifesto. Ahh! Just did, oops. I'd heard 'em called names, but figured it was typical liberal hyperbole. Tell me; Do you guys have any conservative movements with any steam behind them? Is the pendulum swinging the other way yet? I figure it has to sooner or later judging by the ridiculous taxes and postage fees which must surely affect everyone. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:32:12 PM EDT
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9.9/10
Needs a reference to the Queen Mum, may she rest in peace. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:36:35 PM EDT
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Move to a free state cornwall
WALES !
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:43:04 PM EDT
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9.6/10 - I love Brit slang. Yes. Bloody good rant, mate. |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:49:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Move to a free state cornwall WALES ! I like Wales , never been to cornwall , but been told they talk funny and have no electricity or clean water |
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:50:55 PM EDT
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"yet we still let every unwashed piece of scum in and let them bleed the hard working Brit" That's Racist! BNP much? Not likely, the BNP can't string a sentence together, let alone compose a rant. Sad, I heard the conservative movement over there is pretty fractured and ineffective. I'm beginning to see the same thing here. Not really, the BNP are a bunch of tossers and anything but conservative. Their policies read like a socialist playbook. Read their manifesto. Ahh! Just did, oops. I'd heard 'em called names, but figured it was typical liberal hyperbole. Tell me; Do you guys have any conservative movements with any steam behind them? Is the pendulum swinging the other way yet? I figure it has to sooner or later judging by the ridiculous taxes and postage fees which must surely affect everyone. Taxes aren't that bad - we just resent being fucked over for a couple of t-shirts. Remember half that fee UKJohn has had to fork out was a "handling fee" by the incompetent halfwits at Parcelfarce. that same fee would apply if I imported a Dillon XL650, although the tax would be a lot higher (same percentage of total cost) Politically, the UK is more moderate and centrist than the US - that is to say we don't have the polar opposition of left and right that you guys have. I suspect that part of that lies in the fact that we are a much older nation and have done the left and right pendulum swinging thing. That said we have had a severe bout of libtardedness for a long time, with the nanny statism of the 90's (not dissimilar to what you guys are experiencing now). In my experience people are sick of the whole lefty bollocks. Most people want out of the EU post democratic experiment, most want to see tighter immigration controls, tougher penalties for criminals, and smaller govt that spends less. So in a nutshell, I do think that we have a grass roots move towards fiscal and social conservatism that is forming. However we need the leadership to go with that and the lacklustre performance of the current Govt is only kept in power by the sheer hatred of what the left have done to the country with their lunatic spending and insane nanny statism. To be honest, I suspect that one to watch in the coming years might be UKIP. If the Conservatives don't buck their ideas up, I can see many conservative thinkers voting for UKIP. While this may look good at face value, it effectively divides the vote on the right which may give the hardcore socialists the opportunity to drive their fuckbus of ingrates and wankers back into power so they can continue fucking the country over. What really needs to happen is that Guy Fawkes reappears and finishes the job he set out to do and then we can reboot the whole corrupt and nepotistic system and start again. However that ain't going to happen. That's my take on the situation, anyway. |
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